Merkin Patriot Fan Club

The sentencing differential between possession of crack cocaine versus
powder cocaine is shameful.

NO IT SNOT YOU CAN HIDE POWDER COCIANE UP YOUR NOSE WHEREASS TO HIDE
CRACK YOU USE CRACK - GET IT???? SO TEH POINT IS HIDING YOUR CRACK
ENCOURGES GAYNESS AND IS DERTIMENTAL TO KIDS
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 9:22 am |


IM ALL FOR TELLING MICEHELL MALKIN "NO RETARET NO SURRENDER!!!!" HOLD
FATS BABY AND DONT LET TEH LIBERASL GET YOUR GOAT WE NEED TO MAKE A
STAND NOW OR TEH CALIPHATES WILL BE HERE - DID YOU KNOW TAHT IF YOU MIX
TEH WORD CALIPHATSE YOU GET "A SCHIP TALE"???? I TELL YOU WE NEED TO
INVESTIGATE THESE "FROTS" FUTHRER
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 10:22 am |


A Patriot missile has landed on a farm in Qatar after being
accidentally fired from a nearby US military base in the country.

HA HA HA AND TEH LIBERASL SAID TEH PATRIOT MISSLE DIDNT WORK - IT
NAILED THOSE SPUDS BEFORE THEY COULD OF LANDED IN JEUSALEM
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 10:36 am |



WHY ISNT ALGORE GOING TO GREENLAND AND BRINGING CUPS OF MELTED WATER TO
TEH POOR PEOPLE OF TEH SOUTHEATS???? NOT SO NOBEL IS HE
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 1:35 pm |


WHY WONT TEH MEDEA REPORT THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE WATER THAT HASNT
EVAPERATED???? NO THEYD RATHER TALK ABOUT THE PHONEY WATER THAT CUTS
AND RUNS DOWN TO TEH SEA OR BACK TO TEH CLOUDS
Merkin Patriot | 10.16.07 - 1:46 pm |