Merkin Patriot Fan Club

HA HA HA HA HA YOU COMMIES IM FIRST THIS TIME LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 5:10 pm | #

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YOU LIBERASL WONT KNOW WHAT HIT YOU WEHN ALITO GETS ON THE BENCH AND LETS LOOSE THE CHAINS OF INJUSTICE THAT HAVE HAD THERE GRIP ON AMERICAS INNARDS OVER THE PAST THRITY YEARS

UNBORN BABIES EVERY WHERE WILL REJOICE IN THERE UTERESSES AND YOU WILL HEAR WHALING AND WHINING FROM THE OTHER SIDE

THATS NOT GARLIC YOUR SMELLING ITS THE ALITOSIS CAN YOU SMELL IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 5:21 pm | #

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Rich white women will sigh, but figure if Madison gets preggers they can fly her to Sweden to a "spa." Poor black women will be so busy working three jobs that they won't hear about it until it's too late. Merkin women will buy a plasma screen tv and watch the breadless circuses provided by the very corporations who want the world to be overpopulated. Almost no men will care one way or the other because, Goddess knows, we don't enforce support laws in this country. The MSM will prattle about how the "new responsiblity" is good for us. I will get as drunk as I can and try to stay that way.
Hecate Malificent | Email | Homepage | 11.30.05 - 5:40 pm | #

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THATS THE PROBLEM HECATE YOUR A DOOM AND GLOOM LIBERAL WITH LITTEL OR NO MALTHUSIASM FOR BABIES AND POPULATION GROWTH

MORE BABIES = MORE AMERICANS AND MORE AMERICANS = MORE TROOPS AND I SUPPORT THE TROOPS YEAY TROOPS WIN USA NUMBER 1 GO TEAM
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 5:41 pm | #

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REVERSING ROE V WADE IS THE SECRET WEAPON TO WINNING IN IRAQ WE JUST NEED THE RIGHT SLOGGAN SO PICK ONE

1. MAKE LOVE THEN GO TO WAR
2. PULLING OUT IS ALWAYS WRONG
3. THE IUD KILLS MORE AMERICANS THAN THE IED
4. ITS AN ARMY OF ONE BUT WE NEED YOU TWO TO TANGO
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 5:48 pm | #

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IMUS IS AN ANTI SEMEIT FOR ATTACKIGN JOEW LIEBRAHAM HOW DARE HE CRITICISE THIS THOUGHFULL DEMOCRAT THEY CALL HIM THE CONSCIOUS OF THE SENATE FOR A REASON THOUGH NONE COMES TO MIND AT PRESENT
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 2:49 pm | #

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TOM CRUSIE IS PROBABLY TRYING TO BECOME THE POPE OR HIGH PREISTESS OF SCENTOLOGY MARK MY WORDS I HEAR HES LIKE BENDEDICT THE SIXTEEN EXCEPT HES DOSENT HAVE A HARDONE FOR GAY PREISTS
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 3:00 pm | #

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All the wacky behavior started when the sister took over from the pro.

OH COME ON HIS SISTER DIDNT TELL HIM TO JUMP ON OPRAHS COOUCH
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 3:03 pm | #

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About Peres and Bacall

I DIDNT KNOW LAUREN BACALL WAS PORTORICAN
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 3:14 pm | #

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THIS SHOW PROVSE THAT TEHRE WERE WEAPONS OF MASS DISRUPTION IN IRAQ TEH ZOMBEES AER OBVIOUSLY TEH RESALT OF SADDAMYS SECRET SCOTT BAIO WEAPONS PROGRAM SO I GESS YUO LIBERASL WERE WRONG AGAIN
MERKINS COUSIN | 11.30.05 - 11:32 am | #

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Post-Feminist Feminist

NO KIDDING SHERLOCK IF YOU FIND YOUR FOND OF POSTS YOUR PROBABLY NOT FEMINIST MATERAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 9:10 am | #

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REVERSING ROE V WADE IS THE SECRET WEAPON TO WINNING IN IRAQ WE JUST NEED THE RIGHT SLOGGAN SO PICK ONE

1. MAKE LOVE THEN GO TO WAR
2. PULLING OUT IS ALWAYS WRONG
3. THE IUD KILLS MORE AMERICANS THAN THE IED
4. ITS AN ARMY OF ONE BUT WE NEED YOU TWO TO TANGO
Merkin Patriot | 11.30.05 - 5:48 pm | #

ITS ONLY THE CLOONEY LEFT THAT HATES BILL O"RALLY BUT ON A SNIDE NOTE WHY IS IT YOU COMMIES ALL CALL HIM FARFALA????? HES IRISH
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.05 - 6:02 pm | #

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WITHDRAWL I SNOT AN OPTION IN IRAQ WE MUST STAY IN THERE UNTIL SHE GIVES BRITH TO A NEW DEMOCRACY DONT JUST CUT AND RUN
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.05 - 6:07 pm | #

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IS NOT AN OPTION - SORRY
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.05 - 6:07 pm | #

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ITS EASY TO KNOW IF SOMEBODY IS GAY USUALLY THEY HANG OUT AT THE RECORD STORE AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A CD COLLECTION THEY SAY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO BACK IN THERE APARTMENT YEAH RIGHT LIKE ILL FALL FOR THAT ONE AGAIN
Merkin Patriot | 11.29.05 - 6:19 pm | #

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JOE BIDEN IS THE KIND OF DEMOCRAT I CAN STAND BEHIND EVEN IF IM NOT EVER GOING TO VOTE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE PUTS HIS PARTY LAST
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 4:07 pm | #

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SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT AND HIS SKIN TURNS RED WHICH TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW - JOE MCARTHUR WAS RIGHT
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 4:14 pm | #

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SORRY BUT ILL TAKE THE WORD OF THE EMANENT DICK CHENEY OVER THAT OF THE LIBERAL IRAQI ELITE LIVING ON THE LEFT COAST OF THE TIGRATES ANY DAY THAT MAN HAS BEEN TO HELL AND BACK SO MANY TIMES ILL BET EVEN SATAN SAYS DAMN DONT YOU GET TIRED OF HANGING OUT HERE
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 3:37 pm | #

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WE SHOULD ONLY TORTURE BAD PEOPLE BUT HOW DO YOU GET THEM TO ADMIT THERE BAD PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? TOUGH ONE
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 3:25 pm | #

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I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE BUT HERE ARE TEH TEN MOVIES I HATE MOST

10 BORN ON HTE FOURTH OF JULY - TOM CRUSE IS A TRATIOR

9 PALTOON - CHARLIE SHEEHAN IS A TRAITOR TOO

8 FALL METAL JACKETS - TRATORS

7 ACAPOLYPS NOW - ITS FULL OF CRAP

6 NIXON - AN ACT OF DEFILATION BY OLIVERS TONE

5 NATURAL BORN KILLERS - OLVIER STONE HATES THE HEARTLAND

4 EL SLAVADOR - OLIVER LIES ABOUT OUR EFFORT TO BRING FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TO THE PORTO RICANS

3 GONE WITH THE WIN - I HATE IT WHEN THE BAD GUYS WIND

2 BLOWING OFR COLUMBINE - THEY SHOULD OF CALLED THIS "HEY MOSES ITS A BURNING AMBUSH"

1 FARENHEIGHT 911 - THEY SHOULD OF CALLED THIS "MICHAEL MOORE ATE ALL THE PASTA FAJULLAH" HA HA HA HES REALLY FAT
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:26 pm | #

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Not bad... i see Last Temptation of Christ didn't make the list, though. What's up with that?

THAT CROSSED MY MIND BUT IT DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:32 pm | #

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LORD OF THE RIGNS WAS AN ANALORGY FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OF THE IRAQ WAR I MEAN IF YOU CANT SEE THAT SOURON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SADDAM YOU NEED A BIGGER FLAMING EYE
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:48 pm | #

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES WAS LIONHEART WITH MEL GIBSON

THAT SCENE AT THE END WHERE TINA TURNER RIPS HIM A NEW ONE WHILE HES CREAMS FRO HIS FREEDOM ALMOST MOVED ME TO TEARS
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 3:00 pm | #

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GIVE ME OPEN SORCES MEDIA OVER GEORGE SOROS MEDIA ANYDAY WE NEED TO HEAR THE REAL STORY OF WHATS GOIGN ON IN IRAQ FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE AVANTAGE OF NEVER HAVING BEEN THERE SURE WE HEAR FROM THE LEFT WING MEDIA ALL THE TIME ABOUT ROADSIDE BOMBS BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT UNEMPLOYED IRAQIS ARE NOW DOING ROAD WORK???? THE CRATER IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY FOR YOU GUYS
Merkin Patriot | 11.18.05 - 2:23 pm | #

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Merkin Patriot's keyboard must be

BROKEN
Darryl Pearce | Email | Homepage | 11.18.05 - 2:25 pm | #

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No, no... that's an imperative statement. Let me rephrase:

We must break Merkin Patriot's keyboard.
Darryl Pearce | Email | Homepage | 11.18.05 - 2:26 pm | #

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YOU CAN BREAK MY KEYBOARD BUT YOU CANT BREAK MY ABDOMINAL WILL LIKE MEL GIBBON SAID IN LIONHEART WHEN TINA TURNER WAS GUTTING HIM LIKE A FISH CALLED WANDA

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO THERE
Merkin Patriot | 11.18.05 - 2:30 pm | #

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I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT I HAD A WEE ZEN FABUSHI BACK IN THE 70S MYSELF BUT IT WAS THE SEXUOL REVOLUTION AND WE WERE YOUNG AND CRAZY IM REFORMED NOW AND IVE LICKED THAT HABIT
Merkin Patriot | 11.18.05 - 11:51 am | #

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ALL TEH COMMIE BLOGGERS BELONG TO GEORGE SOARES WHO IS USING HIS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO BET AGAINST AMERICA BUT THATS A LOOSERS BET BABY A LOOSERS BET YOUR BETTER OFF BETTING ON BLACK

WHICH MAKES ME THINK - YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THAT POOL IS A RACITS GAME BECAUSE YOU NEED A BIG LONG STICK TO PLAY IT - WELL HOW ABOUT RULETTE???? YOU CAN BET ON RED OR BLACK BUT WHAT IF YOU WANTED TO BET ON WHITE??? I GUESS WHITES RESERVED FOR THE HOUSE

AND WHAT ABOUT BLACKJACK???? SOME THINGS ARE TOO OBVILIOUS TO IGNORE AND I HOPE I MADE ALL OF YOU COMMIES THINK FOR ONCE
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 12:12 pm | #

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HAVING A BOLG WILL GET YOU NOTICED

THIS LADY SPOTTED ME ON THE SUBWAY JUST YESTERDAY
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 12:16 pm | #

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NO I WAS TRYING TO GET MY POST UP BUT I WAS HAVING HARDWARE PROBLEMS I THINK MY WIRELESS DOESNT WORK IN THE TUNNEL
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 12:20 pm | #

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I LIKE SOUTH PARK BUT WATCHNG MORMONS MOCKING SCIENTOLOGY IS LIKE WATHCING A DEBAIT BETWEEN HARD SHELL AND SOFT SHELL TACO AFFLICTIONADOES AT THE DRIVE THRU - MAYBE SOMEBODY WINS THE ARGUMENT BUT THEY STILL GOTTA EAT CRAP IN THE END - GIMME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION IS MY MOTTOE
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 12:29 pm | #

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FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH A COMMIE BUT THEN AGAIN THEY SAY A BROCKEN CLOCK ALWAYS RINGS TWICE I THINK BUSHS PROBLEM IS THAT HES OVERDONE THE EXPLAIINING AND NOW THE PUBLIC IS SUFFERING FROM A COLLECTED CASE OF REPETATIVE NOTION INJURY
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 1:58 pm | #

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I look at his explaining as more of a lecture. A lecture on the virtues of why I should not have sex from a fucking hooker with a dick in her mouth.

THATS AN INTERESTING ANALORGY BUT I THINK BUSH HAS OTHER REASONS FOR BEING INARTICULITE LIKE THE FACT THAT HES NOT SLICK LIKE CLITNON WHO YOU ALL KNOW IS REALLY THE PROBLEM HERE
Merkin Patriot | 11.17.05 - 2:03 pm | #

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OF COURSE CANADIA IS A ROUGE REGIME BECAUSE ROUGE IS FRENCH FOR LIPSTICK AND CANADIA CAN KISS MY ASS AND THEYRE A CORRUPT AND OPPRESSIVE REGIME BECAUSE THEY SENT CELINE DIONNE WARWICK DOWN HERE TO SING THATS WHAT MY HEART WILL GO ON IS FOR WHICH IS WORSE THAN THE TORTURE AT GITMO. TEHY ALSO PLAY THAT HJOCKEY GAME WHICH SUCKS EXCEPT FOR THE BIG FIGHTS AND THAT MALARCHUK GUY GETTING SLASHED IN TEH NECK. AND THEY HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH MEESE AND MAPEL LEAVES. AND THEYRE STUPID THEY PUT RED ON THEIR FLAG AND THEIR SONG GOES THE BLUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE LOL WHICH IS MORE CODE FOR LIBERASL!!
MERKINS COUSIN | Email | 11.17.05 - 1:37 am | #

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HOLY CRAP YOU MEAN SADDAM HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11????? WHEN DID THIS COME OUT???? THAT MEANS THE WAR IS ALL ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN 9/11 MAYBE WMD - DID YOU KNOW THAT SADDAM GASSED HIS OWN PEOPLE? LET ME REPEAT THAT: HE. GASSED. HIS. OWN. PEO. PLE.
Merkin Patriot | 11.16.05 - 8:03 pm | #

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I heard a quote from Chavez this morning that said he might "sneak up behind Bush and scare him".

OMG IF THIS HAPPENS YOULL HAVE A CASSIUS BALLSI FOR WAR WITH THE VENEZUALIENS REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN 1914 WHEN PEARL HARBOR ATTACKED JAPAN - WE NEED TO PREVENT SNEAK ATTACKS AT ALL COASTS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 10:56 am | #

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IM OFFENDED YOU WOULD ALL MAKE FUN OF DANA MOSSBACKER - SHES A LOYAL REPUBLICN AND FAR MORE COURAZEOUS THAN MOST OF YOU LOOSERS

YOU TRY MAKING IT OUT OF TABILAN COUNTRY ALIVE AND INTACT WEARING ONLY A BURKA AND A MUSTACHE - THEY CALL IT A HELL HOLE FOR A REASON AND ITS NOT THE SPICY FOOD OR THE DISSENTRY
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:03 am | #

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IM SAYING THAT WHEN YOUR STUCK IN A HELL HOLE LIKE AFHAGNISTAN YOUR SCREWED EITHER WAY AND ITS NOT LIKE BURNING A CAMEL AT BOTH ENDS ITS MUCH WORST
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:16 am | #

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Hugh le Despenser

THAT NAME IS GAY ON ITS FACE - DID HE HAVE A MUSTASHE TOO
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:20 am | #

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Hugh the younger Despenser

Hugh (1286 – November 26, 1326) was sometimes referred to as "the younger Despenser". He was the son and heir of Hugh le Despenser, Earl of Winchester, by Isabel Beauchamp, daughter of William de Beauchamp, 9th Earl of Warwick.
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Hugh Despenser became royal chamberlain in 1318. As a royal courtier, Hugh manoeuvred into the affections of King Edward, displacing the previous favorite, Roger d'Amory. By 1320 his tyranny was running free. Hugh seized the Welsh lands of his wife's inheritance, ignoring the claims of his two brothers-in-law
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Hugh tried to starve himself before his trial, but face trial he did on November 24, 1326. He was judged a traitor and a thief, was drawn and quartered, and his testicles were severed and burnt before him. He was beheaded, and his head was mounted on the gates of London.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:26 am | #

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He forced Alice de Lacy, Countess of Lincoln, to give up her lands, cheated his sister-in-law Elizabeth de Clare out of Gower and Usk, and had Lady Baret's arms and legs broken until she went insane. He also vowed to be revenged on Roger Mortimer because Mortimer's grandfather had murdered Hugh's grandfather, and once stated that he regreted he could not control the wind. By 1321 he had earned many enemies in every strata of society, from Queen Isabella to the barons to the common people. There was even a bizarre plot to kill Hugh by sticking pins in a wax likeness of him.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:27 am | #

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Finally the barons prevailed upon King Edward and forced Hugh and his father into exile in 1321. His father fled to Bordeaux, and Hugh became a pirate in the English channel, "a sea monster, lying in wait for merchants as they crossed his path". The pair returned the next year and King Edward quickly reinstated Hugh as royal favorite. His time in exile had done nothing to quell his greed, his rashness, or his ruthlessness. Queen Isabella fled to France, where she formed a liaison with Roger Mortimer and began planning an invasion. Hugh tried to bribe French courtiers to assassinate Queen Isabella. This plan failing, he instead arranged for the death of Mortimer's uncle, Roger Mortimer of Chirk, who was in his custody. When Mortimer and the queen invaded, King Edward was desposed, Hugh's father was executed, and Hugh himself was captured.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:28 am | #

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OUCH

I WILL PUT IT ON RECORD THAT I STAND FIRMALY AGAINST CUTTING OFF TEH GAY TETSICLES AND BURNING THEM WHERE CHILDREN COULD SEE SUCH THINGS I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PRIVATES OF HTE PENAL SYSTEM BUT NOT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THATS A CONVERSATION I WANT TO HAVE WITH MY KIDS ONLY WHEN IM READY
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:29 am | #

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Illustration of Hugh the younger Despenser's execution from a manuscript of Froissart
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:30 am | #

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WELL I DONT HAVE KIDS YET BUT IM WORKIGN ON IT BECAUSE I EMBARCE THE CLUTURE OF LIFE AND I THINK THE MORE OF ME THERE IS IN THIS WORLD THE BETTER WE CAN HOPE FOR FUTILE GENERATIONS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:31 am | #

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OUCH MOONBATICA THATS GOTTA HURT

TOO BAD YOU LIMEYS DONT HAVE THE US CONSTITUTION ESPECIALLY THE AMENDMENT THERE THAT PROBIHITS CRUEL AND UNSUAL PUNISHMENT I DONT KNOW HOW IT IS IN EGNLAND BUT IN AMERICA WE DONT EXECUTE PEOPLE ON LADDERS THATS DEFINITELY UNUSAL BAD ENOUGH YOUR KILLING THE GUY BUT TO CONDMEN HIM TO BAD LUCK IS JUST VISCOUS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:37 am | #

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WHATS ALSO DISTURBING ABOUT THE PICTURE PUT UP BY MOONBATICA IS THE MANNER IN WHICH HUGHELY DISPENSER WAS HUNG - IT LOOKS LIKE A WOOD CUT TO ME - BUT I TEND NOT TO FOCUS ON SUCH THINGS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:42 am | #

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They gonna remake "Red Dawn".....only with some of them thar "Islamofascists" as the "bad guys"?

I GOT A SCRITP FOR A REMAKE OF "SIGNS" IN WHICH THE ALIEN INVADERS THIS TIME INSTEAD OF BEING FRENCH ALIENS AFRAID OF WATER ARE ISLAMMOFASCIT ALIENS AND THEY MEET THERE END AT THE HANDS OF A CONSERVATIVE SUPERHEREO WIELDING NOTHING BUT A LEG OF SMOKED VIRGINIA HAM HE AFFECTIONALTY CALLS THE "ROBERT E LEE" AND A DESIRE FOR FREEDOM

THE HEREO SAYS THINGS LIKE "ITS HAMMER TIME, BABY" JUST BEFORE HE SMASHES HIS HAM HOCK OF LIBERTY OVER THE GUYS HEAD - THE ONLY THING IS THAT HOLLYWEIRD IS TOO LIBERAL FOR MY GENUS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:55 am | #

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HEY IM STILL WORKING ON THE SCRIPT SO STOP PLAGUERIZING
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 12:32 pm | #

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CITIES ARE TOO COLORFULL FOR MY TASTE
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:18 pm | #

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PHILADELPHSIA IS A NICE CITY EXCEPT ITS A BIT TOO "DIVERSE" FOR MY TASTES ALSO THE TERM "CITY OF BOTHERLY LOVE" SEEMS A BIT GAY
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:28 pm | #

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THIS POST IS VERY DISRESPTECTFUL OF THE FIRST LADDY
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 10:59 pm | #

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I AM DEEPLY OFF ENDED BYT HE REMARKS ABOUT CONDOLEASE RICE AND THE SCURRILIOUS SUGGESTIONS THAT SHE MAY BE A LEBSIAN - FIRST OF ALL SHES TOO SHORT TO PLAY IN THE WNBA SECOND OF ALL SHE IS BUSHS RIGHT HAND MAN WHEN IT COMES TO FORIGN POLICY AND THERES NO WAY THE PRSIDENT WOULD APPOINT A LEBSIAN TO SUCH A POSITION WHEN YOU CONSIDER HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS FINGER ON THE BUTTON
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:09 pm | #

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EVIAN FLU IS A SERIOSU THREAT - IMAGINE YOUR LUNGY PARTS FILLING UP WITH WATER AS YOU TRY TO BREATHE BUT ALL YOU GET IS BUBBLES

OR MAYBE IM CONFUSING THAT WITH PERRIERTONITIS
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:13 pm | #

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Is it just me or does Prince Charles have really small hands?

THE INSIDE WORD IS CAMELA CALLS HIME THE "DUKE OF HAMSTER"

BUT YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT FROM ME
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:17 pm | #

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HEY STEVE SMILES JSUT BEACUSE BUSH IS AT 35 AND CHENEY IS AT 19 IS NO REASON TO GLOAT - COMBINED THATS STILL A MAJORITY IF NOT A PUERALITY HELL I BET IF YOU POLED ABRAHAM LINCLON IN ATLANTA DURING THE FIRE HE WOULD OF HAD LOWER NUMBERS
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 11:31 pm | #

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HEY WATERTIGER YOUR PICTURE OF LAURAL BUSH HAS THE WHITES OF HER EYES SHINING BRITELY JUST LIKE CONDOLEASEA RICES EYES WERE LIT UP BY USA TODAY SO I MUST CONCUDLE THAAT YOUR A RACEST

IF THE SHOE FITS BUY IT
Merkin Patriot | 11.03.05 - 10:50 pm | #

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