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I THINK PAT ROBBERSTON GOT A BAD RAP ON THE WHOLE SHARON GETTING
SMACKED UPSIDE THE HEAD BY THE OPEN HAND OF THE LORD GOD LAMIGHTY ITS
BIBLICAL FOR CHRISSAKES THERES NO RHIME OR REASON TO IT YOU JUST GOTTA
ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON

JESUS I KNOW WHENEVER I TRY TO THINK TO HARD ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN
ISREAL I GET A SPLITTING HEADAKE SO IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE FOR A GUY
LIKE SHARON WHO HAS TO LIVE THERE
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:28 pm | #


SHARONS ON THIN ICE THOUGH - HES ALREADY HAD TWO STROKES AND EVERYONE
KNOWS THE RULE IS THREE STROKES AND YOUR OUT - DONT GET MAD AT ME IM
JUST AT RUTH MESSENGER ITS ALL IN THERE IN THE GOOD BOOK THINGS COME IN

THREES ALL OVER THE BIBLE YOU GOT THREE DAYS FOR JESUS TO GET UP FROM
THE TOOMB YOU GOT THREE WAYS FROM HERE TO SUNDAY AND YOU GOT THREE
HALFS OF THE TRINITY

THE NUMBER FOURTY IS ALSO BIG WITH HEBREWS FOR SOME REASON TOO
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:35 pm | #


Merkin Patriot, do you even KNOW where Israel is on a map?

ITS ON THE PART OF THE MAP WHERE IT SAYS "ISREAL"
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:41 pm | #


I'm sure you'd be able to tell me all about the break-up of the former
Ottoman Empire and its ramifications on the modern-day world.

IM GUESSING ITS BAD

I'm sure you'd be able to tell me the circumstances that led up to the
Spanish-American War.

SOME PORTORICAN PROBABLY STARTED IT

I'm also certain you'd be able to tell me every American President from 1900 until the present.

HELL THATS AINCENT HISTORY ILL JUST START WITH THAT COMMIE BASTARD FDR
WHO SOLD US OUT TO STALIN AT THE ALTAR, IKE, JFK, LBJ, NIXON, PEANUT
BREATH, RONALDUS MAXIMUS SAVIOR OF THE REPUBLIC AND WINNER OF THE COLD
WAR, CLITNON, AND OUR CURRENT WAR PRESIDENT GEROGE W. BUSH
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:47 pm | #


Merkin, what about Truman?

OKAY I FORGOT THAT ONE - HE HAD ME AT HELLO WHEN HE BOMBED HEROSHIMA
AND KAWASAKI BUT THEN HE LOST ME IN KOREA
Merkin Patriot | 01.13.06 - 11:53 pm | #