Merkin Patriot Fan Club

I SHUDDER WHEN I THIKN OF AMERICAN UNDER PRESIDENT CRATER HE PUT US IN
A HOLE AND WE FELL INTO THE LIMBOE OF CREEPING SOCALISM
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:53 pm


IM THINKING OF VOTEING FOR RUDDY GULAINI BECAUSE HE CLEANED UP NEW YORK
- THE THUGS WERE SO SCARED OF HIM THAT CRIME DECLINED BEFORE HE EVEN
TOOK OFFICE - HELL ITS STILL DECLINING THERE TOADY
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:56 pm


BUT THEN AGAIN RUEDY GULIANI IS NOT EXACTLY TOM TANCERDO
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 2:57 pm |


RONALDUS MAGMUS WAS TEH GREATEST PRESIDENT OF MY GERMANATION - HE GAVE
US CONFIDENSE - HE PUT FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF THE SOVIETS WHEN THEY SAW
HOW HE DEMOLISEHD THERE GRENADEAN ALLIES I MEAN FOR CHRISSAKES IT WAS A
ISLAND NAMED AFTER AN EXPOLSIVE!!!! JIMMY CRATER WOULD OF WAITED FOR
THAT POWDERED NUTMEG TO EXPLODE
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:04 pm |


WE CANT RETURN TO THE MALAYS DAYS OF JIMMY CRATER - I CAN ONELY HOPE
THAT THE NEXT PRESIDNTE FOLLOWS TEH GIMPER IN THIS NEW AREA
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:09 pm |


("How does he do it? Merkin is the most efficient satirist I have ever
seen. I'm in awe.")
IM NOT EFFICIENT DAMMIT IM AN AMERICAN - DONT FROGET THAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:11 pm |


KAMEL ATTATURK WAS TEH FATHER OF MODERN TURKEY WHO BUILT A NEW COUNTRY
WITH HIS BEAR HANDS AFTER TEH OTTOMAN CAME APART - LET THAT BE A LESSON
TO THOSE WHO WOULD MAKE THIS A WICKER NATION THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION
AND JESUS IS OUR CARPENTER - FOR HE IS THE HAND OF GOD WHO HAMMERS AWAY
TEH SINS OF THE WORLD - NOT LIKE THOR THOUGH OR ODDIN OR ANY OF THOSE
OTHER PAGEAN DITTIES
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:28 pm |


GILTIN BLAMES HIMSELF FOR THE SUCCESS OF TEH IRAQ LIBERATION
Merkin Patriot | 10.08.07 - 3:33 pm |