Merkin Patriot Fan Club

IF YOU WAIT YOULL SEE A GNU IN A SMOKING MUSRHOOM CLOUD
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:50 pm |

LIBERASL PROBALLY WANT AT$T AND APPLE TO SELL I-SLAMMOPHONES WITH
COVERED SCREENS AND D0NT-TOUCH-U-WHORE TEHCNOLOGY
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:56 pm |


TOADY WERE LIVING AT THE DAWN OF TEH AGE OF ACQUIREUS
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:29 pm |


WHEN RONALD RAGEAN WAS ELECTED IN 1980 I SAID THANK GOD TEH SIXITES ARE

OVER WITH - HE BOMBED LYBIA AND GOT OUR HORON BACK
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:36 pm |



I WISH WE HAD TALK RADIO BACK WHEN WE WERE WINNING IN VIENTAM
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:38 pm |


TEH SEVENTIES WAS DOMINATED BY JIMMY CRATER AND HIS WEAKNESS IN TEH
FACE OF SOVTIE AGRESSION AS TEHY TOOK OVER ALL THE IMPORTANT COUNTRIES
LIKE GRENADEA AND YEMEN BUT THANK GOD WE HAD NIXON SERVE AS OUR
NOSTREARMUS BY WRITING BOOKS ON FOREGIN POLICY WITH REALLY HELPFULL
MAPS WHERE TEH BAD COUNTRIES WERE IN RED
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:51 pm |



WEHN RAGEAN WON I WAS SO HAPPY I WROTE HIM A LETTER SAYING HE SHOULD
IMMOLATE FDR BUT INSTEAD OF SOUP KICHENS HE SHOULD OPEN KICHENS OF HOPE

THROUGHOUT TEH COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE COULD GET FULL OF HOPE AND INSTEAD
OF FIRESIED CHATS HE SHOULD HAVE NOW THAT YOUR FIRED CHATS WHERE HE
COULD DISH OUT EVEN MORE HOPE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:54 pm |



THE BRITH CONTROL PILL IS NAZISM SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:59 pm |



RACISM IS ALL IN TEH PAST BUT LIBERASL WANT TO KEEP IT GOING - DONT WE
ALL CELEBRATE MARTIN LUTHER KING NOW TAHT HES DEAD????
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:01 pm |


Today's youth is more likely to join some fascist organization and
slobber over Rush, Hannity, Coulter and the Dept of Defense than it is
to protest or refute ANYTHING.

TEH LIBERASL WENT TOO FAR- YOU SHOULD ALWAYS QUESTION TEH POWERFUL LIKE

TAHT RICH KID IN BLATIMORE WHOSE GOT HIS HAND IN MY POCKET JUST BECAUSE

HE WENT BODY SURFING ON TEH STREETS WITH HIS KID SISTER - I MEAN YEAH I

TOOK SOME ON TEH NOGGGIN IN MY DAY BUT DAMMIT HE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND
STOP AKSING OTHERS TO HELP
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:09 pm |



ROE A DEAR A FEMALE DEAR / BABE A CHILD WHOSE SOMEONES SON / HE A MAN
WE CALL HIM DOC / BAR A DRINKING PLACE FOR SOME / SO SHE DOESNT WANT
THE KID / LA A SPAINSH WORD FOR "THE" / SEE TEH DOCTOR GO TO JAIL / AND

THAT BRINGS US BACK TO ROE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:22 pm |