Thursday, September 13, 2007

 

HAPPY RAW SHOSHANA

HAPPY RAW SHOSHANA TO OUR JEWISH FRIENDS - IF I MAY I WOULD AKS THAT YOU ALL BLOW THE CHAUFFER FOR ME - I LIKE TO HEDGE MY BETS
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:46 pm #

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I hope my disinclination to blow a chauffeur doesn't make me anti-semitic.

TEH BIBLE SAYS MANY ARE CALLED BUT ONLY ONE PEEPOLE IS CHOSEN
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:54 pm #

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did you hear that Shoshana Lowenstein, Seinfeld's former girlfriend, has a new line of Hebrew-inspired lingerie she's marketing on the lower East Side?

SHES PROBALLY SELLING G_STRINGS TOO BECAUSE YOU CANT SPELL IT WITHOUT OFFENDING TEH LORD EVEN DURING ORIGASM YOU HAVE TO SAY OH G_D OH G_D IM C_MING - DID YOU KNOW HEBEREW LACKS VOWELS???
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:07 pm #

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The American womens market is in dire need of clothing that makes the near-obese look hot.

YOU COULD CALL IT SOPRANOWARE - ITLL MAKE YOUR FAT LADY SING
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:11 pm #

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I;m never coming back to this blog. There are tears streaming down my face. My stomach hurts and my sides ache. Make it stop!
 
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