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HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL MISS THE POINT AS ALWAYS ITS NOT THE LITERAL WORDS IN THE DOCUMENT ITS THE CONTEXT OR "CON"TEXT FOR THOSE OF YOU IN RIO LINDA THERE IS NO DENYING THE "CON"STITUTION IS CHRISTIAN IN "CON"CEPT AND IS CONSERVATIVE TO BOOT

JUST LIKE YOU HAVE THE HOLY TRINITY YOU HAVE THE EXECUTIVE LEGISLATIVE AND JUDICIATIVE BRANCHES - COINCIDENSE??? NOT!!!!! LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 4:31 pm | #

FINALLY EVIDENSE THAT INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS SCIENTIFICALLY TESTABLE - ONLY A DESIGNER WOULD TRY TO PUT EARRINGS ON A MOUSE
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 3:20 pm | #

[Flory had mentioned that God could be a woman...]

GOD IS NOT FEMALE!!!!

THE BABY JESUS WAS NO TURKEY BASTERD
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 3:34 pm | #

[And so someone said God was gay...]

HA HA HA HA DONT BE SILLY GOD CANT BE GAY

I MEAN OKAY HES KIND OF JEALOUS ALL THE TIME WITH THE ISREALITES AND HE INVENTED THE RAINBOW AFTER THE GREAT FLOOD BUT THIS WAS THE GUY WHO DESTROYED SODOM AND BEGORRAH FOR HAVING TOO MUCH OF TEH GAYNESS (EXCUSE MY FRENCH) AND WHO PUNISHED NIMROD FOR HAVING A GAY NAME AND ERECTING THAT SUGGESTIVE TOWER OF BABLE
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 3:49 pm | #

OUR TROOPS DONT NEED BODY ARMOR THEY NEED A VICTORY STRATEGY AND THEY NEED OUR SUPPORT SO PLEASE BUY A YELLOW MAGNOT

WHENEVER THAT CRACK POT MOMMIE-GONE-COMMIE CIDNY SHEENAN PROTESTS OUR BLOVED PRESIDENT IT MAKES THE TERRORITS HAPPY AND STRIKES FEAR IN THE PARTS OF 72 VIRGIANS IN PARADISE

CIDNY DOSENT SPEAK FOR ME
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 1:59 pm | #

YOUR A BUNCH OF DOOM AND GLOAM NUKES HALF MISSING JIMMY CARTER MALAYS DAY LIBERASL ITS TOO DEPRESSING DEALING WITH YOU GUYS GIVE ME THAT OLD RAGEANESQUE OPTIMISM GIVE ME SOME MOURNING IN AMERICA GO READ THE PURPOSE CHICKEN LIFE OR THE BIBLE OR SOMETHING I SWEAR YOU GUYS ARE SUCH LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 1:13 pm | #

ANOTHER GOOD BOOK IS DRIVEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 1:17 pm | #

YOU LIBERASL ARE ALL ANTI SEMANTIC

JESUS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT 'NEOCONVERTASIVE' IS CODE FOR JEWIST REPUBLICANS FOR CHRISSAKES THERE CALLED NEO KAHNS - GET WITH THE POGRAM
Merkin Patriot | 09.30.05 - 1:32 pm | #

[And so ends Merkin's long absence, with nary a word as to where he had been.]

HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL ARE GETTING SO DESPERATE YOULL TRY ANYTHING AND ANYONE HELL EVERYONE KNOWS ANY DESCENT PROSCIUTOR WORTHY OF ASSAULT CAN INDITE A HAM SANDWICH IF HE WANTS TO AND THIS GUY IS A PARTESAN HACK IF THERE EVER WAS ONE

WHATS THE HARM ANYWAY AS MY GRANDFATHER USED TO SAY ABOUT DATING SLUTS NO ONE EVER MISSED A SLICE OFF A CUT HAM SO WHATS A FEW CORPORATE DOLLARS SPENT ON TRMSPA

THIS INDITEMENT IS A SIGN THAT LIBERASLIM IS ON ITS LAST LEGS
Merkin Patriot | 09.29.05 - 5:25 pm | #

WE NEED TO DIG IN AND FIGHT TO THE BITTEREST END THESE TERRORISTS WILL NOT WIN AND THEY WONT SCARE US AWAY FROM TURNING IRAQ INTO A MEDOCRATIC SOCIEITY - NO SACRIFICE IS TOO LARGE FOR THIS MERITRICIOUS GOAL

TALK TO YOU LATER IM GOING SHOPPING
Merkin Patriot | 09.14.05 - 11:09 am | #

WHY DO YOU RACISTS LIBERASL SEE COLOR IN EVERYTHING??? YOU SHOULD BE LIKE ME - I DONT NOTICE BLACK PEOPLE
Merkin Patriot | 09.13.05 - 5:05 pm | #

Terry C. Responded:
Any we don't notice you much anymore, either!
Terry C, Feminazi Moonbat | Email | Homepage | 09.13.05 - 5:06 pm |

HA HA HA HA HA TERRY C AS IN COMMIE CANT SPELL
Merkin Patriot | 09.13.05 - 5:10 pm | #

YOU LIBERASL ARE OUTRAGEOUS - COULD BUSH HAVE STOPPED KARTINA FROM HITTING NEW OLREANS???? THE ANSWER IS NO HE COULDNT - MAYBE CLITNON COULD HAVE DIVERTED STROM BY OFFERING TO PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND GET BLOWN BUT THATS JUST SPECULATION SINCE HE WAS HIGH AND DRY NO THANKS TO HIS DIKE WIFE

SO STOP PLAYING THE BLAME GAME AND START ASKING THE DUMMYCRATS IN LOUSIANA ABOUT THE SCHOOL BUSES
Merkin Patriot | 09.12.05 - 3:03 pm | #

HA HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL ARE LOOSERS IM FIRST
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:41 am | #

HOPEFULLY NEW OLREANS WILL RISE AGAIN OUT OF THE WATERS AND LIKE THE PHOENIX OF LEGGEND SHE WILL END UP IN ARIZONA
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:44 am | #

THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME TO REBUILK NEW ORLEANS AND DEBATE THE MERITS OF THE RECONSTRUCTION

WE NEED TO DEBATE THAT ISLAMOCOMMIE MEMORIAL IN PENNSALVANIA DAMMIT - ITS AN ATRIOSITY NAD PART OF A WIDER TREND

IT STARTED WITH THAT WOMAN WHO DESIGNED THE VIENTAM MEMORIAL - ITS A V FOR CHRISSAKES AND IT POINTS LIKE A DAGGER AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:51 am | #

YOU LIBERASL ARE NOT ONLY TRATORS YOUR HATEFUL RACISTSS TOO YOU NOTICE COLOR AND I DONT - I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE BLACK PEOPLE IN NEW OLREANS I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRENCH WHICH PROVES GOD IS AN AMERICAN

YOU PROBABLY WANTED BUSH TO GO DOWN THERE SO THAT THE NATIVES COULD TOSS HIM IN A BOILING POT AND EAT HIM
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:37 am | #

WHY ARE YOU WASTING TIME WITH FEMA WHEN THERES A PLOT TO SUBERVT AMERICAN VALUES IN THE FIELDS OF PENNSYLVANIA????

THEY PLAN TO DECRESATE THE MEMORY OF FLIGHT 93 WITH A MUSLIMINAL MESSAGE TOM SEAVER SAID "LETS ROLL" NOT "CRESCENT ROLL" DAMMIT BUT NOBODYS SAYING ANYTHING - I SMELL A CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:21 am | #

I WOULDNT BE COUGHT DEAD AT COMMIECON
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:33 am | #

BY GOD THIS IS ANT OUTRAGE - HOW DARE TEHY PUT A MUSLIMINAL CRESENT IN PENNSALVANIA???

WE NEED TO DEFEAT THESE PEOPLE HERE OR ELSE WELL END UP FIGHTING THEM TEHRE
Merkin Patriot | 09.10.05 - 10:16 am | #

HA HA HA HA HA IM FIRST TO POST HERE YOU LIBERASL ARE LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 09.09.05 - 2:04 pm | #

(Actually, Merkin was nowhere near first on this thread-- maybe number 50 or 60. Don't know what was up with that.)

OBJECTIONALLY SPEAKING I AGREE WITH THE PRESDIENT - WE NEED TO DEFEAT THE PROGAPANDA BECAUSE IT THREATENS TO EFFECT THE MORAL OF OUR FRIST RESPONDERS

THE WATER IS ALWAYS HALF FULL WITH YOU LIBERASL ANYWAY
Merkin Patriot | 09.09.05 - 10:44 am | #

RUSH LIMBAGH SAID THAT YOU LIBERASL ARE THE ONES WHO ALWAYS NOTICE COLOR AND I AGREE WITH HIM YOUR ALL RACSITS BECAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT THE LOOTERS WERE BLACK AND WE DIDNT WE JUST NOTICED THAT FLAT SCREEN TVS WERE MISSING AND THAT THSI COUNTRY NEEDS LESS LOOTING AND MORE SHOOTING

HELL I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WERE POOR BLACKS IN NEW OLREANS IN THE FIRST PLACE - WATCH THE GIRLS GONE WILD VIDOE AND YOU HAVE YOUR PROOF JESUS IF THIS WERE THE 1950S YOUD BE NOTICING THERE WERE HARDLY ANY JEWS IN EUROPE TOO - DAMN RACIST PINKO LEFITES
Merkin Patriot | 09.09.05 - 10:57 am | #

DONT ASKS FOR WHO THE WIND BLOWS IT BLOWS FOR THEE

READ YOUR BIBLE
Merkin Patriot | 09.09.05 - 11:01 am | #