Monday, September 24, 2007
Fiddler on a Hot Tin Roof
I shit you not, my fundie mother had an album of songs by the Jews for Jesus people. That she played all the fucking time.
I THIKN I HAD THAT ABLUM - IT WAS CALLED TEH FIDDLER ON A HOT TIN ROOF OR SOEMTHING MY FAVORITE ONE WAS "IF I WERE A CHRISTIAN"
Merkin Patriot 09.24.07 - 4:26 pm #
I THIKN I HAD THAT ABLUM - IT WAS CALLED TEH FIDDLER ON A HOT TIN ROOF OR SOEMTHING MY FAVORITE ONE WAS "IF I WERE A CHRISTIAN"
Merkin Patriot 09.24.07 - 4:26 pm #
Thursday, September 13, 2007
GOOSED BUMS
[This is a fake Merkin post-- Moe}
LICKE MOST OF MY YELLOW MERKINS I GET GOOSED BUMS EVERY TIME GORGE BUSHES LIPS MOVE THIS SREECH IS JUST AS PASSONIT AS TEH ONES TAHT CAME ON ASS BEFORE
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 9:29 pm #
LICKE MOST OF MY YELLOW MERKINS I GET GOOSED BUMS EVERY TIME GORGE BUSHES LIPS MOVE THIS SREECH IS JUST AS PASSONIT AS TEH ONES TAHT CAME ON ASS BEFORE
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 9:29 pm #
HAPPY RAW SHOSHANA
HAPPY RAW SHOSHANA TO OUR JEWISH FRIENDS - IF I MAY I WOULD AKS THAT YOU ALL BLOW THE CHAUFFER FOR ME - I LIKE TO HEDGE MY BETS
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:46 pm #
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I hope my disinclination to blow a chauffeur doesn't make me anti-semitic.
TEH BIBLE SAYS MANY ARE CALLED BUT ONLY ONE PEEPOLE IS CHOSEN
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:54 pm #
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did you hear that Shoshana Lowenstein, Seinfeld's former girlfriend, has a new line of Hebrew-inspired lingerie she's marketing on the lower East Side?
SHES PROBALLY SELLING G_STRINGS TOO BECAUSE YOU CANT SPELL IT WITHOUT OFFENDING TEH LORD EVEN DURING ORIGASM YOU HAVE TO SAY OH G_D OH G_D IM C_MING - DID YOU KNOW HEBEREW LACKS VOWELS???
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:07 pm #
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The American womens market is in dire need of clothing that makes the near-obese look hot.
YOU COULD CALL IT SOPRANOWARE - ITLL MAKE YOUR FAT LADY SING
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:11 pm #
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:46 pm #
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I hope my disinclination to blow a chauffeur doesn't make me anti-semitic.
TEH BIBLE SAYS MANY ARE CALLED BUT ONLY ONE PEEPOLE IS CHOSEN
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:54 pm #
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did you hear that Shoshana Lowenstein, Seinfeld's former girlfriend, has a new line of Hebrew-inspired lingerie she's marketing on the lower East Side?
SHES PROBALLY SELLING G_STRINGS TOO BECAUSE YOU CANT SPELL IT WITHOUT OFFENDING TEH LORD EVEN DURING ORIGASM YOU HAVE TO SAY OH G_D OH G_D IM C_MING - DID YOU KNOW HEBEREW LACKS VOWELS???
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:07 pm #
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The American womens market is in dire need of clothing that makes the near-obese look hot.
YOU COULD CALL IT SOPRANOWARE - ITLL MAKE YOUR FAT LADY SING
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 4:11 pm #
That's Marry OUR Daughter
TOO BAD IM MARRED ALREADY - THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRONISING WEDSITE
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 2:54 pm #
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I SUBMITTED A PORPOSAL FOR KIMBERLY H. ON THE MARRYOUR DAUGHTER WEDSITETHIS IS WHAT IW ROTE:I CANT RAELLY MARRY BECAUSE ITS ILEEGAL RIGHT NOW BUT WHEN GAY MARRAGE GETS APPROVED ALL BEST WILL BE OFF SO IM RESERVING MY SPOT NOW IF THAST OKAY WITH YOU GUYS. THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR GIVING THESE GIRLS A CHANCE AT SLAVATION. AMEN. TAHNKS. NO REALLY. THANKS.DONT TELL MY WIFE OKAY SHE WOULDNT OF LIKED THAT I HAD RESERVATIONS
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:09 pm #
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HEY WAIT A MINUTE - TEHY WANT MONEY????? OH HELL NO
Merkin Patriot 09.13.07 - 3:11 pm #
