Thursday, December 01, 2005

 

"Cultural Discomfort"

THERES FREEDOM OF ASSEMBLY WHICH MEANS THAT YOU CAN GET TOGETHER WITOUT BEING BEATEN UP THATS WHY THE CONSITUTION SAYS BATTERY NOT INCLUDED AND THEN THERES A BUNCH OF PORTORICANS HANGING OUT DRINKING COFFEE ITS NOT THE SAME THING
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 1:58 pm | #

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WE SHOULDNT ENCOURAGE PORTORICANS OR ANYONE ELSE TO HANG OUT IN GROUPS IT COULD LEAD TO PEOPLE GETTING OUT OF THERE HOMES AND TURNING THE PUBLIC SQUARE INTO SOME SORT OF GATHERING PLACE WHICH IS NOT WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS NINTENDED

ALSO THINK OF WHAT IT WOULD DO TO CABLE TV REVENEUS
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 2:28 pm | #

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You know, if one of those Mexicans looking for white women is Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal, I could provide my address in order to help defuse racial tensions.

SEE???? ITS ALREADY STARTED

ISNT GALE BERNAL THE GUY WHO PLAYED CHE GUAYABA IN THAT MOVIE???? I THINK IT WAS CALLED MOTORCYCLE DAIRIES OR SOMETHING
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 2:47 pm | #

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EVERYONE KNOWS THE NAZSIS WERE SOCIALISTS I MEAN THEY WERE CALLED NATIONAL SOCIALISTS NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOULL SAY THAT THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA DONT GOT PEOPLE IN IT OR THAT THE GERMAN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC WASNT A BIPARTISAN COUNTRY
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 3:17 pm | #

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I THINK DRINKING COFFEE OUTSIDE IS PROBABLY ILLEGAL I MEAN THOSE PORTORICANS ARE ALL DRINKING CAFE CON LECHE AND LAST TIME I CHECKED LECHERY WAS ILLEGAL IN AMERICA OR AT LEAST IT WAS IN MY AMERICA
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 3:31 pm | #

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[General discussion of Merkin continues, including (gulp!) the sad fact that no one has compiled an archive of Merkin postings (I may have to come out early with this intended Christmas present...). Vicki comments on Merkin's ability to create bold font but inability to hit the unlock caps key.]
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IF I KNEEW HOW TO MAKE A BUZZER NOISE ID MAKE IT NOW CAUSE YOUR WRONG I TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE I BELIVE IN CAPITALISM AND THE SHIFT KEY IS FOR FLIP FLOPPERS ANYWAY LIKE JOHN SKERRY HA HA HA GET IT HES SCARY - WE DODGED A BULLET ON THAT ONE
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 3:40 pm | #

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SOUTH AMERICA IS PRETTY NICE - MY FAVORITE SOUTH AMERICAN CITY IS OLRANDO BUT ONCE YOU GET SOUTH OF THERE ITS ALL PORTORICANS
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 3:44 pm | #

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it really pisses the brazilians off, since they don't even speak spanish.

HA HA HA SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL THEM BECAUSE THEY NAMED THEIR CAPITAL RIO DE JANERO WHICH IS SPANISH FOR RIVER DE JANERO
Merkin Patriot | 12.01.05 - 3:51 pm | #

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