Tuesday, February 28, 2006

 

A swell ass

I PROJECT THAT YOU LIBERASL WILL BE REVILED AS THE REAL RACESTS
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 2:16 pm |


THAT COMIC STRIP IS AN OUTRAGED!!!!!

ITS A THINLY VILED ATTEMPT AT SMEARING A GOOD MEXICAN A SWELL ASS A
HOMOPHOBIC SLURP ERPETRATED AGAINST OUR PRESIDENT
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 2:49 pm |


Breaking News: George Washington Tapped Phones

HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL ARE SO INGORANT YOUR FUNNY EVERYONE KNOWS
THERE WERE NO PHONES WHEN WASHINGTON WAS TEH PRESIDENT GONZALIEZ WAS
TALKING ABOUT THE MOORS CODE WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE AND THE PRESIDENT
ARE TYRING TO FIND OUT
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 3:09 pm | #



Gonzalez is a fucking idiot.

HEY TERRY C AS IN CUSSWORD YOU MAY THINK HES AN IDOIT WHEN IT COMES TO
VIOLATING THE CONSTITUTION BUT LET ME TELL YOU HES THE BEST ATTORENY
GENERAL WEVE HAD SINCE ASHCLOFT
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 3:15 pm | #



OH LORD JESUS I JUST SAW THE GREEN PIGLETS FROM THAIWAN - I SWEAR THATS
A SCARY SITE INDEED THANK GOD WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO WILL BAN SUCH
RESEARCH FOR CHRISSAKES WHO WANTS TO EAT GREEN BEACON THAT GLOWS IN THE
DARK THOSE THAI PEOPLE MUST OF MADE A MISTAKING THINKING THEY WERE TOLD
TO MAKE THEM GREEN GLOWING WHEN THEY MEANT CLEAN GROWING
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 4:35 pm |



I HEAR THAT TOM FORD IS GAY SO THAT MEANS THAT KYRA KYNIGHTY AND
SCARLOT JOHNSON ARE PROBABLY SAFE FOR NOW TOO BAD I WASNT THERE THEYD
BE SINGING THE STAR SPANKING BANNER BABY HOOOAHHHHH
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 5:23 pm |



HEY LEAVE CONDOLEASEA ALONE SHE HAS A LOT OF THINGS ON HER PLATE LIKE
IRAN IRAQ THE KORAN AND CHIRAQ THE PLAN OF ATTACK AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT
THE TALIBAN COMING BACK AND OSAMAS NEXT SMACK
Merkin Patriot | 02.08.06 - 5:43 pm |

Friday, February 24, 2006

 

We've only lost one port

THIS PORT DEAL IS A WIN-WIN SITUATION IF YOU ASK ME THE DUBIAS GET TO
LEARN HOW BOATS WORK AND STUFF AND WE GET TO INFILTERATE THERE SECRET
NETWORKS - BESIDES RUSH PLAYED GOLF THERE ONCE
Merkin Patriot | 02.24.06 - 2:04 pm |


I APPAULD THE PRESIDENT FOR STANDING UP TO THE SPECIAL INTERESTS IN
THIS PORT SITUATION - THIS PRESIDENT HAS A GREAT RECORD IN TAKING CARE
OF OUR PORTS WEVE ONLY LOST ONE ON HIS WATCH YOU DONT FIRE A SHORTSTOP
FOR DROPPING THE BALL ONCE DO YOU????? I MEAN OKAY BASEBALLS DONT HAVE
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN THEM BUT YOU GET MY POINT
Merkin Patriot | 02.24.06 - 2:33 pm |

WELL DUH WE ALL KNOW THAT SODAMN INSANE HA HA HA LAUGH APPEASERS HA HA
AND OSAMA BIN LADEN WERENT RELATED BUT JUST BECAUSE THEY WERENT KISSING CUSSINS DOESNT MEAN THEY WERENT IN CAHOOTS YOU KNOW - BIRDS OF A
FEATHER WEAR TURBINES TOGETHER

BESIDES SOONER OR LATER THEY WOULD A BEEN RELATED BECAUSE THATS HOW
THOSE TERRORISTS ARE REMEMBER THAT OSAMA AND HIS SECOND IN COMMAND
HYMAN O'ZOWIE MARRIED EACH OTHERS DAUGHTERS UGH THATS SICK MAN THEY
SHOULD OF LISTEN TO THE OLD SAYING: CUSSINS MAYBE DAUGHTERS BABY OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Merkin Patriot | 02.24.06 - 2:49 pm |


A CIVIL WAR AMONG THE IRAQIS MIGHT BE A GOOD THING BECUASE IT WOULD
WIPE OUT A WHOLE LOT OF INSURGENTS IN THE CROSS FIRE AND THAT WOULD
MEAN THAT OUR TROOPS WHO ARE OUT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING
COULD COME HOME SONNER RATHER THAN LATER EXCPET FIRST THEY HAVE TO
AVOID THE CROSS FIRE TOO SO THAT MIGHT BE A BIT OF AN ISSUE BUT OUR
BOYS CAN TAKE IT!!!!! YEAH USA GO TEAM
Merkin Patriot | 02.24.06 - 3:16 pm |

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

 

ONE BLASTED CYST AT A TIME

HA HA HA HA HA YOU COMMIE LIBERASL ARE LICKIGN YOUR CHOPS THINKING
ABOUT HOW TO CRUSIFY RICK SENTOROME BUT HES NOT ALONE IN HIS FIGHT TO
SAVE THE BABIES ONE BLASTED CYST AT A TIME - YOU LIBERASL ARE ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT CLUSTER F*CKS WELL WHAT ABOUT THOSE LIVING CLUSTERS OF
FROZEN EMBYONIC LIFE IN THOSE PETRY DISHES????? ARE THEY NOT GETTING
YOU-KNOW-WHATTED????

IN THE BATTLE FOR LIFE WE ARE ALL PENYSLVANIANS NOW
Merkin Patriot | 02.22.06 - 1:00 pm |



THEY SENT THAT BRITTISH GUY TO JAIL IN HOLOCAUSTRIA - YEAH I KNOW HOW
ITS SPELLT BUT THERE STILL NAZIES - BUT YET YOU LIBERASL DENY THE
BLASTOCAUST HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN AMERICA

IF THOSE MILLION AND MILLIONS OF BABIES HAD BEEN IMPLANTED SOMEWHERE
WED A SOLVED TEH SOCIAL SCERUITY PROBLEM THE TROOPS IN IRAQ PROBLEM AND

THE POP MUSIC CRISIS ALL IN ONE FELT SWOOP - ITS YOUR FALT BRITTNEY
SPEARS IS THINKING OF COMING BACK TO SING
Merkin Patriot | 02.22.06 - 1:06 pm |

Friday, February 10, 2006

 

From Vagina

CUT HIS MIC???? CUT HIS MIC???? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO REMIND USE THAT
JOEW LIBERMAN IS HEBEREW AND WAS CIRCUMSTRATED????? I PROJECT YOU
LIBERASL WILL BE SEEN AS THE REAL ANTI SEMMITES
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 10:12 am | #


JOE LIBERMAN IS TEH CONSCIOUS OF HTE SENATE AND HE SPEAKS LIKE A
REASONAL LIBERAL - I LIKE HIM EVEN IF HE SOUNDS LIKE MISTER
SNUFFULUPPAGUS FROM SESAME STREET WHICH BY THE WAY IS ALSO NOWN AS
TAHINI ALLEY IN TELLAVIEVE AND ELSEWHERE IN ISREAL

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET YOU LIBERASL ARE A BUNCH OF ANTISEMITES
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 10:17 am | #


WE NEED TO CUT SOCIAL SECURITY DEATH BENEFITS TO HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS
BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOUR JUST ENCOURAGING THERE PARENTS TO DROP DEAD -
YOU LIBERASL NEED TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT SUPPLY AND DEMAND IF THE
POOR DEMAND SOMETHING JUST DONT SUPPLY IT - PROBLEM SOLVED
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 10:25 am |


THE MAIN REASON YOU LIBERASL HATE THE WASHINGTON TIMES IS BECAUSE YOUR
SLANTED AGAINST THE ASIANS AND THE KORANS ESPECIALLY CONSERVATIVE
KORENS WHO LEFT THE KIMCHEE PLANTATION LIKE SONG SUNG BLUE OR WHATEVER
HE CALLS HIMSELF LATELY BUT HEY ITS A FREE COUNTRY SOMEONES GOTTA PUT A
PRICE ON THINGS
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 4:00 pm |


SPEAKING OF SHOE BOMBS AND ASIANS THERE WAS THIS TIME I WENT TO BRANSON
AND WE WERE SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW OF THAT SHOW ABOUT THAT JAP GUY
WHO LOVES AMERICA YOSHI SOMETHING OR OTHER AND THIS GUY TOOK OFF HIS
SHOE AND PUT HIS FOOT UP JESUS H CHRIST DID MY EYES WATER EVEN MY
SNOTRILS WERE RUNNING
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 4:04 pm


HA HA HA HA HA YOU COMMIES SURE CANT SPELL BUT THAT DOSENT STOP YOU
FROM THINKING YOUR SO SMART - ITS LOOSER DAMMIT LOOSER
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 4:08 pm |



JEB BUSH IS A STAND UP GUY HE STOOD THERE FOR TERRY SHAVEO WHEN THE
PREPANDERANCE OF THE EVIDENSE WAS THAT NOT ONLY WAS SHE ALIVE BUT SHE
COULD FOLLOW A BALLON ACROSS THE ROOM IF YOU TIMED IT RIGHT BUT NO THE
LIBERASL WOULDNT GIVE HER A CHANCE TO HAVE A FULFILLING BEDRIDDEN LIFE
AND THE AUTOPSY WAS BIASSED - HOW CAN YOU TELL SOMEONE WAS BLIND AFTER
THERE DEAD???? YEAH ID LIKE TO SEE THE TRANSKRIT OF THAT INTERVIEW -
AND WHATS A CORTEX ANYWAY
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 4:20 pm |


I LIKE GEORGE ALLAN BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HES FROM VAGINIA HE SPEAKS MY
LANGUAGE AND I CAN FOLLOW WHAT HES SAYING WORD FOR WORD AND YOU CANT
SAY THAT ABOUT TOO MANY POLICITANS OUT THERE
Merkin Patriot | 02.10.06 - 4:23 pm |

Thursday, February 09, 2006

 

The thongs of youth

HEY LEAVE REICK SENTOROME ALONE HES A GOOD CATHOLIC WHO LOVES THE
PAPPACY THOSE TRIPS TO THE VATOCAN WERE TO MORN FOR POPE JOHN PAUL II
AND TO BAER WITLESS TO THE ASSENTION OF POPE BENDEDICT X6

THERES A SPIRTUAL AWAKENING IN THE CHRUCH - DIDNT YOU NOTICE THE THONGS
OF YOUTH OUTSIDE THE VATOCAN WAITING FOR THE WHITE SMOKE????? THAT
WHITE SMOKE SYMBOLISES THE TIME THE PENTOCOST CAME DOWN ON THE APOSTLES
AND THEY RAN OUT OF WHERE THEY WERE HIDING WITH THERE HAIR ON FIRE
TALKING ABOUT THE SECOND COMING
Merkin Patriot | 02.09.06 - 3:46 pm | #


Hey Merkin! I was at the Vatican during JPII's funeral.

WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER HE DIED I GOT TO SEE IT ON TV
Merkin Patriot | 02.09.06 - 3:50 pm | #



I DONT BELIVE IN DINOSORES BUT I DO BELIVE THE LIBERASL ARE TAKING
MONEY FROM GEORGE TYRANTOSOROS HA HA HA HA THIS IS ALL DARWINIAN
FANTASSY I MEAN WHATS NEXT THERE GOING TO SAY THE DINOSORES GOT
EXSTINCT BECAUSE THE CHINESE ATE THEM???
Merkin Patriot | 02.09.06 - 4:33 pm | #


FAT IS A BLESSING FROM THE LARD AND ITS BEEN A SIGN OF PROSTERITY FOR
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS EVEN THE BIBLE SAYS GO AN TAKE THE FAT
OF THE LAND

SNATA CLAUSE IS FAT - THE EATSER BUNNY IS FAT - EVEN MUSLIMS ARE INTO
FAT DESPITE THERE NAME BECAUSE WHENEVER THE IMAN LETS LOOSE A SACRED
BOWEL TO KILL AN INFIDEL THEY SAY HERE COMES A FAT ONE
Merkin Patriot | 02.09.06 - 11:47 pm |

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