Friday, July 21, 2006

 

A fun die girl

IM TAKING ABACK AT ATRIOSS BLATENT ANTISMETISIM - HE USED THE WORD
SHTICK WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS A HEBE WORD IN A POST ABOUT JOEW
LIBERMAN A GREAT AMERICAN - WHAT A TYPICAL LIBERAL
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 1:00 pm |


oh yes please,how you say STOP THE MADNESS in mandarin?

I THINK ITS "PAI ME NAO WEI MAN" BUT DONT QUOET ME ON THAT
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 1:16 pm |


I THINK ITS OKAY FOR ISREAL TO USE EXCEDRIN FORCE IF THE GOAL IS TO GET
RID OF THAT HEADACRE IN LEBANON AND GET A BUFFER IN PLACE
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 1:20 pm |


Connecticut may have fewer natural wonders than, say, New Jersey

NOT TRUE EVREY TIME IM IN COMMIE-ETICUT I WONDER WHAT THE HELL IM DOING
THERE BUT THATS PROBALLY BECAUSE I LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 1:27 pm |


Jesh, sounds like a fundie girl after sex.....

HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL ARE SO DEPSERATE YOUR GRAPSING AT STRAWS CALL HER
A FUN DIE GIRL IF YOU MUST BUT ILL BET YOU ANYHTING THAT CONDOLEASEA
RICE IS ALL WOMAN IN THE BEDROOM
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 1:53 pm |


BOTH CONDI AND RUSH ARE RIGHT!!!! WE ARE WITNESSING THE BRITH OF A NEW
ERRA IN THE MIDEASTS - RUSH CALLED IT A GIFT TO THE WORLD AND LIKE ANY
GIFT YOU DONT AKS HOW MUCH IT COSTS CAUSE ITS RUED
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 2:01 pm |


"Forty Zulu virgins leapt, giggling and stark naked, over the blazing
log fire


SEE??? ITS NOT MEDEVAL TO HAVE TAIL BY FIRE AND FEETS OF STRENGHT WE
NEED SOME OF THSI HERE IN AMERICA TO STIFFEN OUR BOYS UP
Merkin Patriot | 07.21.06 - 2:06 pm |

Thursday, July 20, 2006

 

Rainbows

I HERD THAT BRANEY FRANK IS GAY SO WHAT HE SAYS DONT COUNT NO OFFENSE
TO GAY PEOPLE JUST THAT I DONT TRUTS YOU GUYS EVER SINCE THAT DAY AT
THE RECORD STORE THATS THE LASTS TIME I GO UP TO SOME GUYS APRATMENT TO
LISTEN TO JULY GARDIN - RAINBOW MY REAR END
Merkin Patriot | 07.20.06 - 11:11 am |

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

 

Potty mouths of treason

LIBERASL ARE UPSET THAT THERE BEING CALLED ON THERE POTTY MOUTHS OF
TREASON AND THERE LACK OF A FUNNY BONE LIKE ANN COLUTERS GOT
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 10:48 am |


EVREY TIME MISS ANN COLUTER WHIPS OUT ANOTHER JOKE YOU GO NUTS
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 10:52 am |


BUSH DID NOT CURSE!!!!! HE SAID THAT SIRYA SHOULD TELL THE HEBZILLA TO
CUT OUT THE SHEITES!!!! ALSO WHERES THE OUTRAGE THAT THE LIBERAL MEDEA
IS CALLING THEM HEBZILLAS A BUNCH OF "GORILLAS" THERE NOT GORILLAS
THERE TERRORIST BUNCH OF IRANIAN ARABS - BESIDES I THOUGHT YOU COMMIES
WERE AGAINST RACEST LANGUAGE
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 11:10 am |


HEY SHAW SEEMS TO ME YOU JUST DONT APPRECEATE ANN COLTUERS FUNNY BONE
ILL BET YOU ITS BIGGER THAN ANYONE ELSES HERE
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 11:16 am |


WOW PAM YOUR A FRICKIN GENUS - I MEAN THAT WHOLEHARDEDLY
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 11:20 am |


THE PROLBEM IS THAT COMMIE LIBERAL BLOGGERS UNLIKE THOUGHTFULL
CONSERVATIVES LIKE SAY ISNTAPUNDIT HAVE TO RESORT TO FOWL LANGUAGE TO
DESCRIBE THOSE OF US WHO SUPPORT THE WAR BUT DONT ACTUALLY GO THERE AS
IF THERE WERENT A BATTLE GOING ON AT HOME

WHEN KEDENNY SAID THAT HE WAS PASSING A TORTCH TO THE NEW GENERATION
LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT THE TORTCH WOULD TAKE THE FORM OF A JOYSTICK OR
A MOUSE PAD AND THAT WE WOULD FLAME FOR FREEDOM - BUT THEN AGAIN THEY
DIDNT HAVE THE INTERNEST IN 1492
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 11:29 am |


PARTISANSHIP IS BAD BECAUSE SOMEBODY SAID IT FIRST SEE IF YOU SAY
SOMETHING BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SAYSS IT THEN YOU GOT FIRST DIBBS ON IT -
THATS JUST PLAIN LOGGIC TO EVERYONE BUT LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 11:38 am |


(Angela Merkel’s “backrub” from Bush)
OH COME ON THIS IS PC LIBERASLIM RUN A MUCK - LOOK AT THE PICTURES FOR
CHRISSAKES HER WHOLE BODY SAYS NO BUT HER EYES PROBABLY WOULD SAY YES
IF SHE DIDNT SQUEASE THEM SHUT
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 12:58 pm |


IF ANYTHING BUSH WAS TOO OPEN TO EUROWEENIE SENSABILITIES - HE SHOULD
OF TAKEN A PAGE FROM FORMER RESDKIN JOHN FRIGGINS BOOK AND TOLD HER TO
LOOSEN UP ANGIE BABY WHAT A SOUR KRAUT
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 1:03 pm |


MERKIL SHOULD OF TAKEN BUSHS AFFECTION WITH A PINCH ASALT
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 1:04 pm |


Tony Snow is on TV now making the case for attacking Damascus

AFTER DEFEATING SODAMN INSANE HA HA HA GET IT SO DAMN HA HA WE SHOULD
FOCUS ON DAMN ASS KISS HA HA HA AND RECOVER THE LOST WMD IN THE BAKKA
VALLEY AND FINALLY PROOVE TO YOU LIBERASL THAT SADDAM SEE I KNOW HOW TO
SPEL LIT HUSSANE HAD AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER IN THE DISTANTS PAST
WEAPONS. OF. MASS. DES. TRUCTION.
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 1:13 pm |


LAUGH IF YOU WILL BUT HOLY CRAP CANT YOU SEE???? ITS THE ISLAMMOFACIST
PLAN FOR MAZATLAN - THERE ALL CONNECTED

YOU MOCKED THE PREISDENT WHEN HE SUGGETSED THAT THERE WAS AN AXIS OF
EVIL BUT HEY GUESS WHAT HE WAS RIGHT TURNS OUT THERES AN AXIS OF DAMN
NEAR EVERYTHING AND ITS NOT A CONCIDENSE THAT BAD STUFF IS HAPPENING
ALL AT ONCE - ITS PART OF A GREATER PLAN EITHER THAT OR YOU HAVE TO
BELIVE THAT ALL THIS BAD STUFF IS HAPPENING BECAUSE OUR GOVERMENTS LIKE
SOME KIND A CROSS EYED CHINESE ACORBAT WHO KEEPS TRIPPING OVER TEH
WOBBLING PLATES ON A STICK OBAMAS RAZOR TELLS YOU IT HAS TO BE THE
FORMER
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 2:11 pm |

SORRY WRONG THREAD
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 2:12 pm |


What, you don't like Salma Hayek, Merkin?

SALMA HAYEK IS A BEAUTIFULL WOMAN NO DOUBT ABOUT IT BUT FOCUSSING ON
THAT WOULD BE PRE-911 THIKNING FOR ALL WE KNOW SHE COULD BE THE MAHATMA
HARRY OF OUR AGE SO AKS YOURSELF IS IT SALMA HAYEK OR OSAMA HIJACK -
YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU TO DEICIDE
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 2:16 pm |


WHY DO LIBERASL STICK THERE TOUNGES OUT AT SNOWFLAKE BABIES???
Merkin Patriot | 07.19.06 - 2:33 pm |

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

 

Merkin disses Commie degrees!

HOLY COW ITS HOT AS HELL HERE IN THE HERATLAND WHATS THE TEMPURATURE IN
YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS??? AND DONT GIVE ME THAT IN DEGREES C AS IN
COMMIE - ITS FRIEDHEIT FOR ME OR NOTHING HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT
FIREDHIET IS KRAUT FOR FREEDOM????? THE WORLD NEEDS MORE FREEDOM TO
HELL WITH ALGORE AND HIS HOCKEY STICK
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 10:54 am |


WASNT CATOE THE GUY WHO HUNG OUT WITH A GREEN LANTERN LOOKING FOR AN
HONEST GUY IN ROME???? OR MAYBE IM CONFUSING HIM FOR A GREECSE PERSON
WHO WAS LIVING IN THE BEFORE BABY JESUS ERRA
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 11:01 am |


DAIGONES WAS A GREEK???? I THOUGH HE WAS ITALLIAN BUT IF YOU SAY HE HID
FROM ALEXANDER IN A WASHTUB THEN I BELIVE YOU BECAUSE I SAW THE OLIVRE
STONE MOVIE ABOUT HIM AND IT WAS MORE LIKE ALEXANDRE TEH GAY I JUST
HEARD THIS BRAND NEW JOKE - WHY DID THE GREEK GUY REFUSE TO LEAVE THE
FRONT????? BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO LEAVE HIS BUDDIES WITH A CROWBAR HA
HA ACTUALY I DONT GET IT
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 11:17 am |


BEING AGAINST BACKDATING IS PRE-911 THINKING PEOPLE - WE NEED TO
SIMULATE THE ECOMONY OR ELSE WE CANT PAY FOR THIS WAR
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 11:23 am |


IF LIBERMAN LOOSES THE LEFT WING TAKEOVER OF NEW ENGLAND WILL BE
COMPLEAT - MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE THE NAME OF WHERE HE COMES FROM TO
COMMIE-ETICUTT HOME OF STALINFORD AND GRENOVITCH
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 1:38 pm |


"The Beautiful Calm of the Hysteric"
I HAVE NEVER NOTICESD ANY BEAUTIFULL CLAM ON ANY HYSTERICAL PERSON HEY
THEY JUST FAILED TO BAN GAY MARRAGE WHAT THE HELL
Merkin Patriot | 07.18.06 - 2:33 pm |

Monday, July 17, 2006

 

The Angola Saxons

THANK GOD WE HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO IS UNAFRAID TO CALL EVIL BY ITS NAME
WHEN HE SEES IT - YOU LIBERASL ARE TOO SPOOKED TO CALL A SPADE A SPADE
UNLIKE US CONSERVATIVES

WE NEED TO LET ISREAL TO DO WHAT IT DOES BEST AND GIVE THEM FREE REIGN
TO SMASH HUMAS IN THE GAZZARA STRIP AS WELL AS GO AFTER THAT RAMPAGING
HEBEZILLA UP IN LEBANON - THIS IS WAR SON, WAR!
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 12:24 pm |


as i've said many times, raise the living standards in both the West
Bank and the Gaza Strip, and you can build on from there.


EASY - GIVE THEM A TAX CUT ON CAPITAL GAINS ADD SOME FISICAL RESTRAINT
AND WALLA GOODBYE GAZZA HELLO TREASURY STRIPS
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 12:38 pm |


YOU CANT DENY THE EXISTENTS OF ISREAL I MEAN FOR CHRISSAKES ITS IN THE
NAME UNLESS YOUR SOME KIND OF BACKWORDS ARABIC
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 12:46 pm |

when the Byzantine Emperor Alexius I originally asked the west for help
he expected a few mercenries not huge bleeding armies trapsing over his
land and eating him out of house and home.


ALEXIUS THE I WAS AN IDIOT BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM SOMEONE WITH
ASPIRATES TO BE TEH RULER OF CONSTANTADOPEL - FOOL ME ONCE
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 1:01 pm |#


Are you seriously trying to compare lying about oral sex and lying the
country into war with the end result being hundreds of thousands dead.


DROP A BOMB YOU POTENTALLY KILL A THOUSAND - DROP A LOAD YOU
POTENTIALLY KILL MILLIONS - WHO KNOWS HOW MANY GOT RUBBED OUT BY SLICK
WILLY
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 1:12 pm


SIRYAN BUCKSHOT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER - GET NAILED BY ONE OF THOSE
BEABIES IN ONE OF YOUR VITTLE ORGANS AND YOUR TOAST

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BALL BEARS IT BEARS DOWN UPON THEE
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 2:04 pm |


HA HA HA YOU COMMIES DONT UNDERSTAND THE MARKEST - AJUSTABLE RATE
MORGAGES ARE EXACTLY THAT - IF YOU DONT LIKE THE RATE YOUR PAYING YA
JUST DONT PAY IT - THE SECOND AMENDAMENT SAYS SO
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 3:18 pm |


MERKIN Has a novel originalist reading of the constitution: The right
to bare ARMS!


EITHER THAT OR YOU CAN SHOOT ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR
HOUSE IN THE FACE - JUST LIKE THE BIBLE THE CONSTITUTION SAYS A MANS
HOME IS HIS CATSLE - GOD BLESS OUR FOUNDERS
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 3:26 pm |


Methinks we have a MERKIN namestealer. This stuff is just not up to
par.
LittlePig | 07.17.06 - 3:29 pm |



The chairman of Hooters has been found dead.

TOO EASY
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 3:29 pm |


I do know Devizes was built on a hill.

THAT WOULD BE SMART TO DO IN TERMS OF STRAGEDY BACK WHEN THE BARBARUS
HOREDS WHERE RAMPAGING - MAYBE IT WAS THE ANGOLA SAXONS THAT SETTLED
THERE???? IM NOT GOOD ON FORIGEN HISTORY
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 3:55 pm |


I JIST PUT DOWN ANN COLUTERS SPANKING NEW BOOK "GODDESS: THE CHURCH OF
LIBERALSIM" AND I CAN TELL YOU IT WAS A GRIPPING EXPERIENSE - NEXT TIME
I PICK IT UP MAYBE ILL TRY TO READ IT
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 4:05 pm |


Coulter is a man, man.

WHERE IS YOUR LINK FOR THIS????? I THINK THERES A MISSING LINK
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 4:09 pm |


OH MAN - I GUESS THATS IT FOR ME - NO MORE CHICLIT BOOKS
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 4:18 pm |


Can someone explain what the irony is?

IRONY REFFERS TO THE FACT THAT ISREAL COULD BE FLATTENING SIRYA BUT ITS
NOT SO THAT MEANS THAT HEBZILLA IS NOW FREE TO REEK HAVOC AND LET LOOSE
THE BOWELS OF WAR - ITS UGLY I TELL YOU
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 4:23 pm |


It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a
rich man to enter the kingdom of God.


ARE YOU SURE???? I THOUGH IT WAS THE NEEDLE BEING EASIER TO GO THROUGH
A CAMEL THAN FOR A RICH MAN TO DO THE SAME - I GUESS ITS JUST AN
OXYMORAN LIKE THE OLD STARVE A COLD FEEL A FEVER THINGY
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 4:47 pm |


HA HA HA HA THIS IS PROOF A HUNDRED THAT YOU LIBERASL CANT BE TRUSTED
WITH FORIEGN POLICY - WE WENT INTO IRAQ TO PENETRATE THE CIRCLE OF
DEATH AROUND BAGDHAD POSED BY SADDAMS WMD - WHICH ARE BEARING SINITSER
FRUITY BALLS IN SIRYA AS WE SPEAK - THEN WE WENT TO BOX IN THE
INSURGENSY IN THE SUNNI TRIANGLE AND NOW THE SUNNIES WANT US TO KEEP
THEM AWAY FROM THE SHITES AS THE SECTS FIGHT OVER THE REMAINING
FRAGMENTS AREAS OF THE COUNTRY - AS SHERWIN WILLIAMS USED TO SAY ITS
GEOMERTY MY DEAR WASTON
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:01 pm |


To kill Israelis and other kinds of wogs??

SHEETS BIRD SHEETS BIRD YOUR A RACEST!!!!!! HEY WHATS A WOG
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:12 pm |


ISREAL KNOWS WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE HEBZILLA WHY DONT YOU FRECKLESS
LIBERASL LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT CONFORTING EVIL BEFORE YOU GET
STOMPED INTO SUBMISSION LIKE A CAN OF HALLAH MEAT
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:18 pm |


Is it true that France and England got their citizens out of Lebanon
and thousands of Americans are still stranded there?


AMERCIANS DONT CUT AND RUN BABY NOT LIKE THE FROGS AND LIMEYS
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:20 pm |


I guess only American Marines are allowed to cut and run from Lebanon.

HEY THAT WAS STRAGEDY - THEY DID A FAINT IN A SURPRISE MOVE TO FAKE OUT
GRANADEA - THE NUTMEG COMMIES NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT THEM - THANK RONALD
RAGEAN NEXT TIME YOU SPRINKLE SOME OF THAT FREEDOM MEG ON YOUR LATTE AT
YOUR LOCAL STARBUCKS
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:28 pm |


HA HA HA HA CANADEAN NAVY HA HA HA HA REMINDS ME OF THE OLD JOKE WHY
DOES THE CANADEAN NAVY HAVE GLASS BOTTOM BOATS????? CAUSE THEY DONT
KNOW WHERE TO PUT THERE SPORTHOLES HA HA HA HA
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:43 pm |


As an adherent of the Church of Shakira's Ass, Lebanon is holy ground,
along with Columbia and the lady's thongs.


THATS WHY IM ALL IN FAVOR OF HEBZILLA GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE
LEBANESE GOVREMENT EVEN IF IT LEAVES THEM WITH A RUMP PARLAMENT
Merkin Patriot | 07.17.06 - 5:55 pm |

Friday, July 07, 2006

 

The Pwnership society

HA HA HA HA HOW DO YOU LIKE IT YOU DOOM AND GLOOM LIBERASL???? LOTS OF
NEW JOBS BUT NOT SO MUCH AS TO CAUSE PEOPLE TO GO CRAZY LIKE THEY DID
DURING THE CLITNON YEARS AND ITS BUBBAL ECOMONY

PRESIDENT BUSH HAS HIS STEADY HANDS ON THE THROTTLE AND HES THROTTLING
US TOWARDS THE PWNERSHIP SOCIETY
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:12 am |


DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE HOLLAND TUNNEL BEIGN TRHEATENED???? SEE IF ONLY
YOUD HAVE STOOD WITH THE DUTCH WHEN THE MUSLIMS ATTACKED THEM FOR THERE
CARTOONS AT LEAST I HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIOUS - I EAT LEGGO WAFFLES TO
SHOW MY SUPPORT EVERY GODDAMM DAY
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:17 am |


FOR CHRISSAKES YOU LIBERASL SEE RACEISM IN EVERYTHING!!!1! IF YOU HAD
ANY LOYALTY OR KNOWLIEGE OF IRISH COOKING YOUD KNOW THAT YOUR SUPPOSED
TO VOTE FOR LIBERMAN THE SAME WAY YOU EAT BOILED CABBIGE - HOLDING YOUR
NOSE AS YOU DO IT
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 9:55 am |


YOU LIBERASL ARE SO BLIND TO PERIL AND YOU WONDER WHY THE COUNTRY
DOSENT TRUST YOU ON NATIONAL SCRUITY - WE CONSERVATIVES NOT ONLY SEE
THE PERIL BUT KNOW IN OUR HARD OF HEARTS THAT PERIL COMES IN A VAREITY
OF COLORS BEYOND YELLOE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 10:15 am |


SORRY THAT WAS A TYPOE - I MEANT TO SAY YELLOW
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 10:15 am |


YOU CANT BLAME CONDOLEASEA FOR NOT KNOWING ABOUT CRASHING PLANES INTO
BUILDINGS - HER EXPERTESE IS IN GREMLINOLOGY AND SPEAKING RUSSAIN - IF
OSADAMA HAD BEEN A RUSSKIE SHED OF UNDERSTOOD THAT HE WAS DETERMINED TO
ATTACK THE US
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 12:57 pm |


LAURAL BUSH IS A FINE FIRST LADDY AND ID BE PROUD TO HAVE HER UNDER THE
NEXT PRESIDENT IF IT WERENT FOR THE TERM LIMITS IMPOSED BY THE
CONSTITUTION AND THAT SACRED CONTRACT OF MARRAGE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:09 pm |


IM ALL FOR SCIANCE UNLESS IT CONFLICTS WITH THE BIBLE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:12 pm |


IF CABRON DIOXIDE IS A POLLUTANT THEN WERE ALL GUILTY OF POLLUTING
ESPECIALLY IF YOU EAT MEXICAN FOOD
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:20 pm |


Divorce will do that.
IVE HEARD MARRAGE IS NO SMORGYSBOARD OF SEX NEITHER
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:45 pm |


I THINK BURLESCONI IS GETTING HOSED BY THE ITALIAN MEDEA AND THERE
ANTI-AMERICAN BIASS - HES A MAN OF STRONG FAITH OR AS THE ITALLIANS SAY
A "HOMO DI FETTE STRONZO" AND NOW HES PAYING THE PRICE FOR STANDING BY
BUSH

I WAS GOING TO SUPPORT ITALLY AGAINST THE FROGS IN THE WORLD SERIES OF
SOCCER BUT NOW IM JUST GOING TO BOYCOTT THE WHOLE THING - GET A REAL
SPORT YOU EUROEWEENEIS
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 1:56 pm |


Both Beijing and the American midwest (Oglalla aquifer) are using
unsustainable quantities of water...


DAMN THATS ONE HELL OF A DEEP WELL - HOW DOES THE WATER HALFWAY DOWN
DECIDE WHERE TO FLOW???? GODS MYSTERIES ABOUND
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:08 pm


MICHELLE MALAKIN IS SUPER SEXY AND SMART LIKE A GRECIAN GODDICE
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:11 pm |


(Clay Aiken)

I STILL CANT BELIVE CLAY IS GAY - HE SEEMS SOW HOLESOME
Merkin Patriot | 07.07.06 - 2:17 pm

Thursday, July 06, 2006

 

Hippso Fatso

IS THAT POLL ON MNSBC???? PUT ME DOWN IN FAVOR OF A PREVENTIVE STIRKE
AGAINST KOREA BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND THEY LUNCH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE
INSCREWTABLE ASIAN MISSLES AT US - IF WED OF HAD A ROBUTS MISSLE
DEFENSE WE COULD OF WITHSTOOD A DONG OR TWO BUT NO YOU LIBERASL HAD TO
TIE THE HANDS OF OUR DEFENSE CONTRACTORS
Merkin Patriot | 07.06.06 - 11:58 am |


HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL WANT TO SCALP JOE BIDEN FOR NOT BEING
POLTICALLY CORRECT - EVERYONE KNOWS THAT INDIANS WORK AT CASINOES LIKE
FOXWOODS AND PORTORICAN SUN

NO WANDER THE COUNTRY DOSENT TRUSTS YOU WITH NATIONAL SCRUITY
Merkin Patriot | 07.06.06 - 4:46 pm |


if I follow you, ... if Democrats prefer to avoid ethnic and racial
stereotyping, it follows that Democrats can't be "trusted with national
security.",


EXACTLY AND IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING - ITS LIKE IF HILLARY CLITNON WERE A
MAN SHED BE EDMUND HILLARY - HIPPSO FATSO Q.E.D.
Merkin Patriot | 07.06.06 - 4:59 pm |


Perhaps a lot of what you think should "go without saying."

YEAH THANKS BUT SOMETIMES ITS A CURSE BEIGN RIGHT ALL THE TIME - ITS
LIKE HOLDING THE KEY TO PASSANDRAS BOX ONLY TO FIND OUT HER LOCKS BEEN
PICKED BEFORE - SEE WHAT IM SAYING?
Merkin Patriot | 07.06.06 - 5:15 pm |


IIRC an Irish American President kept us from a nuclear war.

THANK GOD FOR RONALD RAGEAN OR AS I CALL HIM RONALDUS MAXIMUS PRIMUS
IMPERATOR AMERICAE PER HICS A JOLLI GOOD FELLATOR
Merkin Patriot | 07.06.06 - 5:21

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

 

Where's your sense of desensy?

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LIBERASL???? YOU HAD YOUR WITHCHUNT AGAINST A
CULPORATE CEO WHO WENT FROM HAVING MILLIONS IN ENRON STOCK TO
PRACTICALY NOTHING AS HE CASHED OUT AND NOW YOUVE HOUNDED THE POOR MAN
INTO DYING A NATURAL DEATH PROBABLY IN HIS SLEEP

AS JACK WELCH SAID - WHERES YOUR SENSE OF DESENSY????
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 10:28 am |


Jack Welch said that?

I GUESS YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE MCARTNEY HEARINGS WHEN THE RED SCARE WAS
ALL TOO REAL - ID RATHER IMAGINE THERES NO LENIN
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 10:42 am |


IMAGINE THERES NO LENIN / ITS EASY IF YOU TRY / NO POOR PEOPLE TO
NOTICE / MY PROFITS RUNNING HIGH

IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE / WORKING FOR THE MAN / YOU MAY SAY THAT IM A
SCHEMER / BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE/ I HOPE SOME DAY YOU WILL JOIN US /
AND THE WORLD WILL BE FOR SOME
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 10:47 am |


HEY CHICAGO DIRTYWORD YOU SHOULD BE MORE RESPETCFUL WHEN REFERING TO
LADDY MARGARET THATCHER - SHE WAS A GREAT LEADER WITH CHURNCHILLIAN
QUAILITIES WHO DIDNT GET THE WOBBLIES WHEN CONFRONTING THE TWIN EVILS
OF LABOR UNIONS AND ARGENTINEANS
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:03 pm |


hey merkin, come over here. i've got something i want to show you...i
promise, i won't take you with the big one this first time.


THAT REMINDS ME - WHY ARENT YOU LIBERASL MORE SCARED OF THE TAEBO DONG
MISSLE??? THOSE LONG DONG MISSLES CAN HIT CALIFORNIA
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:24 pm


THE ALUETIANS ARE STILL AMERICA DAMMIT - YOU CANT LET THEM PENETRATE
OUR DEFENSIVES AND OUR TERRITORAL INTEGRITTY
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:30 pm |


occupying a country is much harder than invading it.

WHO YOU CALLING AN OCCUPYER????? WE DIDNT OCCUPY OR INVADE NOBODY - WE
WENT INTO IRAQ TO ANSWER FREEDOMS CALL - TOO BAD YOUR NOT AMERICAN YOUD
KNOW WHAT FREEDOMS CALL SOUNDS LIKE NO WONDER YOU DIDNT HEAR NOTHING
ITS LIKE BLOWING A DOGS WHITSLE WHEN YOUR SURROUNDED BY CATS ALTHOUGH
IM NOT SURE IF THE CATS ARE DEAF OR JUST INDIFFERENTS
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:35 pm |


After centuries of trying to keep the sea out of East Anglia, the
British Government yesterday let it back in


IF THATS NOT CUT AND RUN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS - WHERES WINTSON CHURCHILL
WHEN YOU NEED HIM???? HE WOULD OF FOUGHT THEM AT THE BEACHES HE WOULD
OF NEVER SURRENDRED
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:41 pm |


Because then he or she'd be tarred & feathered come election time as
"soft on crime," "soft on drug", "soft, soft, soft..."


HA HA HA HA THATS WHY YOU LIBERASL KEEP LOOSING YOUR ELECTIONS - YOUR
SOFT ON DRUGS WHILE CONSERVATIVES LIKE RUSH AND MYSELF ARE IN FAVOR OF
HARD ON DRUGS STRATEGY
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:53 pm |


THE CHOICE BOILS DOWN TO THIS - WHO DO YOU TRUST TO BE HARD ON THE
KORANS THE NEXT TIME THEY WHIP OUT ONE OF THOSE LONG RANGE TAEBO DONG
MISSLES????? THINK ABOUT THAT ONE
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 12:57 pm |


LEAVE LIBERMAN ALONE - HES NOT ONLY THE MOS TREASONABLE LIBERAL I KNOW
HES THE CONSCIOUS OF THE SENATE - WE NEED A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO THROW

HIS PARTY UNDER THE BUS FOR OUR PRESIDENT TO REPREHENT THE PEOPLE OF
THE STATE OF CONNETICUT
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 1:17 pm |


AT LEAST LIBERMAN IS WILLING TO STAND WITH OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF AS HE
DEALS WITH THE MENNACE POSED BY NORTH KOREA AND ITS "ME KILL YOU LONG
RANGE" PLANS TO DESTROY THE WETS COAST OF THE USA AND HAND IT OVER TO
MEXICO

GOOGEL THE WORD "MAZATLAN" IF YOU DONT BELIVE ME
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 1:22 pm |


MOCK ALL YOU WANT BUT THE PLAN FOR MAZATLAN IS A REALTY - CHECK OUT THE
WEBSITES THERE ALREADY SELLING VACATION CONDOES AND TOUR PACKAGES FOR
PEOPLE WHO WANT TO VISIT "MEXICO" - IT SEEMS WEVE LOST OUR SOLVENCY
ALREADY - THANKS A LOT LIBERASL
Merkin Patriot | 07.05.06 - 1:34 pm |

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