Monday, May 01, 2006

 

the space time continuma

HA HA HA DID YOU SEE THE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER??? OH MAN THAT WAS FUNNY
AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT STEVIE CLOBERT THE MEDEA THEY HATED HIM IM
TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND THAT GUY PRETENDING NOT BE A GODDAM
GENUS STANDING NEXT TO HIM HA HA HA HA BUSH IS NOT ALWYAS SMART THATS
FUNNY ITS LIKE WEHN EISENSTEIN USED TO PUT FART JOKES IN HIS SCIENTIFIC
PAPERS TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS READING THEM LIEK WHEN HE SAID IF YOU
FARTED AT TEH SPEED OF LIGTH YOUD HAVE SUNSHINE COMING OUT YOUR BEHIND
THAT YOUD SMELL BEFORE THE PIG IN THAT BRATWORTS YOU ATE WAS EVEN BORN
I THINK THATS HOW WE GOT WORMHOLES BECAUSE IF YOU RIPP THE SPACE TIME
CONTINUMA ITS SOUNDS LIKE GOD FARTED OR MAYBE THATS THE BIG BANG IM NOT
TOO GOOD ON SCIENTIFFIC "THEROY"
Merkin Patriot | 05.01.06 - 11:02 pm |



HEY DONT LAUGH IRAN IS A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY THERE UNDER THE IRON
BOOT OF THERE MANACAL LEADER PRESIDENT AHMADEAJIHAD HE WILL STOP AT
NOTHING UNTIL WERE ALL PRAYING TO ALLHA I HEARD HE WANTS TO CHANGE THE
NAME OF OUR COUNTRY TO AMECCA AND CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTEHM TO SOME
ARAB SONG THAT STARTS

OH HUSSEIN CAN YOU SEE / ALL THE WHORES WE DID SMITE / THE SURVIVORS WE
VIELED / AND THE TWILITES QUITE CREAMY

I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND THAT LAST LINE OF THE ORGINAL
Merkin Patriot | 05.01.06 - 11:54 pm |

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