Tuesday, October 09, 2007

 

Shining Bacon

"I know Iraq is fucked up, but I want my daughter to grow up knowing she'll never have to wear a burqa!"

AMEN TO THAT BORTHER - THE ISLAMMOFACES WANT TO PUT US UNDER SHARIAH LAW - IMMAGINE THEM MARCHING THROUGH ALL NINE MILLION SQUARE MILES OF US TERRORITY MAKING US ALL PRAY TOWARDS MECACA
Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 10:58 am #

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CNN INTERATIONAL HAS A ONE WORLD AGENDA AND THERE NO BETTER THAN THE EUROWEENIES AND THERE SICK COUNTRY OF EUROPE COUGH COUGH ITS REALLY SICK SNIFFEL COUGH COUGH THEY ENVEY TEH USA

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:25 pm #

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EUORPE IS SO WEAK THEY NEED A DOLLAR FORTY TO BUY THERE MONEY WOW I FEEL SORRY FOR THOSE PEOPLE I ONLY NEED A BUCK TO BUY A PIECE OF TEH USA THANKS TO BUSH WERE STILL TEH SHINING BACON

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:29 pm #

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I THOUGHT BRITNEYS PEARS BRITHPLACE WA SNATCHITUCHES LOUSIANA

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:40 pm #

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Miller and Molson Coors to Merge in U.S.

THEY BETTER NOT CHANGE TEH NAME OF TEH BEER TO MOORS DAMMIT

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:42 pm #

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WE NEED TO NOTIFY TEH FCT AND BAN THE FOLLOWING MERGERS

BUDWISER + SINGHA = BUDHASWISER

PESPI + COKE = POKE

MUESLI + SLIM JIM = NEED I SAY MOOR?????

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:47 pm #

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IF SADDAM WASNT TEH POP LOT OF TEH MIDDLE EATS THEN WHO WAS?

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:51 pm #

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IF YOU MIX UP TEH WORD "KIHMAR ROUGE" YOU GET "IRAK GERM HOUR" THE CLUSE ARE EVERWHERE YOU LIBERASL WHY DONT YOU BUY ONE

Merkin Patriot 10.09.07 - 12:55 pm #


Comments:
I'm pretty sure Merkin is an American, but sometimes I hear a very drunk (after 2:30 am) Christopher Hitchens in there. I think he's spent enough time in the US to pick up some of the speech habits.
 
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