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HA HA HA HA HOW DO YOU LIKE IT YOU DOOM AND GLOOM LIBERASL???? LOTS OF
NEW JOBS BUT NOT SO MUCH AS TO CAUSE PEOPLE TO GO CRAZY LIKE THEY DID
DURING THE CLITNON YEARS AND ITS BUBBAL ECOMONY

PRESIDENT BUSH HAS HIS STEADY HANDS ON THE THROTTLE AND HES THROTTLING
US TOWARDS THE PWNERSHIP SOCIETY
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:12 am |


DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOLLAND TUNNEL BEIGN TRHEATENED???? SEE IF ONLY
YOUD HAVE STOOD WITH THE DUTCH WHEN THE MUSLIMS ATTACKED THEM FOR THERE
CARTOONS AT LEAST I HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIOUS - I EAT LEGGO WAFFLES TO
SHOW MY SUPPORT EVERY GODDAMM DAY
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:17 am |


FOR CHRISSAKES YOU LIBERASL SEE RACEISM IN EVERYTHING!!!1! IF YOU HAD
ANY LOYALTY OR KNOWLIEGE OF IRISH COOKING YOUD KNOW THAT YOUR SUPPOSED
TO VOTE FOR LIBERMAN THE SAME WAY YOU EAT BOILED CABBIGE - HOLDING YOUR
NOSE AS YOU DO IT
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:55 am |


YOU LIBERASL ARE SO BLIND TO PERIL AND YOU WONDER WHY THE COUNTRY
DOSENT TRUST YOU ON NATIONAL SCRUITY - WE CONSERVATIVES NOT ONLY SEE
THE PERIL BUT KNOW IN OUR HARD OF HEARTS THAT PERIL COMES IN A VAREITY
OF COLORS BEYOND YELLOE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 10:15 am |


SORRY THAT WAS A TYPOE - I MEANT TO SAY YELLOW
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 10:15 am |


YOU CANT BLAME CONDOLEASEA FOR NOT KNOWING ABOUT CRASHING PLANES INTO
BUILDINGS - HER EXPERTESE IS IN GREMLINOLOGY AND SPEAKING RUSSAIN - IF
OSADAMA HAD BEEN A RUSSKIE SHED OF UNDERSTOOD THAT HE WAS DETERMINED TO
ATTACK THE US
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 12:57 pm |


LAURAL BUSH IS A FINE FIRST LADDY AND ID BE PROUD TO HAVE HER UNDER THE
NEXT PRESIDENT IF IT WERENT FOR THE TERM LIMITS IMPOSED BY THE
CONSTITUTION AND THAT SACRED CONTRACT OF MARRAGE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:09 pm |


IM ALL FOR SCIANCE UNLESS IT CONFLICTS WITH THE BIBLE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:12 pm |


IF CABRON DIOXIDE IS A POLLUTANT THEN WERE ALL GUILTY OF POLLUTING
ESPECIALLY IF YOU EAT MEXICAN FOOD
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:20 pm |


Divorce will do that.
IVE HEARD MARRAGE IS NO SMORGYSBOARD OF SEX NEITHER
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:45 pm |


I THINK BURLESCONI IS GETTING HOSED BY THE ITALIAN MEDEA AND THERE
ANTI-AMERICAN BIASS - HES A MAN OF STRONG FAITH OR AS THE ITALLIANS SAY
A "HOMO DI FETTE STRONZO" AND NOW HES PAYING THE PRICE FOR STANDING BY
BUSH

I WAS GOING TO SUPPORT ITALLY AGAINST THE FROGS IN THE WORLD SERIES OF
SOCCER BUT NOW IM JUST GOING TO BOYCOTT THE WHOLE THING - GET A REAL
SPORT YOU EUROEWEENEIS
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:56 pm |


Both Beijing and the American midwest (Oglalla aquifer) are using
unsustainable quantities of water...

DAMN THATS ONE HELL OF A DEEP WELL - HOW DOES THE WATER HALFWAY DOWN
DECIDE WHERE TO FLOW???? GODS MYSTERIES ABOUND
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:08 pm


MICHELLE MALAKIN IS SUPER SEXY AND SMART LIKE A GRECIAN GODDICE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:11 pm |


(Clay Aiken)

I STILL CANT BELIVE CLAY IS GAY - HE SEEMS SOW HOLESOME
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:17 pm