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I THINK RON PAUL IS WRONG ON IRAQ BUT HES RAZED SERIOUS ISSUES - WHAT ABOUT THAT SUPER DUPER INTERNATIONAL HIGHWAY BETWEEN MEXICOE AND CANADA THAT WILL CUT THROUGH OUR HERATLAND???? DO WE REALLY WANT BRIGHTLY PAINTED TRUCKS WITH THE VIRGIN OF WANNACHALUPA BLASTING THROUGH GODS COUNTRY WITH HORNS THAT PLAY LA CUCARACHA ALL DAY AND NIGHT???? GOD LAMIGHTY SPEAR US
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.07 - 11:16 am | #

NORMALLY RUDDY GUILANIE IS TOO LIBERAL FOR ME BUT I THINK THIS WHOLE SECRUITY IN TEH HUMPTONS ISSUE IS A DISTRACTION FROM TEH FACT THAT WHEN HE WAS MAYOR OF NEW YORK HE MADE SANCTUARY A DIRTY WORD I MEAN SERIUSLY YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT SANCHEZARY
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.07 - 11:26 am | #

I'm not really an expert on the late Roman empire

I CAN HELP YOU THERE MONBIOTICA ITS REALLY EASY TEH ROMANS HAD AN EMPIRE BECAUSE GOD NEEDED TO HAVE PUNCHUS PILATES EXERCISE HIS MANDATE IN PALESTEIN SO THAT WHEN TEH TIME CAME FOR JESUS TO FACE TRIAL YOU DIDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TEH DIVINE PLAN FALLING APART BECAUSE ITALIANS HAVE A KNACK FOR GETTING THE JURY TO SEE TEH LIGHT = WHICH IS WHY WE APPLAUD ITALLY TOADY FOR MAKIGN SURE THE REPENTION OF MAN WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH - ITS IN TEH BIBEL
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.07 - 11:34 am | #

IM SURE MORE IRAQIS WOULD WANT TO DIE IN A FREE COUNTRY THAN UNDER SADDAM AND IT LOOKS LIKE WERE REACHING TAHT GOAL
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.07 - 2:28 pm | #

KATARINA VANDEN HEUVILL IS A COMMUNIST IN THIS GUISE - I BET SHE LIKES TO WEAR TRENCH COATS AND SPIKEY BOOTS AND SMOKE LONG CIGARETS WHILE SHE STEPS ON THE AVERAGE JOE LIKE ME FOR EXAMPLE AND TELLS ME IN TAHT HUKSY VOICE OF HERS HOW RWONG I AM - UH EXCUSE ME A MINUTE ILL BE RIGHT BACK I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.07 - 2:43 pm | #

YOU SEE??? YOU CANT TRUST GOVERMENT WITH YOUR MONEY THEY SHOULD OF INVESTED IT IN TEH MARKETS INSTEAD OF IN THE MARKETS
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.07 - 2:02 pm | #

DONT COUNT FRED THOMESPUN OUT - I REMIND YOU OF THE STORY OF TEH TURDISE AND THE HAIR - WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT HE MIGHT PULL IT OFF
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 3:11 pm | #

THE DUMMYCRATS NEED EITHER TO LEAD FOLLOW OR GET IN TEH WAY
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:02 pm | #



CHRIS DOOD SPEAKS SPAINISH - THAT DISQUALLIFIES HIM IN MY BOOK
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:04 pm | #


I WANT A PRESIDNTE WHO WILL LOOK TEH PRESIDENT OF MIXECO IN THE EYES SPEAK CLEAR ENGLESH AND NEGOTIATE CABRON REDUCTIONS
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:06 pm | #


SORRY I MISSPELLED MEXCIO - I WONT DO IT AGAIN I PROMISE
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:08 pm | #


It takes more energy to produce ethanol than it actually gives off,''

AMEN - IF GOD WANTED US TO USE ETNAHOL HE WOULD OF DESINGED IT SO THAT IT WOULD FALL FROM TEH SKY LIKE SUNLIGHT OR SOMETHING
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:16 pm | #


Like wind!!!

HA HA HA HA YOUR A HIPPY - WIND ENRGY FRIGGIN BLOWS
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:21 pm | #


I always used to watch Seasame Street on Channel 4

NOW WE SEE HOW TEH ENDOCRINATION GOTS TARTED EARLY
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:33 pm | #


DO YOU KNOW WHAT SESAMES TREET IS MONBIOTICA???? ITS TEH SLIPPERY SLOPE TO JIHADIST HELL GREASED WITH TAHEENY SAUCE
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:34 pm | #


LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT FALLWELL WAS RIGHT - TWINKY INKY IS GAY
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:44 pm | #


Here's hoping Falwell is being forced to have "gay sex" in hell.

THATS NOT NICE TERRORY - I MEAN BEING IN HELL IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT BEING FORCED TO COMMIT A NASTY SIN
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:51 pm | #


MAYBE THATS WHY THEY SAY WHAT THE HELL - YOUR THERE ALREADY
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 2:53 pm | #

IF WE LOOSE IN IRAQ I DEMAND THAT HITLARY GET ON THE BATTLEHIPS MSSOURI AND SURRENDER OFF THE SHORE OF ANBAR PROVENCE
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 12:14 pm | #


The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has condemned plans to make it easier for lesbian couples to use IVF to become parents.

JUTS IN TIME FOR THANSKGIVING - JUST SAY NO TO TURKEY BASTERDS!!!
Merkin Patriot | 11.19.07 - 12:17 pm | #

HITLERY IS DDIVISIVE AND POLERISING WHEN SHE SHOWS HER CHESTS
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.07 - 11:54 am |


I THINK MRS BUTTHO SHOULD GO BACK TO LONDON TAKE OFF HER UNIFORM AND LET PAKSITAN FIND ITS WAY I MEAN FOR CHRISSAKES THE CAPITAL IS CALLED ISLAMISBAD SO AT LEAST THERE HALFWAY THERE
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.07 - 12:04 pm |


The latest novel by Colombian writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been
banned in Iran - but only after censors noticed its title had been
sanitised.

WAHT DO YOU EXPECT FROM PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WIPE ISREAL WITH A MAP - I
SWEAR YOU LIBERASL ARE MISSING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY OT HAVE A WAR WIHT
IRAN AND END THE MENACE - LIKE THEY SAY DONT LOOK A GIFTED WHORE IN TEH
MOUTH JUST SAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.07 - 12:16 pm |

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKIGN A BUCK - YOU GUYS ACT AS IF BLACKWATER WAS SOME MODERN DAY EATS INDIA TRADING COMPANY
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.07 - 4:31 pm |


YOU LIBERASL SHOULD THINK OF THERE PARENTS - TO YOU THERE PURGERS BUT TO THEM THESE BOYS ARE TEH CHILDREN OF TEH KORNGARD
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.07 - 4:35 pm |

IVE CONSIDERED CONVERTING TO MORMANISM BUT IVE DECIDED TO STICK WITH JESUS - IM A STRICT CONSTRUCTIONSIT AND THERES NO WAY IM SWITCHING SIDES EVEN THOUGH THE IDEA OF OUR LORD AS AN AMERICAN MAKES A LOT OF SENSE

THE MOST BELIVABLE PART FOR ME IS THAT JESUS MADE A PIT STOP IN AMERICA ON HIS WAY TO HEAVEN - IM SURE HE WAS DEAD TIRED AFTER RISING FROM THE DEAD AND RUNNING AFTER THE APOTSLES TELLING THEM HEY ITS OKAY IM NOT GOING TO EAT YOU OR ANYTHING FOR CHRISSAKES ID CRAP MY PANTS IF I SAW SOME CORPS CHASING AFTER ME - THATS HOW WE GOT THE EXPRESSION TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF SOMEONE

Merkin Patriot | 03.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #

Thanks to E.R. for these. If anyone has dates to them, please let me know.

I AGREE THAT THE CROSS SHOULD COME DOWN BECAUSE ITS A SYMBOL OF HOW CHRIST GOT KILLED ITS LIKE HOLDING ON TO THE SANDWICH THAT KILLED THAT FAT HIPPIE LADY FROM THE MOMMAS AND POPPAS INSTEAD WE SHOULD FLY THE AMERICAN FLAG BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS CHRISTINA VALUES LIKE FREEDOM AND OPPORTUNITY I THINK JESUS WOULD APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

Merkin Patriot


GAY MARRIAGE PUTS US ON A SLIPPERY SLOPE AND WELL END UP IN SODOM AND BEGORRAH BEFORE LONG

I MARRIED A WOMAN FROM BELLOW RUSSIA ONCE - IF SHE WERE GAY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ILLEGAL TO MARRIED HER AND I WOULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE

SHE SAID SHE WAS FROM BREST BUT SHE LOOKED MORE LIKE A POLE

Merkin Patriot


THIS VERDICT IS PRIMA FASCIE EVIDENCE THAT THE JUDICIARY IS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR I MEAN HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO FIND PEOPLE GUILTY IF JURIES KEEP INSISTING ON PROOFS????

Merkin Patriot


MERRY CHRISTMAS DAMMIT I DARE YOU TO SAY OTHERWISE

Merkin Patriot


SPARE ME YOUR COMMIE SEASONED GREETINGS LOOSER

Merkin Patriot


AMERICA IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHERE POOR PEOPLE DRIVE TO PROTEST THERE POVRETY AND WHERE RICH PEOPLE HAVE TO BEG FOR TAX CUTS - ITS AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU BUT WHAT DO YOU CARE



Merkin Patriot

WHY TEH HELL IS CHARLIE ANGEL TRYING TO ABOLISH TEH AMT??? SHOW ME AN
ALERTNATIVE AND ILL SHOW YOU SOMEONE WHOS GOING TO PAY TEH MINIMUM SO
WAHTS TEH PROBLEM??? NO WONDER YOUR LOW RATED
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 4:53 pm |


CHARLIE RANGLE IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE TEH RICH TO PAY FOR TEH POOR
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 4:57 pm |

IF YOU WAIT YOULL SEE A GNU IN A SMOKING MUSRHOOM CLOUD
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:50 pm |

LIBERASL PROBALLY WANT AT$T AND APPLE TO SELL I-SLAMMOPHONES WITH
COVERED SCREENS AND D0NT-TOUCH-U-WHORE TEHCNOLOGY
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 12:56 pm |


TOADY WERE LIVING AT THE DAWN OF TEH AGE OF ACQUIREUS
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:29 pm |


WHEN RONALD RAGEAN WAS ELECTED IN 1980 I SAID THANK GOD TEH SIXITES ARE

OVER WITH - HE BOMBED LYBIA AND GOT OUR HORON BACK
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:36 pm |



I WISH WE HAD TALK RADIO BACK WHEN WE WERE WINNING IN VIENTAM
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:38 pm |


TEH SEVENTIES WAS DOMINATED BY JIMMY CRATER AND HIS WEAKNESS IN TEH
FACE OF SOVTIE AGRESSION AS TEHY TOOK OVER ALL THE IMPORTANT COUNTRIES
LIKE GRENADEA AND YEMEN BUT THANK GOD WE HAD NIXON SERVE AS OUR
NOSTREARMUS BY WRITING BOOKS ON FOREGIN POLICY WITH REALLY HELPFULL
MAPS WHERE TEH BAD COUNTRIES WERE IN RED
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:51 pm |



WEHN RAGEAN WON I WAS SO HAPPY I WROTE HIM A LETTER SAYING HE SHOULD
IMMOLATE FDR BUT INSTEAD OF SOUP KICHENS HE SHOULD OPEN KICHENS OF HOPE

THROUGHOUT TEH COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE COULD GET FULL OF HOPE AND INSTEAD
OF FIRESIED CHATS HE SHOULD HAVE NOW THAT YOUR FIRED CHATS WHERE HE
COULD DISH OUT EVEN MORE HOPE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:54 pm |



THE BRITH CONTROL PILL IS NAZISM SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 1:59 pm |



RACISM IS ALL IN TEH PAST BUT LIBERASL WANT TO KEEP IT GOING - DONT WE
ALL CELEBRATE MARTIN LUTHER KING NOW TAHT HES DEAD????
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:01 pm |


Today's youth is more likely to join some fascist organization and
slobber over Rush, Hannity, Coulter and the Dept of Defense than it is
to protest or refute ANYTHING.

TEH LIBERASL WENT TOO FAR- YOU SHOULD ALWAYS QUESTION TEH POWERFUL LIKE

TAHT RICH KID IN BLATIMORE WHOSE GOT HIS HAND IN MY POCKET JUST BECAUSE

HE WENT BODY SURFING ON TEH STREETS WITH HIS KID SISTER - I MEAN YEAH I

TOOK SOME ON TEH NOGGGIN IN MY DAY BUT DAMMIT HE NEEDS TO GROW UP AND
STOP AKSING OTHERS TO HELP
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:09 pm |



ROE A DEAR A FEMALE DEAR / BABE A CHILD WHOSE SOMEONES SON / HE A MAN
WE CALL HIM DOC / BAR A DRINKING PLACE FOR SOME / SO SHE DOESNT WANT
THE KID / LA A SPAINSH WORD FOR "THE" / SEE TEH DOCTOR GO TO JAIL / AND

THAT BRINGS US BACK TO ROE
Merkin Patriot | 10.25.07 - 2:22 pm |

UNTIE TEH HANDS OF THE FREE MARKET AND THEYLL PUT OUT THE FIRE IN CALIFORNIA - DROP A BIG BAG OF MONEY OVER TEH FLAMES AND TELL FOLKS TEHY CAN KEEP WHAT THEY SLAVAGE - THEN JUST GRAB ALL TEH MEXICANS WHO SHOW UP AND YOU KILL TWO BIDRS WITH ONE STONE
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:08 pm #

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Can we haz Nashnal Gardz?

IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT TEH TROOPS KEEP TEH HOME FIRES BURNING
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:11 pm #

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WHEN I WAS A PUP WE USED TO BURN MORGAGES NOW MORGAGES ARE BURNING PEOPLE - MORE EVIDENSE THAT PEOPLE DONT LOVE AMERCIA
Merkin Patriot 10.22.07 - 3:30 pm #