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Instead, you force the president to spend taxpayer dollars on media
campaigns to keep support for the troops strong and riots from taking
hold in Louisiana.

DAMN STRAIGHT SON TELL THEM THE TRUTH IT HURTS DONT IT HA AH HA HA
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MEDEA CAMPAGNS COSTS MORE THAN WARS DO HELL COCA
COAL AND PESPI SPEND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS A YEAR AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND
OUT COKE ISNT THE REAL THING ITS WATER SUGER AND SOME SWEET BROWN STUFF
THAT COMES FROM A VALT IN ATLANTA DAMN THATS A BIG VALT THEY BEEN
SELLING SODA POP FOR YEARS ANYHOW WHY ARE WE UPSET WE DIDNT FIND
WMD???? COKE PESPI IRAN IRAQ ITS ALL ABOUT EXPENSIVE BROWN LIQUID SON -
GOD LEAVES HIS CLUESE EVERYWHERE
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 12:22 am |



GOOD NIGHT COMMIES ITS NO LONGER MAYDAY SO IM GONNA CRASH
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 12:26 am |




GOOD GOD YOU LIBERASL ARE REALLY SCARPING THE BOTTOM OF TEH BARREL WITH
THAT ONE - EVERYONE KNOW 1919 WAS BEFORE 91/1 EVERYTHING CHANGED ON
THAT FAITHFUL DAY ESPECIALLY NOW THAT WERE NOTICING THAT THERE ARE
MEXICANS HERE - HOW SNEAKY IS THAT NEXT TIME WE WONT BE SO LUCKY NEXT
TIME INSTEAD OF OSAMA BIN LADEN WE COULD BE FACIGN THE MENNACE OF CHILE
CON CARNE
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 10:42 am |


WE NEED AN INTERNET THATS FARE AND BALANCED - THATS WHY IM AGAINST NET
NUTERALLY BECAUSE ONLY THE INSENTIVE OF MONEY WILL ALLOW THE INTERNETS
TO GROW AND PROPSER - LOOK AT THE GREAT JOB THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR
DOES WITH OUR HEALTH SYSTEM HERE IN GODS COUNTRY I HAVENT BEEN TO THE
DOCTOR IN YEARS BECAUSE I CANT AFFROD TO GET SICK - THATS HOW INSENTIVE
WORKS
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 10:49 am |


PRESIDENTE BUSH DOES TOO SPEAK SPANISH AND HES WIDELY ADMIRED FOR IT
AMONG THE MEXICANS AND THE OTHER PORTORICANS WHO ARE OVERRUNIGN OUR
COUNTRY DEAR GOD WILL THE LAST AMERICAN TO LEAVE LOST ANGELES PLEASE
BRING THE FLAG

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AT MY LOCAL TACO STAND AND I SAID HEY YOU
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR OINTED LEADER AND TELL ME LA VERDAD BEFORE I
CALL THE MIGRA ON YOUR SORRY ASS AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS A CITIZEN YEAH
RIGHT AND THAT AS THEY SAY IN SPANSIH BUSH "ES UN GRAN AMARICON" THATS
RIGHT A GREAT AMERICAN

THERE NOT ALL BAD
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 11:09 am |



I LIKE LAMAR ALEXANDER HIS HEART IS IN THE RIGHT PLACE BUT ITS
SUSPICOUS THATS HIS FRIST NAME IS SPANISH FOR "THE SEA" WE NEED TO LOOK
INTO HIS BACKGROUND YOU NEVER KNOW IF THERE TRYING TO SNEAK IN SOME
SORT OF MANCHURROAN CANDIDATE PASS US

THESE ARE DANGEROUS TIMES PEOPLE
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 11:19 am |



I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET ONE DAY AND I SAW THIS PORTORICAN AND I
NEEDED SOME DIRECTIONS SO I PULL OVER AND SAID YO QIERO TACO BELL WHICH
MEANS WERE IS THE NEAREST RETSAURANT HE TOLD ME THAT I HAD A CARA DE
CULO AND I THANKED HIM FOR COMPLIMENTING ME ON MY COOL CAR - SEE WE CAN
ALL GET ALONG IF YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE

FUNNY THOUGH BECAUSE THAT CHEVY NOVA WAS A FRIGGIN LEMMON
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 11:33 am |


The last time I checked, the entire island of Puerto Rico was inhabited
by Spanish speaking Ameican Citizens!

THATS CLINTONS FAULT - HE SHOULD OF KEPT BOMBING VIETQUESS
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 11:53 am


HEY LEAVE THE CORPORATIANS ALONE - THERE JUST TRYING TO GOOSE THE
INTERNETS A BIT TO GET THEM TO SQUEEZ OUT MORE GOLDEN EGGS - ITS IN THE
BIBLE WHEN JESUS SAID "AND GIVE UNDER SEIZURE THAT WHICH IS FOR
SEIZURE" - GET RIGHT WITH GOD YOU SECLARISTS
Merkin Patriot | 05.02.06 - 12:10 pm |