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YOU SEE LIBERASL???? YOU FINALLY SEE???? THIS IS WHY IM AGAINTS GUN
CONTROL - IF SOMEBODY IN THAT GARRAGE WOULD OF HAD A GUN HE COULD OF
SHOT THE GUY WHO WAS SHOOTING
Merkin Patriot | 05.26.06 - 11:02 am |


IF IT WAS A BACKFIRE I BLAME THE TREE HUGGERS BECAUSE IN THE 70S THEY
WANTED MORE MILAGE AND THAT NOT ONLY GAVE US THE HORROR OF JIMMY CARTER
BUT GAS SIPPING ENGINSE THAT RUN TOO LEAN - IF YOUR RACEO OF FULE TO
AIR IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH IT CAN BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE - OKAY NOT LITERALLY
BECAUSE YOUD HAVE TO HAVE YOUR FACE IN THE TAILPIPE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
IM SAYING BUT THEN AGAIN KEEPING YOUR FACE OUT OF THE REAR ENDS IS GOOD
ADVISE ANYWAY
Merkin Patriot | 05.26.06 - 11:13 am |


I ENDORSE JOEW LIBERMAN TO BE TEH NEXT CONNETICUT SENATOR BECAUSE HES
NOT PARTESAN AS SHOWN BY HIS COMPLETE SUPPORT FOR OUR PRESIDENT -
BESIDES WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LAMONT - SOUNDS LIKE AFFIRMITIVE ACTION
RUN AMOCK TO ME - THEY COULDNT FIND A WHITE GUY IN CONNETICUT????
THERES PLENTY OF THEM IN WETSPORT
Merkin Patriot | 05.26.06 - 11:50 am |


"LaMont" is french.

CHRIST ITS WORST THAN I THOUGHT - HAITIANS IN CONNETICUT THIS IS WHY WE
NEED TO STAMP OUT ILLEGAL IMMEGRATION BEFORE WE END UP WORSHIPPING
PAGEAN GODS LIKE THE WICKER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE BURRIED IN ARLINTGON
FOR CHRISSAKES DIDNT WE DEFEAT THEM DURING THE RATTAN DEATH MARCH???
LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 05.26.06 - 11:56 am |


I think you're onto something, Merkin. You know the Queen of Canada is
a black, french-speaking Haitian.
THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE WHITE BABIES - ITS ABOUT FAIRNESS
Merkin Patriot | 05.26.06 - 12:00 pm |

AS USUAL ATROSIO GETS HIS FACTS WRONG BECAUSE HES A LIBERAL AND
LIBERASL DONT UNDERSTAND THAT FACTS ARE THERE TO BUTTERESS THE RIGHT
POINT OF VIEW

CALIFORNIA LOST ITS ELECTRCITY BECAUSE THE TREE HUGGERS WOULDNT LET
PEOPLE BUILD GENERATERS BECAUSE ALEGGEDLY CALIFONRIA HAS A PROBLEM WITH
DIRTY AIR - AS IF AIR COULD GET DIRTY LIKE WATER OR PEOPLE - SO THEY
HAD TO SELL THE ELECTRICY TO OTHER STATES THAT WERE LESS SOCIALIT - IT
WASNT UNTIL GRAY DAVIDS AGREED TO CAPITULATE I MEAN DUH ITS CALLED
CAPITULISM ISNT IT YOU COMMIE LOOSERS THAT THE POWER IN SCARAMENTO WAS
RESTORED
Merkin Patriot | 05.25.06 - 1:47 pm |


("Get a dictionary, asshole")

GET A DICTIONARY????? HA HA HA HA DICTOINARYS ARE FOR PEOPLE TOO AFRAID
TO USE THERE OWN THAUGHTS AND WORDS - IM STRICT CONSTRUCTIONAL
ORGINALIST TYPING IN RAEL TIME HERE SO YOU DONT FOOL ME "SCALIA" YEAH
RIGHT YOUR A COMMIE I BET OR EVEN WORST - A DUMMYCRAT - LONG LIVE
RONALD RAGEAN HA HA HA TRUTH HURTS
Merkin Patriot | 05.25.06 - 2:05 pm |


I DONT GET THIS NET NUTTERALLY THING - IF THE NET GETS NUTTERED WHAT
WILL HAPPEN TO MANLY DEBAIT AMONGS MEN ON THE INTERNETS WHAT ABOUT
TETSICULAR FORTITUDE???? THERE TOO MANY FRAIDY CATS ON THE INTERNETS
ALREADY WHO DONT WANT TO ATTACK IRAN BEFORE IT BLASTS US ALL TO KINDOM
COME - ARENT YOU AFRAID OF IRAN??? YOU SHOULD BE - ITS WAY BIGGER THAN
GRENADEA AND NOT AS LAID BACK
Merkin Patriot | 05.25.06 - 1:55 pm |



Bush reaches new low in Hotline/Diageo poll

WHO CARES WHAT THE ITALIAN STALIANS THINK????? EVER SINCE THAT
BURLESCONI GOT STRIPPED OF HIS TITTLE THEYVE BECOME IRRLEVANT

IM WITH JOHN BLOTON AMERICA SHOULD INGORE THE WORLD
Merkin Patriot | 05.25.06 - 3:09 pm |

LEAVE LOUD OBBS ALONE - HES STANDING ON GUARD WATCHING THE BRODER AND
DEFENDING AMERICA FROM THE INVADING HOREDS SO THAT THEY DONT COMPETE
UNFARELY WITH OUR DOMESTIC HOREDS EVEN PUDNITS NEEDS TO WATCH THERE
BACKS THESE DAYS
Merkin Patriot | 05.24.06 - 10:54 am |



I HERD THAT GONZALEZES GRANDPARENTS CAME IN FROM MEXCIO THE OLD
FASHIONED WAY - THEY PASSED THE OLD EL PASSO

IF THATS TRUE THEY SHOULD FIRE THE ATTORNEY GENERALISSIMO EVEN IF HE IS
A MEXICAN AND NOT A MEXICANT WHEN IT COMES TO HURTING PEOPLE WHO MAY OR
MAY NOT BE THE ENEMY - ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE TACO BELL TOLLS SPEEDY IT
TOLLS FOR THEE - NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND THANKS FOR YOUR
SEVICE
Merkin Patriot | 05.24.06 - 11:03 am |

(on the photo of Lieberman“kissing” Bush)

FIRST HE RETURNS US TO THE BRITISH CROWN BY MAKING US ALL SPEAK ENGLISH
AND NOW THIS! HE EMBRACES THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA! I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS
LIBERAL IN WOLVE'S CLOTHING!
Merkin Patriot | 05.20.06 - 7:54 am |


THAT'S RIGHT! THEM COMMIES ARE SMART. THEY DON'T HAVE ILLEGAL
IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO GO THERE. THEY ONLY HAVE
TO SHOOT THE ONES TRYING TO LEAVE.
Merkin Patriot | 05.20.06 - 7:59 am |

200 YEARS AFTER THE REVOLUTION WE ARE STILL SPEAKING ENGLISH? I'M
APALLED AT THE WAY OUR CONGRESS COWHERDS TO OUR ENEMIES.
Merkin Patriot | 05.19.06 - 2:12 pm |

IS ANYBODY GOING TO WATCH THE PRESIDENT TONGIHT??? DEAR GOD GIVE HIM
STRENGHT AS HE FACES DOWN THIS NEW THREAT TO AMERICA FIRST IT WAS AL
QUEDA NOW ITS AL QUESADILLA DEAR LORD LIFT YOUR VAIL OF DESTRUCTION AND
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS INTO AMERICA
BUT NOT BEFORE WE CUFF THEM AND SHIP THEM HOME - LEAD US NOT INTO
TEMPTATION BUT DELIVER US FROM LIBERTY AMEN
Merkin Patriot | 05.15.06 - 5:51 pm |



HEY WHEN IS THE PRESIDENTS SPEECH DID I MISS IT??? DEAR GOD GIVE HIM
STRENGHT AS HE FACES DOWN THIS NEW THREAT TO AMERICA FIRST IT WAS AL
QUEDA NOW ITS AL QUESADILLA DEAR LORD LIFT YOUR VIEL OF DESTRUCTION AND
FORGIVE US AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS INTO AMERICA BUT NOT BEFORE
WE CUFF THEM AND SHIP THEM HOME - LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION BUT
DELIVER US FROM LIBERTY AMEN
Merkin Patriot | 05.15.06 - 10:19 pm |


COURTS ARE A HINDERANCE TO JUSTICES BEING SERVED LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED
TO MOOSEAWAY - THEY SHOULD OF KILLED HIM FOR SOMETHING AT LEAST - THE
OTHER DAY I WAS READING POWERLEIN AND I THINK THE GUY WHO USES THE
AVATARD OF A FLYING COCK SAID IF YOU PUT EVERBODY IN JAIL THAT HEARD
SOMETHING THEY SHOULDNT OF THE JAILS WOULD BE FULL OF PEOPLE LIKE
MOOSEAWAY AKA AL-SQITS UFRENIK OH WAIT THAT WAS MY BROTHER THAT SAID
THAT - SAME THING
Merkin Patriot | 05.15.06 - 10:31 pm




LAUGH IF YOU WANT THOSE MEIXCANS ARE A THREAT A MORTAL MORTAL THREAT
THERE COMING TO TAKE THE SOUTHWETS AND THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL ITS
CALLED THE "REY CON QUISTE" WHICH I AKSED MY PORTROICAN FRIEND WHAT
THAT MENT AND HE SAYS "KING WITH A CIST" MUST BE ONE A THOSE ASSTICK
BLOOD SLURPIGN PAGAN THINGS

ATUALLY I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY THAT BUT IT SOUNDS SCAREY
Merkin Patriot | 05.15.06 - 10:45 pm |

Chimpy flunked sandbox when he was in kindergarten.

PROOVE IT TERRY C AS IN CATSING ASPERSIANS ILL BET HE DID BETTER IN
SANDBOX THAN YOUR HEROE JOHN F'ING HEINEZE KERRY THE III
Merkin Patriot | 05.11.06 - 1:12 pm |



among CNN's other top stories:
Has Ashlee Simpson had a nosejob?

HOLY CRAP ASHELE - GOD DIDNT MAKE NOSES FOR THAT!!!!

THIS IS WHAT LIBERASLIM RESULTS IN - DEFINING DEVIANSY DOWN FIRST IT
WAS THE RETCUM NOW ITS THE SEPTUM EITHER WAY WERE LIVING IN TIMES OF
ABOMBANATION AND I FEAR GODS JUGDEMENT
Merkin Patriot | 05.11.06 - 1:19 pm |

Psychiatrist to be UK's oldest mother at 63

THAT KID BETTER NOT GO INTO ANY AMUSEMANT PARKS WHEN HE GROWS UP
BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME HE TAKES A BOAT RIDE THROUGH A DARK TUNNEL WITH
COBWEBS HELL HAVE A FLASHBACK AND START SHOOTING PEOPLE HEY IT HAPPENS
- TUNNEL OF LOVE? MORE LIKE TUNNEL OF DEATH
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:28 pm |


YEAH IM SURE CANCER IS SCAREY BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOUR WIFE WANTS YOU
TO FULFILL HER DUTILY AND YOU CANT DO IT NOT THAT THIS SORT OF THING
EVER HAPPENED TO ME KNOCK ON WOOD

WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN VIGARA AND BREASTS THEY SHOULD GO
HAND IN HAND OR MANO A MANO AS THEY SAY IN THE SOUTHWETS - WILL THE
LAST AMERICAN PLEASE BRING THE FLAG BACK
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:49 pm |


PONEYS DONT GET BREATS CANCER AND THEY SURE AS HELL DONT NEED VIGARA I
SAW A PONEY ONCE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY NEXT DOOR AND I THOUGH IT HAD FIVE
LEGS AT FIRST BUT THEN AGAIN I WASNT STAREING
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:57 pm |



HEY LEAVE MAYOR MELTDOWN ALONE HE JUST NEEDS A HUG AINT YOU NEVER
NEEDED A HUG???? ARE WE NOT HUMAN???? IF YOU PRICK US DONT WE SAY PUT
IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS??? YOU LIBERALS ARE SO COLD BECAUSE OF YOUR PC
STUFF I HAD TO STOP HUGGING MY COLLIES FROM BEHIND AT MY LAST JOB
ESPECIALLY AFTER THE RETRAINING ORDER
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:39 pm |


SORRY I MEANT TO TYPE "COLLIGES" NOT "COLLIES" - MY MISTAKE
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 12:40 pm |



IF I WERE YOU ID SELL THE ERUOE SHORT BECAUSE EUROPE IS A DYING CONTENT
COUGH COUGH SEE ITS DYING HELL ITS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT THE SICK MAN OF
EUROPE IS EUROPE AND HOW OFTEN DOESE THAT SORT OF THING HAPPEN WHERE A
METAFORE IS THE WHOLE FRIGGIN THING

OUR BLOVED DOLLAR IS JUST RESTING SHE AINT DEAD YET - STAY WAY FROM THE
LIGHT OH BLESSED BUCK!!! ITS NOT YOUR TIME YET SO JUST IGNORE THE
DOUTERS OH GOD GIVEN PARCHMENT OF PATRIMONEY
Merkin Patriot | 05.04.06 - 3:48 pm |

NELSON "OFF HIS" ROCKERFELLER WAS A LIBERAL REPUBLICAN FROM TEH BAD OLD
DAYS BEFORE WE SET UP OUR BIG TENT FOR THE REAL DIXIECHIKS AND THE
MORAL MAJORITY BUT EVEN WITHT HAT AGANST HIM HE WASA MAN WHO WAS ON TOP
OF THINGS AND COULD OF NAILED A SECRETARYS POSITION BUT HE DROPPED DEAD
BEFORE IT CAME TOP ASS
Merkin Patriot | 05.03.06 - 3:43 pm |


OMG THIS JURRY VERDICT IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! MOOSEAWY SHOULD HAVE BEEN
EXECUTED FOR SOMETHING - HOW CAN THEY DIENY US A CHANCE FOR JUSTICE
WHEN HES THE ONLY GUY WEVE CAUGHT WHO HAD ANOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH
91/1

HES EITHER STUPID OR CRAZY AND I DONT CARE THAT HE DIDNT MAKE THE FINAL
CUT - HELL EXECUTE HIM FOR INCOMPETENTS AT LEAST
Merkin Patriot | 05.03.06 - 5:07 pm |


WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING A JURRY IF THEY DONT GIVE THE VERDICT
EVERYBODY WANTS THEM TO GIVE - FOR THAT GO BACK TO MOB RULE
Merkin Patriot | 05.03.06 - 5:19 pm |

HA HA HA DID YOU SEE THE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER??? OH MAN THAT WAS FUNNY
AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT STEVIE CLOBERT THE MEDEA THEY HATED HIM IM
TALKING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND THAT GUY PRETENDING NOT BE A GODDAM
GENUS STANDING NEXT TO HIM HA HA HA HA BUSH IS NOT ALWYAS SMART THATS
FUNNY ITS LIKE WEHN EISENSTEIN USED TO PUT FART JOKES IN HIS SCIENTIFIC
PAPERS TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS READING THEM LIEK WHEN HE SAID IF YOU
FARTED AT TEH SPEED OF LIGTH YOUD HAVE SUNSHINE COMING OUT YOUR BEHIND
THAT YOUD SMELL BEFORE THE PIG IN THAT BRATWORTS YOU ATE WAS EVEN BORN
I THINK THATS HOW WE GOT WORMHOLES BECAUSE IF YOU RIPP THE SPACE TIME
CONTINUMA ITS SOUNDS LIKE GOD FARTED OR MAYBE THATS THE BIG BANG IM NOT
TOO GOOD ON SCIENTIFFIC "THEROY"
Merkin Patriot | 05.01.06 - 11:02 pm |



HEY DONT LAUGH IRAN IS A THREAT TO THIS COUNTRY THERE UNDER THE IRON
BOOT OF THERE MANACAL LEADER PRESIDENT AHMADEAJIHAD HE WILL STOP AT
NOTHING UNTIL WERE ALL PRAYING TO ALLHA I HEARD HE WANTS TO CHANGE THE
NAME OF OUR COUNTRY TO AMECCA AND CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTEHM TO SOME
ARAB SONG THAT STARTS

OH HUSSEIN CAN YOU SEE / ALL THE WHORES WE DID SMITE / THE SURVIVORS WE
VIELED / AND THE TWILITES QUITE CREAMY

I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND THAT LAST LINE OF THE ORGINAL
Merkin Patriot | 05.01.06 - 11:54 pm |