Monday, November 05, 2007
Scare the Bejesus out of you
IVE CONSIDERED CONVERTING TO MORMANISM BUT IVE DECIDED TO STICK WITH JESUS - IM A STRICT CONSTRUCTIONSIT AND THERES NO WAY IM SWITCHING SIDES EVEN THOUGH THE IDEA OF OUR LORD AS AN AMERICAN MAKES A LOT OF SENSE
THE MOST BELIVABLE PART FOR ME IS THAT JESUS MADE A PIT STOP IN AMERICA ON HIS WAY TO HEAVEN - IM SURE HE WAS DEAD TIRED AFTER RISING FROM THE DEAD AND RUNNING AFTER THE APOTSLES TELLING THEM HEY ITS OKAY IM NOT GOING TO EAT YOU OR ANYTHING FOR CHRISSAKES ID CRAP MY PANTS IF I SAW SOME CORPS CHASING AFTER ME - THATS HOW WE GOT THE EXPRESSION TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF SOMEONE
Merkin Patriot | 03.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
THE MOST BELIVABLE PART FOR ME IS THAT JESUS MADE A PIT STOP IN AMERICA ON HIS WAY TO HEAVEN - IM SURE HE WAS DEAD TIRED AFTER RISING FROM THE DEAD AND RUNNING AFTER THE APOTSLES TELLING THEM HEY ITS OKAY IM NOT GOING TO EAT YOU OR ANYTHING FOR CHRISSAKES ID CRAP MY PANTS IF I SAW SOME CORPS CHASING AFTER ME - THATS HOW WE GOT THE EXPRESSION TO SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF SOMEONE
Merkin Patriot | 03.27.06 - 5:34 pm | #
# posted by Moe Szyslak @ 4:47 PM 
