Merkin Patriot Fan Club

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES ATRIOS LOOK LIKE THE GUY WHO SHOT RAGEAN HOLY COW WHEN DID THEY LET HIM OUT SOMEBODY CALL JOSIE FOSTER
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:00 pm |

OMG LOOK AT HOW THE CONGRESSMEN ARE LOOKING UP AT THE GALLOWRY WHERE HIS BEATUFUL WIFE LAURA IS SITTING LIKE THE DUDYFUL WIFE SHE IS – YOU KNOW ITS MY CONTENSION THAT WOMEN HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SIHT WIT GRACE YOU GOTTA SIT BEFORE YOU CAN STAND
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:05 pm |

HEY THE SCOTSU JUST WALKED IN

IS ALITO GOING TO BE THERE????? I HOPE ALITO CAN COME IN AND DINGIFY THE PROCEEDINGS WITH HIS PRESSENCE - ITS THE SMELL OF FREEDOM BABY THATS NOT GARLIC THATS ALITOSIS HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:06 pm |

RUMPSFELD IS AMAZING LOOK AT HIM STANDING THERE LIKE A BULLWORK OF FREEDOM
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:09 pm |


WOW LOOK AT SECREEATRY OF THE TREASURY TONY SNOW AND CONDOLEASEA WHAT A CONTRATS ITS LIKE WHITE ON RICE
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:12 pm |


HE JUST SAID THAT THE SATE OF THE UNION IS STRONG!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT BABY THE EAGLE IS STRONG ITS POWERFUL STRONG LIKE THE BODY ODOR A FRENCHIE GETS AFTER BREAKING A SWEAT TRYING TO OPEN THE SHRINKWARP ON A PACK OF CIGARRETS

MAN IM SO GLAD HE SAID IT WAS STRONG I WAS IN A BIT OF SUPSENSE FOR A WHILE THAST USUALLY THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE PART OF THE UNION
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:19 pm |


THAST RIGHT THIS IS ABOUT FREEDOM AND HUMAN PROSTERITY AMERICA IS IN THE FOURFRONT OF THIS FIGHT IRONIC THAT THE ABOMINATIONS FOR THE A-COMMIE-DY AWARDS HA HA HA GET IT IT RYHMES WITH COMMIE - CAME OUT TODAY BECAUSE I THINK IT WAS NAPOLIAN WHO SAID AFTER HIS VICTORY AT THE BATTLE OF OSCARSLIZT "NEVER FIGHT A WAR ON LESS THAN FOUR FRONTS THAT WAY YOU CAN SEE THEM COMING FROM ALL SIDES"
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:21 pm |


IS CURGE ANOTHER MUSLIM COUNTRY???? HELP ME HERE
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:25 pm |


LOOK AT THEM YOU GOT CHENEY AND HATSERT STANDING BEHIND HIM ALL IN FRONT OF A BIG AMERICAN FLAG AND OUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING THE TRUHT TO THE AMEICAN PEOPLE – SURE THERE ALL WHITE MAELS BUT I THINK THERES PLENTY OF DIVERSION WITHIN THIS GROUP
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:27 pm |


WE NEED TO STAND BEHNIND THE MILITARY GODDAMMIT

HELL IM 100 PERCENT AND FIVE THOUSADN MILES BEHIND THEM

WHERE ARE YOU???? WHERES YOUR MAGNETTS
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:30 pm |



HA HA HA HA HA TED KENNEDY IS FAT HE LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL MORE HA HA HA HA NICE FILIBUTTSER TED!!!!111! SAY HELLO TO THE FRENCHIES IN DAVEAUX
–
THAST IN SWIZTERLAND FOR YOU LIBERASL HWO NEED A MAP - LOOSERS

WE GOT ALITO AND YOU GOT DEFEATO LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HERE YOU
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:36 pm |


HEY WHY DONT THE DUMMYCRATS STAND UP FOR CHRISSAKES THE PRESDIENT JUST SAID SOMETHING - THEY NEED TO TAKE A STAND
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:40 pm | #


I LIKE THIS SPEEACH ITS AN UPBETA SPEECH ITS AN OPTIMISITS SPEECH IT REMEINDS ME OF PRESIDENT RAGEAN WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO GET US TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THAT BIG OLE POT OF SLAVDORIAN COFFEE HE FIXED FOR US - WAKE UP AMERICA WAKE UP ITS MORONING IN AMERICA
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:44 pm |


WHATS A GOOD STEWER OF TAX DOLLLARS????? I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT HES SAYING SOMETIMES BUT I TURST HIM
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:46 pm |



SPEAKING OF IMMIGRATIONS I JUST CANT BELIVE THAT ANTONION VIAGROSA IS GOING TO GIVE HIS REBUTTLE IN SPANISH JESUS H CHRIST OR I GUESS I HAVE TO SAY IT IN THE PAGAN SPANISH WAY YOU KNOW THEY DON’T REGONIZE JESUS

IN AN ACCPETABLE MANOR THERE ALWAYS CALLING OUT “HEY ZEUS” I BLAME THE PAGANISM OF THE ROMAN CATAHOLIC CHURCH FOR THAT ONE EVEN THOUGH I WAS A FAN OF POPE JOHN PAUL THE II HE WAS THE KIND OF POLAKC THAT MAKES THEM POLISH JOKES ABSOLETE BUT THERE STILL KIND OF FUNNY – WHAT IS THIS????
ITS A POLISH MINE SWEEPER HA HA HA HA HA
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:50 pm |


YES YES YES YES WE NEED HEALTH SCARE SAVINGS ACCOUNTS - YOU NEED TO SAVE MONEY LIKE IN CASE YOU NEED A HOLE IN THE HEAD
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:51 pm |


SORRY I MEAN TTO SAY "NEED TO FIX A HOLE" NOT "NEED A HOLE"
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:52 pm |


THATS RIGHT WHN IT COMES TO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS WE NEED A CLEAN SLATE IN AMERICA AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT SILESTONE CRAP THEY SELL YOU AT HOME DEPOT - HES SO WISE I SWEAR ITS LIKE BUSH HAS A NOSE FOR THIS SNORT OF THING
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:53 pm |



OMG THE PRESIDENT JUST SADI THAT WERE ADDICTED TO OIL HOLY COW AND THIS IS A REVLEATION ITS LIKE MAOSES TALKNG ABOUT HIS LITTLE RED BURNING BOOK ON MOUNT ZIONIDE JUST BEFORE HE GOT THOSE BRIDE OF FRANKESTEIN HILIGHTS IN HIS HIAR YOU KNOW THAT FRANKENSTEIN WAS JEWISH JUST LIKE MOSES

IF THIS PRESIDENT SEAYS WERE ADDICTED TO OIL WERE ADDICTED BECAUSE THATS A SUBJECT HE KNOWS ALOT ABOUT
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:53 pm |


WHATS A HI-BIRD CAR???? IS THAT LIKE A THUDNERBIRD???? I SUPPORT THIS MAN BUT I CANT UNDESTAND HIM SOMETIMES
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 9:54 pm |


WOW ANDESON COOPER CALLED JOHN MCCAINS A "MAVERICK" IVE NEVER HERD THAT ONE BEFORE
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 10:51 pm |


HEY WHEN DOES VIAGROSA GIVE HIS SPANISH SPPECH??? I HEARD HES GOING TO GIVE OUT MEXED MISSAGES ON WHERE THE GAPS IN THE BORDERS ARE AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT BLUE JEANS AND BOOKSTORES
Merkin Patriot | 01.31.06 - 11:21 pm | #

FRO CHRISSAKES THIS IS JUST SOME FUN AND GAMES HAVENT YOU HEARD OF PIN THE TALE ON THE DONKEY???? THATS A REAL FUN GAME FOR ALL THE KIDS - MY FAVORITE WAS WHEN THEY PINNED THAT ONE ON ALGORE ABOUT HIM TAKING CREDIT FOR INVENTING WILLIE HORTON

ITS NOT LIKE THEY WERE BURNING IT IN AN EFFAGGY WAY
Merkin Patriot | 01.30.06 - 3:29 pm |


SORRY I MEANT TO SAY EFFINGY
Merkin Patriot | 01.30.06 - 3:30 pm |

NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU LIBERASL ARE A BUNCH OF REVERSE RACESTS FOR
CHRISSAKES NOW YOU WANT OT HAND OVER MEET TEH PRESS???? THEY ALREADY
GOT 110% OF THE NBA!!!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL WHY NOT GET RID OF COURT
TV AND GREAT VAN SUSTRAIN TOO AND LUMP IT ALL INTO ONE SHOW CALLED
"FULL COURT PRESS" MAYBE WEGDE IT IN BETWEEN GOSPEL SINGING SHOWS AND
USE CREFLO DOLLARS BRIGHT SUITS AS A TEST PATTERN

I MEAN IF UPN CAN MERGE WITH THE WB ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
Merkin Patriot | 01.27.06 - 3:50 pm |


FIRST IT WAS THE MEXICANS AND NOW ITS THE TURKS....WERE GETTING OVERRUN PEOPLE!!!!!! WAKE UP AMERICA WAKE UP MARK MY WORDS IF MAYOR VIAGROSA IS ALLOWED TO GIVE HIS REBUTTLE IN SPANISH TO THE STATE OF THE UNION IT WILL BE THE STRAW THAT BREAKS THE
TACO SHELL AND PERTTY SOON WELL ALL HAVE TO SPEAK MEXICAN AND OUR CHILDREN WILL BE FORCED TO KISS THE MEXICAN FLAG AND EAT FREEHOLES ALL DAY UNTIL THERE BROWN INSIDE AND OUT MY GOD SAVE THE ENGLISH LANGAUGE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE SAVE IT
Merkin Patriot | 01.27.06 - 3:36 pm | #


IF VILLARAPOSA ISNTS MEXICAN OR EVEN PORTORICAN THEN TELL ME HOW IS IT
THAT HE WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF LOS ANGELES WHEN THERE WERE PLENTY OF
QUALLIFIED AMERICAN CANDIDATES???? ANSWER ME THAT
Merkin Patriot | 01.27.06 - 3:18 pm | #



AND WHO CARES IF "PONCHO" VILLARAPOSA IS A NATIVE BORN AMERICAN ANYWAY
THATS NO GRANTEE THAT HE DOSENT SPEAK SPANISH LOOK AT ME FOR CHIRSSAKES

IM NOT FROM ENGLAND OR BRITTAN BUT IM EFLUENT IN ENGLSIH AND I CAN
COMMUNICATE IN SPANISH TOO WHEN I HAVE TO "HOAL MI NOMBRE ES MERKIN
PATRIOT. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY"
Merkin Patriot | 01.27.06 - 3:22 pm |

YEEEARRRGHHHHH......

MAN THAT HOWRAD DEAN GUY IS NUTS!!!! NUTS!!!! YOU CANT BE PRESIDENT IF YOU GET EXCIETED ABOUT STUFF - HAVENT YOU HEARD ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL TIMBER???? ALL YOU GET IS A SHIVER AT MOST AND THATS WHY KIDS USED TO LEARN CIVIC VIRTUE BY PLAYING WITH THERE LINCOLN LOGS - TO REMIND US OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN PUBLIC EXPRESSION WAS SAFE, LEGAL AND RARE
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 5:47 pm | #


MALLARD FILLMORE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! THAT DUCK IS FUNNY.... OH MAN I HAVE TO GET UP OFF THE FLOOR EVERY TIME I READ IT I MEAN THE WAY HE HAS THAT DUCK WEARING A REPORTERS HAT LIKE MATT DRUDGE WHEN YOU WOULD BE EXPECTING A ROOTSER COCK TO BE WEARING THE HAT INSTEAD AND SAYING "HI IM ROOTSER COCK FILLSMORE AND LIBERALS ARE AGAINST VOUCHERS BUT THEY DONT WANT TO CUT PUBLIC SCHOOL FUNDING BECAUSE THERE FOR PAYING THOSE LAZY TEACHERS IN THE INNER CITY. WHAT HIPPOCIRTES!!!!"" HA HA HA HA HA
GETS ME EVERY TIME
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 5:52 pm | #


YEAH RIGHT AND SO ALEGGEDLY NOW JACKOFF SMIRNOV OR ABRAMVO OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS (HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS GUY? I HAVENT) IS GOING TO BEG FOR A PARDON CAUSE HE PROMISED SOMEONE THE ROSE GARDEN LIKE MIKE RICH DID WITH CLITNON???? LOGGIC TELLS ME ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN - THIK AGAIN
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 5:10 pm | #


HA HA HA WELL SLAP ME SILLY AND SEND ME UP BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER AND SOME UNREQUIRED LOVE - IT SEEMS VICKI AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAIVELENGHT
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 5:12 pm | #

YOU LIBERASL SAY FU*K A LOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE POTTY MOUHTS OF TREASON TO MATCH YOUR DIRTY DIRTY EVIL DIRTY SOULS I PROJECT THAT YOU WILL ALL BE PROOVEN TO BE A BUNCH OF SELF LOAFING HYPPOCRITES
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 5:17 pm | #


THATS REALLY STUPID IF HES LOOKING IN THE MIRROR ITS A FUNHOUSE NOT A LASS HOUSE AND WHO WOULD LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE ANYWAYS I MEAN EVERYBODY COULD PEEP IN AND LOOK AT YOU AND SEE WHAT ONLY GOD WAS MEANT TO SEE "FOR THINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY WHOLE"
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 2:28 pm | #


SO WHAT MAYBE JACKOFF ABRAMOV OR SMIRNOV OR WAHTEVER HIS NAME IS
(BECAUSE I NEVER HERD OF THE GUY UNTIL RESENTLY) GAVE MONEY TO THE GOP
HE GAVE MONEY TO THE DUMMYCRATS TOO EVEN IF IT DIDNT COME FROM HIM HELL

WE ALL KNOW THAT MONEY IF FUGNABLE WHICH MEANS YOU DONT ALWAYS KNWO
WHERE IT COMES FROM ITS LIKE BABIES
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 2:38 pm |


FOR ONCE IM ON THE SIDE OF SOME OF THE MORE RESONABLE LIBERASL IN
SAYING THAT CHRIS MATTHEWS SHOULD NOT HAVE COMPARED OSAMA BIN LADDEN
WITH MICHALE MOORE-ON BECAUSE OSAMA ISNT FAT HA HA HA GET IT OSAMAS
SKINNY LIKE AN ETIOPAIN

LIBERASL WEAR THERE LARD LIKE A BADGER OF HONOR ON THERE SLEEVES
BECAUSE THERE LAZY AND NOT ON GUARD AGAINST AMERICA BUT NO NOT US ON
THE RIGHT WE KEEP THINGS CLOSE TO THE VETS AND NEAR OUR HEARST WHICH IS

WHY OUR ARTERIES ARE USUALLY CLOGGED BUT THATS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR
LOVING FREEDOM FRIES
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 12:39 pm |


I THOUGHT SWRODFISH WAS A DESCENT MOVIE BUT THERE WERE TWO SCENES THAT
BOTHERS ME - JOHN TAVOLTA BEING A BAD GUY WITH HIS EXPLODING BALL
BARINGS IN THE OPENING SCENE AND HALLE BERRY WITH HER BREASTS IN THAT
OTHER SCENE WITH HUGE JACKMAN THEY SHOULD OF SHOT THE EDITOR FOR BEING
SO STINGY
Merkin Patriot | 01.20.06 - 12:50 pm |

AND JUST WHAT THE HELL IS SO WRONG ABOUT LIVING IN A POLICE STATE I LIKE THE COPS WHY DONT YOU I MEAN IF YOU DONT WANT ANY COPS AROUND ITS EASY JUST WHIP OUT A VIDEO CAMERA AND WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR BUT NO YOU WANT TO WINE ALL DAY - LIKE THEY SAY WHY CURSE THE DARKENESS WHEN YOU CAN BREAK A CANDEL IN THE WIND OR VICE VERSES

ALL I KNOW IS I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE PRESIDENT SPYING ON US BECAUSE HES A MAN OF GOD AND GOD SEES EVERYTHING HE KNOWS WHEN YOUVE BEEN GOOD OR BAD SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKES OR ELSE YOU GO TO HELL OR GUANOTAMANO WHICHEVER IS CLOSER THERE BOTH HOT ANYWAY

Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 5:30 pm |

I THINK PAT ROBBERSTON GOT A BAD RAP ON THE WHOLE SHARON GETTING
SMACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD BY THE OPEN HAND OF THE LORD GOD LAMIGHTY ITS
BIBLICAL FOR CHRISSAKES THERES NO RHIME OR REASON TO IT YOU JUST GOTTA
ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON

JESUS I KNOW WHENEVER I TRY TO THINK TO HARD ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN
ISREAL I GET A SPLITTING HEADAKE SO IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE FOR A GUY
LIKE SHARON WHO HAS TO LIVE THERE
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:28 pm | #


SHARONS ON THIN ICE THOUGH - HES ALREADY HAD TWO STROKES AND EVERYONE
KNOWS THE RULE IS THREE STROKES AND YOUR OUT - DONT GET MAD AT ME IM
JUST AT RUTH MESSENGER ITS ALL IN THERE IN THE GOOD BOOK THINGS COME IN

THREES ALL OVER THE BIBLE YOU GOT THREE DAYS FOR JESUS TO GET UP FROM
THE TOOMB YOU GOT THREE WAYS FROM HERE TO SUNDAY AND YOU GOT THREE
HALFS OF THE TRINITY

THE NUMBER FOURTY IS ALSO BIG WITH HEBREWS FOR SOME REASON TOO
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:35 pm | #


Merkin Patriot, do you even KNOW where Israel is on a map?

ITS ON THE PART OF THE MAP WHERE IT SAYS "ISREAL"
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:41 pm | #


I'm sure you'd be able to tell me all about the break-up of the former
Ottoman Empire and its ramifications on the modern-day world.

IM GUESSING ITS BAD

I'm sure you'd be able to tell me the circumstances that led up to the
Spanish-American War.

SOME PORTORICAN PROBABLY STARTED IT

I'm also certain you'd be able to tell me every American President from 1900 until the present.

HELL THATS AINCENT HISTORY ILL JUST START WITH THAT COMMIE BASTARD FDR
WHO SOLD US OUT TO STALIN AT THE ALTAR, IKE, JFK, LBJ, NIXON, PEANUT
BREATH, RONALDUS MAXIMUS SAVIOR OF THE REPUBLIC AND WINNER OF THE COLD
WAR, CLITNON, AND OUR CURRENT WAR PRESIDENT GEROGE W. BUSH
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:47 pm | #


Merkin, what about Truman?

OKAY I FORGOT THAT ONE - HE HAD ME AT HELLO WHEN HE BOMBED HEROSHIMA
AND KAWASAKI BUT THEN HE LOST ME IN KOREA
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:53 pm | #

HEY ATROS DONT BE SO DISINGENIUS YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THE CLITNON
STOCK MARKET WAS A BUBBAL HA HA HA GET IT BUBBAL HA HA UNLIKE THE BUSH
STOCK MARKET WHICH STANDS ON SOLD GROUND
Merkin Patriot | 01.09.06 - 4:57 pm | #


how do you say mortgage in Chinese?

PEI NAO WAIMAN YUO MEE
Merkin Patriot | 01.09.06 - 5:07 pm | #

YOU LIBERASL FAIL TO SEE THREATS WHETHER THEY MATERIALIZE OR NOT WHICH
IS WHY THE AMERICAN PEPOLE TRUST US CONSERVATIVES TO MAN THE GATES AND
HOLD VIRGIL THROUGH THE DARKEST NIGHT AND THE YELLOWEST PERRIL HELL I
CAN HEAR AMERICA CALLING THE EAGLE IS BLEETING OR CHRIPING OR WHATEVER
THE HELL EAGLES DO WHEN THEY WANT ATTENTION BUT YET NO ONE CARES AND
THAT EAGLE IS STILL SORE
Merkin Patriot | 01.04.06 - 2:08 pm | #