Friday, November 04, 2005

 

Wanker of the Day

I heard a quote from Chavez this morning that said he might "sneak up behind Bush and scare him".

OMG IF THIS HAPPENS YOULL HAVE A CASSIUS BALLSI FOR WAR WITH THE VENEZUALIENS REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN 1914 WHEN PEARL HARBOR ATTACKED JAPAN - WE NEED TO PREVENT SNEAK ATTACKS AT ALL COASTS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 10:56 am | #

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IM OFFENDED YOU WOULD ALL MAKE FUN OF DANA MOSSBACKER - SHES A LOYAL REPUBLICN AND FAR MORE COURAZEOUS THAN MOST OF YOU LOOSERS

YOU TRY MAKING IT OUT OF TABILAN COUNTRY ALIVE AND INTACT WEARING ONLY A BURKA AND A MUSTACHE - THEY CALL IT A HELL HOLE FOR A REASON AND ITS NOT THE SPICY FOOD OR THE DISSENTRY
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:03 am | #

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IM SAYING THAT WHEN YOUR STUCK IN A HELL HOLE LIKE AFHAGNISTAN YOUR SCREWED EITHER WAY AND ITS NOT LIKE BURNING A CAMEL AT BOTH ENDS ITS MUCH WORST
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:16 am | #

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Hugh le Despenser

THAT NAME IS GAY ON ITS FACE - DID HE HAVE A MUSTASHE TOO
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:20 am | #

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Hugh the younger Despenser

Hugh (1286 – November 26, 1326) was sometimes referred to as "the younger Despenser". He was the son and heir of Hugh le Despenser, Earl of Winchester, by Isabel Beauchamp, daughter of William de Beauchamp, 9th Earl of Warwick.
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Hugh Despenser became royal chamberlain in 1318. As a royal courtier, Hugh manoeuvred into the affections of King Edward, displacing the previous favorite, Roger d'Amory. By 1320 his tyranny was running free. Hugh seized the Welsh lands of his wife's inheritance, ignoring the claims of his two brothers-in-law
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Hugh tried to starve himself before his trial, but face trial he did on November 24, 1326. He was judged a traitor and a thief, was drawn and quartered, and his testicles were severed and burnt before him. He was beheaded, and his head was mounted on the gates of London.

Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:26 am | #

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He forced Alice de Lacy, Countess of Lincoln, to give up her lands, cheated his sister-in-law Elizabeth de Clare out of Gower and Usk, and had Lady Baret's arms and legs broken until she went insane. He also vowed to be revenged on Roger Mortimer because Mortimer's grandfather had murdered Hugh's grandfather, and once stated that he regreted he could not control the wind. By 1321 he had earned many enemies in every strata of society, from Queen Isabella to the barons to the common people. There was even a bizarre plot to kill Hugh by sticking pins in a wax likeness of him.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:27 am | #

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Finally the barons prevailed upon King Edward and forced Hugh and his father into exile in 1321. His father fled to Bordeaux, and Hugh became a pirate in the English channel, "a sea monster, lying in wait for merchants as they crossed his path". The pair returned the next year and King Edward quickly reinstated Hugh as royal favorite. His time in exile had done nothing to quell his greed, his rashness, or his ruthlessness. Queen Isabella fled to France, where she formed a liaison with Roger Mortimer and began planning an invasion. Hugh tried to bribe French courtiers to assassinate Queen Isabella. This plan failing, he instead arranged for the death of Mortimer's uncle, Roger Mortimer of Chirk, who was in his custody. When Mortimer and the queen invaded, King Edward was desposed, Hugh's father was executed, and Hugh himself was captured.
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:28 am | #

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OUCH

I WILL PUT IT ON RECORD THAT I STAND FIRMALY AGAINST CUTTING OFF TEH GAY TETSICLES AND BURNING THEM WHERE CHILDREN COULD SEE SUCH THINGS I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PRIVATES OF HTE PENAL SYSTEM BUT NOT IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THATS A CONVERSATION I WANT TO HAVE WITH MY KIDS ONLY WHEN IM READY
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:29 am | #

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Illustration of Hugh the younger Despenser's execution from a manuscript of Froissart
Moonbootica | Email | Homepage | 11.04.05 - 11:30 am | #

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WELL I DONT HAVE KIDS YET BUT IM WORKIGN ON IT BECAUSE I EMBARCE THE CLUTURE OF LIFE AND I THINK THE MORE OF ME THERE IS IN THIS WORLD THE BETTER WE CAN HOPE FOR FUTILE GENERATIONS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:31 am | #

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OUCH MOONBATICA THATS GOTTA HURT

TOO BAD YOU LIMEYS DONT HAVE THE US CONSTITUTION ESPECIALLY THE AMENDMENT THERE THAT PROBIHITS CRUEL AND UNSUAL PUNISHMENT I DONT KNOW HOW IT IS IN EGNLAND BUT IN AMERICA WE DONT EXECUTE PEOPLE ON LADDERS THATS DEFINITELY UNUSAL BAD ENOUGH YOUR KILLING THE GUY BUT TO CONDMEN HIM TO BAD LUCK IS JUST VISCOUS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:37 am | #

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WHATS ALSO DISTURBING ABOUT THE PICTURE PUT UP BY MOONBATICA IS THE MANNER IN WHICH HUGHELY DISPENSER WAS HUNG - IT LOOKS LIKE A WOOD CUT TO ME - BUT I TEND NOT TO FOCUS ON SUCH THINGS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:42 am | #

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They gonna remake "Red Dawn".....only with some of them thar "Islamofascists" as the "bad guys"?

I GOT A SCRITP FOR A REMAKE OF "SIGNS" IN WHICH THE ALIEN INVADERS THIS TIME INSTEAD OF BEING FRENCH ALIENS AFRAID OF WATER ARE ISLAMMOFASCIT ALIENS AND THEY MEET THERE END AT THE HANDS OF A CONSERVATIVE SUPERHEREO WIELDING NOTHING BUT A LEG OF SMOKED VIRGINIA HAM HE AFFECTIONALTY CALLS THE "ROBERT E LEE" AND A DESIRE FOR FREEDOM

THE HEREO SAYS THINGS LIKE "ITS HAMMER TIME, BABY" JUST BEFORE HE SMASHES HIS HAM HOCK OF LIBERTY OVER THE GUYS HEAD - THE ONLY THING IS THAT HOLLYWEIRD IS TOO LIBERAL FOR MY GENUS
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 11:55 am | #

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HEY IM STILL WORKING ON THE SCRIPT SO STOP PLAGUERIZING
Merkin Patriot | 11.04.05 - 12:32 pm | #

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