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Psychiatrist to be UK's oldest mother at 63

THAT KID BETTER NOT GO INTO ANY AMUSEMANT PARKS WHEN HE GROWS UP
BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME HE TAKES A BOAT RIDE THROUGH A DARK TUNNEL WITH
COBWEBS HELL HAVE A FLASHBACK AND START SHOOTING PEOPLE HEY IT HAPPENS
- TUNNEL OF LOVE? MORE LIKE TUNNEL OF DEATH
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:28 pm |


YEAH IM SURE CANCER IS SCAREY BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU
TO FULFILL HER DUTILY AND YOU CANT DO IT NOT THAT THIS SORT OF THING
EVER HAPPENED TO ME KNOCK ON WOOD

WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN VIGARA AND BREASTS THEY SHOULD GO
HAND IN HAND OR MANO A MANO AS THEY SAY IN THE SOUTHWETS - WILL THE
LAST AMERICAN PLEASE BRING THE FLAG BACK
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:49 pm |


PONEYS DONT GET BREATS CANCER AND THEY SURE AS HELL DONT NEED VIGARA I
SAW A PONEY ONCE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY NEXT DOOR AND I THOUGH IT HAD FIVE
LEGS AT FIRST BUT THEN AGAIN I WASNT STAREING
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:57 pm |



HEY LEAVE MAYOR MELTDOWN ALONE HE JUST NEEDS A HUG AINT YOU NEVER
NEEDED A HUG???? ARE WE NOT HUMAN???? IF YOU PRICK US DONT WE SAY PUT
IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS??? YOU LIBERALS ARE SO COLD BECAUSE OF YOUR PC
STUFF I HAD TO STOP HUGGING MY COLLIES FROM BEHIND AT MY LAST JOB
ESPECIALLY AFTER THE RETRAINING ORDER
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:39 pm |


SORRY I MEANT TO TYPE "COLLIGES" NOT "COLLIES" - MY MISTAKE
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:40 pm |



IF I WERE YOU ID SELL THE ERUOE SHORT BECAUSE EUROPE IS A DYING CONTENT
COUGH COUGH SEE ITS DYING HELL ITS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT THE SICK MAN OF
EUROPE IS EUROPE AND HOW OFTEN DOESE THAT SORT OF THING HAPPEN WHERE A
METAFORE IS THE WHOLE FRIGGIN THING

OUR BLOVED DOLLAR IS JUST RESTING SHE AINT DEAD YET - STAY WAY FROM THE
LIGHT OH BLESSED BUCK!!! ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET SO JUST IGNORE THE
DOUTERS OH GOD GIVEN PARCHMENT OF PATRIMONEY
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 3:48 pm |