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I HOPE IM NOT TOO LATE BUT HERE ARE TEH TEN MOVIES I HATE MOST

10 BORN ON HTE FOURTH OF JULY - TOM CRUSE IS A TRATIOR

9 PALTOON - CHARLIE SHEEHAN IS A TRAITOR TOO

8 FALL METAL JACKETS - TRATORS

7 ACAPOLYPS NOW - ITS FULL OF CRAP

6 NIXON - AN ACT OF DEFILATION BY OLIVERS TONE

5 NATURAL BORN KILLERS - OLVIER STONE HATES THE HEARTLAND

4 EL SLAVADOR - OLIVER LIES ABOUT OUR EFFORT TO BRING FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY TO THE PORTO RICANS

3 GONE WITH THE WIN - I HATE IT WHEN THE BAD GUYS WIND

2 BLOWING OFR COLUMBINE - THEY SHOULD OF CALLED THIS "HEY MOSES ITS A BURNING AMBUSH"

1 FARENHEIGHT 911 - THEY SHOULD OF CALLED THIS "MICHAEL MOORE ATE ALL THE PASTA FAJULLAH" HA HA HA HES REALLY FAT
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:26 pm | #

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Not bad... i see Last Temptation of Christ didn't make the list, though. What's up with that?

THAT CROSSED MY MIND BUT IT DIDNT MAKE THE CUT
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:32 pm | #

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LORD OF THE RIGNS WAS AN ANALORGY FROM TOP TO BOTTOM OF THE IRAQ WAR I MEAN IF YOU CANT SEE THAT SOURON WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SADDAM YOU NEED A BIGGER FLAMING EYE
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 2:48 pm | #

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ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES WAS LIONHEART WITH MEL GIBSON

THAT SCENE AT THE END WHERE TINA TURNER RIPS HIM A NEW ONE WHILE HES CREAMS FRO HIS FREEDOM ALMOST MOVED ME TO TEARS
Merkin Patriot | 11.21.05 - 3:00 pm | #

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