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HA HA HA HA IS THERE ANY DOUT THAT IF HILTER HIMSELF WERE ALIVE TODAY
HED BE A BLOGGER IF NOT AN OUTRIGHT FACIST???? HELL I BET HED HAVE ONE
OF THEM SMARTY PANTS NAMES THE LIBERASL LOVE TO USE TO NAME THERE BLOG
LIKE "ZYKLON" OR "ATROSITY" - WHY DONT YOU COMMIES KEEP IT SIMPLE LIKE
CAPTAIN ED'S QUARTERED
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 3:40 pm |


Actually, if Hitler had a blog he'd never become a fascist, because
he'd finally have a forum for his art.

DONT BE SILLY THEY DIDNT HAVE PENTHAUS OR HUSSLER BACK IN THOSE DAYS IN
GERMANY
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 3:49 pm |



OMG WAR NERD SNOT REAL????????!!!!! THAT CANT BE - HES A GENUS
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 4:01 pm |


WE NEED A FLAG BURNING AMENDMENT THAT NOT ONLY BANS BURNING FLAGS IN
FRONT OF RICK MONDAY BUT ONE THAT UPDATES THE FOURTH AMENDMENT FOR THE
MODERN ERRA - I MEAN WE GOT LOTS OF OUTDATED AMENDMENT ALREADY LIKE THE
ONE THAT SAYS YOU CANT DRINK AND THE OTHER ONE ABOUT DRAWING AND
QUARTERING BRITTISH TROOPS IN YOUR HOUSE - NOBODY DOES THAT NO MORE
THANK GOD
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 4:19 pm |


SOME DUMMYCRATS THINK BURNING FLAGS SHOULD BE LEGAL SAFE AND RARE LIKE
ABORTIONS AND BLACK REPUBLICANS - I DISAGREE - IF YOU DONT OUTLAW
BURNING THE FLAG THEN ONLY OUTLAWS WONT BURN THE FLAG OR SOMETHING LIKE
THAT DAMMIT YOU GET MY POINT
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 10:44 pm |


IVE BEEN BUSY LISTENING TO MY FIANCY MAKE PLANS FOR THE STRAIGHTEST
GODDAM WEDDING YOULL EVER SEE - I SAID THERES NO BEST MAN DAMMIT - ONE
MAN ONE WOMAN LIKE GOD INTENDED WHEN HE GAVE MY STATE THE RIGHT TO
MARREY PEOPLE BACK IN 1792 WHEN THE CONSTITUTION WAS HANDED DOWN FROM
HEVEAN

ITS GODDAM EXPENSIVE TOO I SAID LISTEN SWEETY I AINT MADE OF MONEY
DAMMIT YOU NEED TO CUT DOWN ON BURNING ALL THOSE CDS FOR THE DJ BECAUSE
I GOTTA PAY THE LIGHT BILLS DAMMIT AND SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GET A
BETTER JOB ID SLUG HER IF I WASNT A GENLTEMAN I GUESS THEY DONT HAVE
LIMEWIRE IN QWERTYSTAN OR WHEREVER THE HELL SHES FROM - GODDAMM APPEL

ANYHOW I HEARD ZARKOWEY WAS DEAD HA HA HA HA THE WAR IS DAMN NEAR OVER
I GUESS - AND I HEARD THE LEFT DIDNT GET OUTRAGED ENOUGH OVER THOSE TWO
SOLDERS WHO GOT TORTURED TO DEATH - YOU GUYS WERE ALL OUTRAGED THREE
YEARS AND THOUSANDS OF LIVES AGO - TALK ABOUT BEING PREMATURE YOU GOTTA
KEEP YOUR POWDER DRY LIKE LIBERMAN AND THE OTHER RESPONSABLE DEMOCRAST
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 10:59 pm | #


whose flag flies over falluja?

THE ITALLIAN FLAG SILLY - NEVER HEARD OF PASTA FAJULLAH??? DAMN I GOTTA
TEACH YOU COMMIES EVERYTHING
Merkin Patriot | 06.27.06 - 11:02 pm |

YOU LIBERASL NEED TO GET OFF RUSH LIMPAUGHS HOW DO YOU KNOW HE DIDNT
TAKE THE VIGARA DOWN TO THE DOMINCIAN AS A GOOD WILL JESTER????? ITS
POSSIBLE HE FOUND OUT THAT TAKING VIGARA TO THE DOMINICANS IS LIKE
BRINGING FOALS TO WHITE CASTLE - THATS AN BRITTISH EXPRESSION FOR THOSE
OF YOU IN RIO LINDA - ILL BET THATS WHY HE HAD TO BRING IT BACK TO
FLORDIA
Merkin Patriot | 06.26.06 - 10:49 pm |


HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL THINK THAT RUSH IS FACING THE STIFF ARM OF THE
LAW BUT HELL OUTTWIT YOU LIKE HES BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS
HA HA HA HA YOU GUYS ARE ALL WET LIKE A BOWL OF RAMMIN NOODLES HA HA HA

WHOSE LIMP NOW
Merkin Patriot | 06.26.06 - 10:54 pm |