Merkin Patriot Fan Club

WHY TEH HELL IS CHARLIE ANGEL TRYING TO ABOLISH TEH AMT??? SHOW ME AN
ALERTNATIVE AND ILL SHOW YOU SOMEONE WHOS GOING TO PAY TEH MINIMUM SO
WAHTS TEH PROBLEM??? NO WONDER YOUR LOW RATED
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 4:53 pm |


CHARLIE RANGLE IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE TEH RICH TO PAY FOR TEH POOR
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 4:57 pm |

IF YOU WAIT YOULL SEE A GNU IN A SMOKING MUSRHOOM CLOUD
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:50 pm |

LIBERASL PROBALLY WANT AT$T AND APPLE TO SELL I-SLAMMOPHONES WITH
COVERED SCREENS AND D0NT-TOUCH-U-WHORE TEHCNOLOGY
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:56 pm |


TOADY WERE LIVING AT THE DAWN OF TEH AGE OF ACQUIREUS
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:29 pm |


WHEN RONALD RAGEAN WAS ELECTED IN 1980 I SAID THANK GOD TEH SIXITES ARE

OVER WITH - HE BOMBED LYBIA AND GOT OUR HORON BACK
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:36 pm |



I WISH WE HAD TALK RADIO BACK WHEN WE WERE WINNING IN VIENTAM
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:38 pm |


TEH SEVENTIES WAS DOMINATED BY JIMMY CRATER AND HIS WEAKNESS IN TEH
FACE OF SOVTIE AGRESSION AS TEHY TOOK OVER ALL THE IMPORTANT COUNTRIES
LIKE GRENADEA AND YEMEN BUT THANK GOD WE HAD NIXON SERVE AS OUR
NOSTREARMUS BY WRITING BOOKS ON FOREGIN POLICY WITH REALLY HELPFULL
MAPS WHERE TEH BAD COUNTRIES WERE IN RED
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:51 pm |



WEHN RAGEAN WON I WAS SO HAPPY I WROTE HIM A LETTER SAYING HE SHOULD
IMMOLATE FDR BUT INSTEAD OF SOUP KICHENS HE SHOULD OPEN KICHENS OF HOPE

THROUGHOUT TEH COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE COULD GET FULL OF HOPE AND INSTEAD
OF FIRESIED CHATS HE SHOULD HAVE NOW THAT YOUR FIRED CHATS WHERE HE
COULD DISH OUT EVEN MORE HOPE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:54 pm |



THE BRITH CONTROL PILL IS NAZISM SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:59 pm |



RACISM IS ALL IN TEH PAST BUT LIBERASL WANT TO KEEP IT GOING - DONT WE
ALL CELEBRATE MARTIN LUTHER KING NOW TAHT HES DEAD????
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:01 pm |


Today's youth is more likely to join some fascist organization and
slobber over Rush, Hannity, Coulter and the Dept of Defense than it is
to protest or refute ANYTHING.

TEH LIBERASL WENT TOO FAR- YOU SHOULD ALWAYS QUESTION TEH POWERFUL LIKE

TAHT RICH KID IN BLATIMORE WHOSE GOT HIS HAND IN MY POCKET JUST BECAUSE

HE WENT BODY SURFING ON TEH STREETS WITH HIS KID SISTER - I MEAN YEAH I

TOOK SOME ON TEH NOGGGIN IN MY DAY BUT DAMMIT HE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND
STOP AKSING OTHERS TO HELP
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:09 pm |



ROE A DEAR A FEMALE DEAR / BABE A CHILD WHOSE SOMEONES SON / HE A MAN
WE CALL HIM DOC / BAR A DRINKING PLACE FOR SOME / SO SHE DOESNT WANT
THE KID / LA A SPAINSH WORD FOR "THE" / SEE TEH DOCTOR GO TO JAIL / AND

THAT BRINGS US BACK TO ROE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:22 pm |

UNTIE TEH HANDS OF THE FREE MARKET AND THEYLL PUT OUT THE FIRE IN CALIFORNIA - DROP A BIG BAG OF MONEY OVER TEH FLAMES AND TELL FOLKS TEHY CAN KEEP WHAT THEY SLAVAGE - THEN JUST GRAB ALL TEH MEXICANS WHO SHOW UP AND YOU KILL TWO BIDRS WITH ONE STONE
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:08 pm #

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Can we haz Nashnal Gardz?

IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT TEH TROOPS KEEP TEH HOME FIRES BURNING
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:11 pm #

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WHEN I WAS A PUP WE USED TO BURN MORGAGES NOW MORGAGES ARE BURNING PEOPLE - MORE EVIDENSE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOVE AMERCIA
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:30 pm #

HA HA HA TEH LIBERASL ARE SCARED TRULEY AND REALLY SCARED OF FRED
THOMESPUN - HES TEH SECOND COMING OF RONALD RAGEAN
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.07 - 4:38 pm |


Fred Thompson's wife might get turned on on saggy testes

IM NUT SURE THAT MATTERS - MAYBE HES GOOD IN TEH SACK
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.07 - 4:49 pm |


perhaps Fred Thompson will end up suffocated by his wifes breasts

REAST ASSURED THAT OUR SECRETE SERVICE WILL BE AT TEH READDY
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.07 - 4:56 pm |


YOU LIBERASL WANT TO TOREPDO HIS CANSDIDACY - IT WONT WORK
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.07 - 4:58 pm |


PETE STARK RAVING MAD NEEDS TO RETRACK HIS INSANE STATEMENT BECAUSE ITS
A DISTRACTION FROM OUR FOCUS ON TEH INPEMDING THREAT OF A
KOREAN-SUNNI-SHIA-COMMUNO-ISLAMMO-FACEST-CHAVISTA CALLAFATE THATS BEING
ESTABLISHED - WERE FRIGGIN SURROUNDED - WE NEED TO BE UNITED IN THIS
FRIGHT LIKE WE WERE AFTER TEH 91/1
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.07 - 5:15 pm |

Pork Medallions in a honey and mustard gravy

THANK GOD ALL IS NOT LOST IN EURABIA - EAT IT BIN LADDEN
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 11:52 am |


"So I've told people that if you're interested in avoiding World War
III, it seems like you ought to be interested'' in preventing Iran from
gaining that capability.

WHY DONT THE LIBERASL WANT TO AVOID WLORD WAR III????? DEAR GOD WE CANT
GO TRHOUGH ANOTHER WORDL WAR IN THIS COUNTRY IMAGINE THE FORCES ARRAYDE
AGAINTS US ON TEH ONE SIDE YOU GOT IRAN AND ON THE OTHER YOU GOT THE
FORCES OF FEERDOM HEY THATS JUST TWO COUNTRIES OH WAIT I FORGOT POLAND
AND THE ALBANIAN POLICE FORCE
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 1:06 pm |


TEH ASSUALT ON LARRY CRAIG IS GLAADITOR POLITICS AT ITS WORTS BUT YOUR
EFFORT TO MAKE HIM FALL ON HISS WORD HAS BEEN STALLED
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 1:58 pm |


I AM MAXIMUX DECIMAL MARIDIUTS GENERAL OF THE FALIX RIGIDMENT OF THE
ROMAN RAMY AND SERVANT TO TEH EMPEROR MARSUC ORALIUS
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 2:03 pm |


HES TEH PRESIDENT!!!! - IF BUSH IS IRREVELANT IM A MONKEYS NUCLE
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 2:08 pm |


HEY LETS BE FAIR WHEN MONBIOTICA ATTACKES ITS LIKE WHEN SUBPRIMUS
MAXIMUS STOPPED PAYING RENT AND THEY UNLEASED HELL
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 2:50 pm |

I CAN EVEN HEAR LAUREN OLIVIA SAYING "RELEASE. TEH. CRACK. EN."
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 2:50 pm |


I HOPE TEH SECRETE SRVICE KEPT A CLOSE EYE ON THE DAILA LLAMA - THSOE
TIBETTAN BUDDHITS DONT FOOL ME THERE A THREAT ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE
PREMEDITATING TEH SOUND OF ONE HAND SLAPPING
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 3:05 pm |


WE NEED TO BOMB IRAN - FOR UNLAWFUL CENTERFUGE KNOWLEGE
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 3:14 pm |


Yes, far be it from me to defend Bush, but I wouldn't answer that
torture question either.

YOU LIBERASL WANT TO EXPOSE OUR PRESIDNTE TO LEGAL LIEBILITY
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 3:41 pm |


SONEATER CRAIG IS A GROUT MAN WEHN A BUST OF HIS LICKNESS IS INSTALLED
PERMANTENTLY IN TEH CONGREASS IT WILL BE A GAY DAY FOR MERKINS NOW IS
TEH TIME TO WAIVE ARE FREEDOM FAGS HIGH
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.07 - 8:59 pm |

The sentencing differential between possession of crack cocaine versus
powder cocaine is shameful.

NO IT SNOT YOU CAN HIDE POWDER COCIANE UP YOUR NOSE WHEREASS TO HIDE
CRACK YOU USE CRACK - GET IT???? SO TEH POINT IS HIDING YOUR CRACK
ENCOURGES GAYNESS AND IS DERTIMENTAL TO KIDS
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 9:22 am |


IM ALL FOR TELLING MICEHELL MALKIN "NO RETARET NO SURRENDER!!!!" HOLD
FATS BABY AND DONT LET TEH LIBERASL GET YOUR GOAT WE NEED TO MAKE A
STAND NOW OR TEH CALIPHATES WILL BE HERE - DID YOU KNOW TAHT IF YOU MIX
TEH WORD CALIPHATSE YOU GET "A SCHIP TALE"???? I TELL YOU WE NEED TO
INVESTIGATE THESE "FROTS" FUTHRER
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 10:22 am |


A Patriot missile has landed on a farm in Qatar after being
accidentally fired from a nearby US military base in the country.

HA HA HA AND TEH LIBERASL SAID TEH PATRIOT MISSLE DIDNT WORK - IT
NAILED THOSE SPUDS BEFORE THEY COULD OF LANDED IN JEUSALEM
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 10:36 am |



WHY ISNT ALGORE GOING TO GREENLAND AND BRINGING CUPS OF MELTED WATER TO
TEH POOR PEOPLE OF TEH SOUTHEATS???? NOT SO NOBEL IS HE
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 1:35 pm |


WHY WONT TEH MEDEA REPORT THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE WATER THAT HASNT
EVAPERATED???? NO THEYD RATHER TALK ABOUT THE PHONEY WATER THAT CUTS
AND RUNS DOWN TO TEH SEA OR BACK TO TEH CLOUDS
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 1:46 pm |

[These are fake Merkin posts-- Moe]

I caught my pentultimate wife in bed with one of her old college
professors.

THIS IS WHAT WHOROWIZT I STALKING ABOUT WHY DO YOU TIHNK TEYH CALL IT
THE LIBRUL ACADMY TEH ANWSER IS KAUS PROFS WIHT LEFT BENT ARE SOWLY
FUKING ENTIRE COUNTRY
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 5:01 pm |


MIX NUGENT PENITS ADN CARVILLE ADN YOU GET SNICKERS TAHT IS MERKINS
FAVORITE SNARK BEDSIDE CHEATOS TEH FATASS MIKAEL MOORE LIKES CLARK BUTT
ONLY REALLY OLD PEOPLE EAT TAHT SHIT
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 5:33 pm |

Didn't realize what a hand Moses had in their departure until I saw it.
THAT WAS WHEN TEH HEBEREWS LEFT BROOKLYN FOR LONG ISLAND
Merkin Patriot | 10.15.07 - 12:05 pm |


dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to
treat a common jaw problem
HE WAS PROBALLY TRYING TO HELP TEHM WITH THERE MILK TEATH
Merkin Patriot | 10.15.07 - 12:45 pm |


ROALND ARNALL IS A GREAT AMERICAN AND HES DOING GODS WORK IN TEH
NEVERLANDS OR DUTCHLAND OR WHATEVER TEH HELL THERE CALLING IT THIS WEYK
- ITS NOT HIS FAULT THE MORGAGES ARE UNDER WATER
Merkin Patriot | 10.15.07 - 1:27 pm |


HERES MY HEALTH PLAN - STOP COUGHING YOU LOOSER AND GET A JOB
Merkin Patriot | 10.15.07 - 1:38 pm |

I DONT WANT TO BEDATE THELOOGY WITH YOU LIBERASL BUT IN FACT ANN
COLUTER MERELY SPOKE TEH TRUTH THAT JEWS ARE IN FOR SOME REALLY GOOD
NEWS IF ONLY THEYD LOOSEN UP - STOP WHALING AT WALLS AND LISTEN FOR
ONCE TO THE GREATEST CARPENTER TEHY EVER NAILED
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:14 pm |


SORRY I MEAN TO SAY "THE GREATEST CARPENTER THAT EVER LIVED"
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:15 pm |


COLUTER WAS MERELY GIVING JEWS THE UNCUT VERSION OF OUR FAITH
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:20 pm |


Merkin, are you saying that Jesus is . . . DEAD?
HES IS NOT DEAD!!!! HE IS RESIN AND HE WILL COME BACK IN A CLOUD OF
GLOREY WITH FLAMES COMING OUT OF ALL SIDES AND A DAGGER FOR A TONGUE
AND HAIR OF WOOL AND BIG FEETS OF BRONZE AND HE WILL SMASH CLAY
PIDGIANS OVER THE HEADS OF TEH LOOSERS - REPENT NOW
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:29 pm |


WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE SEVENTH SEAL GETS BLOWN LIBERASL?????
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:32 pm |



WAHT WILL YOU DO WHEN THE RIVERS RUN RED WITH BLOOD AND THE OCEANS BOIL
AWAY BECAUSE TEH STARS FELL INTO IT AND THE LOCUTS COME BACK IN STYLE
AND TEH BEAST OF BABBLEON EATS YOUR FIRST BORN AND RIDES THE WHORE -
WHY DO YOU REJECT TEH GOOD NEWS?????
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:36 pm |


BUT NO - YOUR ALL PAGEANS AND YOUD RATHER WAIT FOR MOTHRA TO COME BACK
AND SHOOT TEH BULL WITH YOU LIKE COLLEAGE STUDNETS
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:39 pm |


Shawwal is the tenth month of the Islamic calendar -- not the first.
YOU SURE??? I COULD OF SWORN THE TENTH MONHT WAS MALCOM X
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 3:43 pm |


TOO BAD GOOLGE CANT SHOW YOU LIBERASL TEH ROAD TO SLAVATION
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 4:26 pm |

OMG TEH NOBLE PEACE PRIZE IS NO LONGER VALID NOW THAT ALGORE WON IT -
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM PEOPLE WHO REWARDED ARFARAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 9:17 am |


THEY SHOULD OF GIVEN IT TO BUSH FOR ENDING TEH WAR ON POVERTY
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 9:19 am |


Meanwhile, both George LXI and George LXIII are puzzled that they don't
get invited to Stockholm.

HA HA HA WHAT A MISTAKE - ITS GEOGRE XXXXI AND GEOGRE XXXXIII SILLY
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 9:24 am



I SENT A LETTER TO SWISSERLAND TO NOMINATE BUSH BUT TEHY SENT IT BACK
SUPPOSEDLY BECAUSE THEY WERENT THERE - THERE ALL LARS
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 9:28 am |


ANN COLUTER PROVIDES THE FINAL SOULTION TO TEH CONTROVERSY OVER WHETHER
THIS IS A CHIRSTAIN COUNTRY - AFTER ALL TEH CONSTITUITON SAYS ITS ALL
FOR A MORE PERFECT UNION AND SO YOU GET TEH MESSAGE
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.07 - 10:47 am |

"I know Iraq is fucked up, but I want my daughter to grow up knowing she'll never have to wear a burqa!"

AMEN TO THAT BORTHER - THE ISLAMMOFACES WANT TO PUT US UNDER SHARIAH LAW - IMMAGINE THEM MARCHING THROUGH ALL NINE MILLION SQUARE MILES OF US TERRORITY MAKING US ALL PRAY TOWARDS MECACA
Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 10:58 am #

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CNN INTERATIONAL HAS A ONE WORLD AGENDA AND THERE NO BETTER THAN THE EUROWEENIES AND THERE SICK COUNTRY OF EUROPE COUGH COUGH ITS REALLY SICK SNIFFEL COUGH COUGH THEY ENVEY TEH USA
Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:25 pm #

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EUORPE IS SO WEAK THEY NEED A DOLLAR FORTY TO BUY THERE MONEY WOW I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE I ONLY NEED A BUCK TO BUY A PIECE OF TEH USA THANKS TO BUSH WERE STILL TEH SHINING BACON

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:29 pm #

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I THOUGHT BRITNEYS PEARS BRITHPLACE WA SNATCHITUCHES LOUSIANA

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:40 pm #

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Miller and Molson Coors to Merge in U.S.

THEY BETTER NOT CHANGE TEH NAME OF TEH BEER TO MOORS DAMMIT

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:42 pm #

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WE NEED TO NOTIFY TEH FCT AND BAN THE FOLLOWING MERGERS

BUDWISER + SINGHA = BUDHASWISER

PESPI + COKE = POKE

MUESLI + SLIM JIM = NEED I SAY MOOR?????

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:47 pm #

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IF SADDAM WASNT TEH POP LOT OF TEH MIDDLE EATS THEN WHO WAS?

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:51 pm #

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IF YOU MIX UP TEH WORD "KIHMAR ROUGE" YOU GET "IRAK GERM HOUR" THE CLUSE ARE EVERWHERE YOU LIBERASL WHY DONT YOU BUY ONE

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:55 pm #

MAYBE WE SHOULD OF DROPPED COPIES OF TEH FERALIST PAPERS INTO IRAQ SO
THAT THEY WOULD OF KNOWN WHAT WAS COMING THERE WAY
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 12:05 pm |

I SHUDDER WHEN I THIKN OF AMERICAN UNDER PRESIDENT CRATER HE PUT US IN
A HOLE AND WE FELL INTO THE LIMBOE OF CREEPING SOCALISM
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:53 pm


IM THINKING OF VOTEING FOR RUDDY GULAINI BECAUSE HE CLEANED UP NEW YORK
- THE THUGS WERE SO SCARED OF HIM THAT CRIME DECLINED BEFORE HE EVEN
TOOK OFFICE - HELL ITS STILL DECLINING THERE TOADY
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:56 pm


BUT THEN AGAIN RUEDY GULIANI IS NOT EXACTLY TOM TANCERDO
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:57 pm |


RONALDUS MAGMUS WAS TEH GREATEST PRESIDENT OF MY GERMANATION - HE GAVE
US CONFIDENSE - HE PUT FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THE SOVIETS WHEN THEY SAW
HOW HE DEMOLISEHD THERE GRENADEAN ALLIES I MEAN FOR CHRISSAKES IT WAS A
ISLAND NAMED AFTER AN EXPOLSIVE!!!! JIMMY CRATER WOULD OF WAITED FOR
THAT POWDERED NUTMEG TO EXPLODE
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:04 pm |


WE CANT RETURN TO THE MALAYS DAYS OF JIMMY CRATER - I CAN ONELY HOPE
THAT THE NEXT PRESIDNTE FOLLOWS TEH GIMPER IN THIS NEW AREA
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:09 pm |


("How does he do it? Merkin is the most efficient satirist I have ever
seen. I'm in awe.")
IM NOT EFFICIENT DAMMIT IM AN AMERICAN - DONT FROGET THAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:11 pm |


KAMEL ATTATURK WAS TEH FATHER OF MODERN TURKEY WHO BUILT A NEW COUNTRY
WITH HIS BEAR HANDS AFTER TEH OTTOMAN CAME APART - LET THAT BE A LESSON
TO THOSE WHO WOULD MAKE THIS A WICKER NATION THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION
AND JESUS IS OUR CARPENTER - FOR HE IS THE HAND OF GOD WHO HAMMERS AWAY
TEH SINS OF THE WORLD - NOT LIKE THOR THOUGH OR ODDIN OR ANY OF THOSE
OTHER PAGEAN DITTIES
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:28 pm |


GILTIN BLAMES HIMSELF FOR THE SUCCESS OF TEH IRAQ LIBERATION
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:33 pm |

HA HA HA NICE TRY LIBERASL BUT TED HAGGARD IS CURED LIKE A HAM
Merkin Patriot 10.05.07 - 4:03 pm #

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AND WHATS WRONG WITH HAVING AN ESCORT ANYWAY???? CRAGIS AN OLD MAN WHO PROBALLY NEEDS HELP GETTING OFF AND STEPPING DOWN
Merkin Patriot 10.05.07 - 4:06 pm #

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I think it's a big part of the culture of the former Confederate States.

I WISH I HAD TIGHT PANTS OF COTTON / SO NEXT TIME IM NOT TEH BOTTOM / LOOK AWAY! IM NOT GAY! SO NOT GAY! DIXIN HAND
Merkin Patriot 10.05.07 - 4:14 pm #

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The GOP's Hunt for Red Cocktober.

I LIKE TOM CLANCY FOR HIS REALISM BUTT I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHY CAPTAIN REAMUS WAS CONSIDERED A LETHAL ALIEN JUST BECAUSE HE WAS BORN IN VILLINUS - WASNT HE REALLY ONE OF TEH GOOD GUYS???
Merkin Patriot 10.05.07 - 4:29 pm #

I HATE IRANIANS TOO EVEN IF I WANT TO FREE TEHM FROM OPRESSION SO THAT THERE GAYS ARE FREELY DENIED LEGAL MARRAGES OR CIVIL UNIONS

Merkin Patriot | 10.02.07 - 5:43 pm | #



WE SHOULD ALSO LIBERATE IRANAIN WOMEN SO THAT THEY CANT HAVE ABORTIONS IN A DEMOCRACY LIKE OUR INTELLIGENT DESINGER INTENDED

Merkin Patriot | 10.02.07 - 5:45 pm | #



IRANYAN WOMEN CANT HAVE ABOARCHIN AND IRANICALLY IT NOT KOSHIR FOR JEWS ETHER WHO NOSE WHY PROBABY TEHY BOTH EVILOVED FORM CHRISHITSTAINS TOO BAD NETHER REGION WILL SAND UP ANADMAD TIT

Merkin Patriot | 10.02.07 - 6:14 pm | #

Did Thomas disclose why he rarely asks any questions when cases are
presented to the court?

BECAUSE HES MULING IT OVER IN HIS HEAD SILLY - YOUR ALL RACEST
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 12:15 pm |

He just said that the food pyramid did inestimable damage.

THAT WAS WEHN THE EGGYPTIANS FORCED THE HEBEREWS TO EAT BACON AND TEHN
MOSES SAID: GIVE US SOME FIBER AND LET MY PEOPLE GO
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 12:22 pm |

For example, there's no difference between a white snake and black
snake

ENOUGH OF THIS PC BUSINESS - TEH BLACK SNAKE IS SURELY LONGER
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 12:25 pm |


I HOPE TEH CONGRESS PASSES A RESULOTION TO CONDEMN AHMADEAJIHAD FOR
ACCEPTING CULOMBIAS INVITATION - EVEN WITH ALL THE GREASY DUMMYCRATS IN

POWER I BET IT WILL SQUEEK THROUGH
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 4:32 pm | #


RUSH IS MORE OF A MAN THAN TWO OR THERE OF YOU COMBIND - HELL HE TOOK A GULP OF OXYTONKIN ONCE BIG ENOUGH TO KILL A HORSE AND LIKE CONAN SAID THAT WHICH DOE SNOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRANGER
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 4:43 pm |

perhaps one day Rush Limpballs will implode

HA HA HA KEEP HOPEING LIBERASL - RUSH LIMBAAUGH IS LIKE A BLACK HOLE OF

WIDSOM JUST PULLING EVERYONE INTO HIS VORTEX OF GRAVITASS HELL NEITHER
LIGHT NOR TEH FACTS CAN ESCAPE HIM
Merkin Patriot | 10.01.07 - 4:50 pm