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TAHT IS A DISGUSTING AND VIAL ATTACK UPON THE FIRST LADDY AND ITS A SIGN OF HOW THE LIBERASL ARE PANICKING AFTER THE MIERS CRACKDOWN NOT CRACKUP AS RUSH POINTED OUT HES A FRIGGIN GENUS EXCUSE MY FRENCH AND I TRUST HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT WHETHER A CRACK IS OF THE UPPER OR DOWNER VARIETY
Merkin Patriot | 10.28.05 - 10:18 am | #

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ALL THESE LIBERAL ATTACKS ON THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADDY AND THE VICE PRESIDENT AND HIS DOG SCOOTER IS A SIGN THAT LIBERASLIM IS ON THE WAINE AND IS IN FACT IN ITS LAST THROWS SO I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A BUNCH OF TOSSERS HA HA HA GET IT TOSSERS I GUESS YOU DONT GET IT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SEE DON CHEETAH DO HIS BLACK IRISH ACCENT IN OCEANS ELEVEN THIS MONTH ON PAPER VIEW YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE YOU SAD LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 10.28.05 - 10:35 am | #

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YEAH THAT COVER OF LAURAL BUSH IS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGHT - NOT!!!!!

THE LIBERAL MEDIEA CAN MAKE ALL SORTS OF JOKES ABOUT LUARA HAVING BLOODY STOOL AS IF BEING A REPUBLICAN OR BEING A BLOODY TOOL IS SOMEHOW WORTH MOCKING IT JUST SHOWS BIASS
Merkin Patriot | 10.28.05 - 10:44 am | #

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IM DISTURBED TO FIND OUT THAT FITZPATRICK IS POSTING DOUCMENTS ON HIS WEBSITE AT NOON - CHILDREN MIGHT BE ABLE TO ASSESS IT AND THATS DANGERROUS TO THERE YOUNG MINDS IF NOT PREPARED RIGHT

I REMEMBER READING THE STARR REPORT AND HOW MOVING IT WAS TO ME AT THE TIME - IT STIFFENED MY RESOLVE TO CHOKE LIBERASLIM WHEREVER IT REARED ITS UGLY HEAD
Merkin Patriot | 10.28.05 - 10:01 am | #

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I FULLY EXPECT FITZGERALD TO ANOUNNCE THAT HE HAS NOTHING ON ROVE AND THAT THE ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION IS EXXONERATED
Merkin Patriot | 10.28.05 - 9:35 am | #

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Do you agree with Condoleezza Rice's assertion that the word of the United States is 'as good as gold'?

I TAKE SECOND TO NO ONE IN NOTICING HOW ARTICULATED CONDOLEASEA RICE IS BUT WHAT SHE SAID IS STUPID

EVERYONE KNOWS WE GOT OFF THE GOLD STANDERD BACK IN THE 70S AND A BIG MISTAKE IT WAS BECAUSE NOW WE GOT A FIAT CURRENSY WHEN IT COULD OF BEEN A MISERATI BUT GIVE IT TIME I GUESS
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 1:27 pm | #

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I (heart) Merkin.

According to Merkinworld.com:

The History of The Merkin

A pubic wig or merkin as it was earlier known made its debut in 1450. It was used as a device to cover syphilitic pustules and gonorrheal warts in the genital area.
Smitty Werbenmanjensen | Email | Homepage | 10.27.05 - 1:29 pm | #

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THATS DISGUSTING SMUTTY YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT MY HANDEL IS SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THE WORD AMERICAN ITS A RATORICAL DEVISE CALLED ONANOMOTOPEIA GO LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 1:32 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA IF YOUR LOOKING FOR CIGARS GO LOOK AT THE STARR REPORT AND TAHT BRINGS UP A GOOD QEUSTION - WHERE IS THE FITZPATRICK REPORT????? WHERE???? I DONT SEE ANY BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT OF THE CRIMES INVOLVED HERE SO I THINK THERES NO SMOKING GNU AT ALL SO THE ANSWER IS CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 1:40 pm | #

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time to hit the showers. have a great afternoon, all.

IS BASKETBALL PRACTISE OVER ALREADY????
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 2:06 pm | #

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ITS A SHAME THAT RAGEAN DIED SO YOUNG BECAUSE HE WOULD OF BEEN A GOOD PICK FOR SUPREME COURT JESTICE IN A SIMILAR VAIN TO HOW EX-PRESIDENT TAFT BECAME ONE

WE COULD OF ALL BENEFITED FROM HIS QUITE AND THOUGHTFULL LEADRESHIP ON THE BENCH AND HE WOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE BROUGHT HIS PERSONAL BIASSES OR THOUGHTS INTO HIS DEBILITATIONS
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 2:21 pm | #

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JOHN MCAIN IS BIASSED AGAINST TORTURE BECAUSE HE SPENT SOME HARD TIME INSIDE THE PARIS HILTON WHILE TRATORS LIEK KERRY AND JANE FONDA WERE AT THE HANOI PEACE TALKS UNDER MINING OUR TROOPS BACK IN TEH DAYS BEFORE THE YELLOW MAGNATES

YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO HAS NO EXPERIENCE OF WAR OR SCARIFICE LIKE DICK CHENEY TO DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS DOWN AT CLUB G'ITMO
Merkin Patriot | 10.27.05 - 1:15 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA ALEC BAWLING IS WHINING ABOUT KAY BAYLEY HUFFINGTON HE NEEDS TO GET BACK TO HOLLYWEIRD HA HA HA GET IT HOLLY-WIERD
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 1:36 pm | #

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YOU CANT IMPEACH A PRESIDENT DURING A WAR OTHERWISE THE TERRORISTS WIN
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 1:38 pm | #

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IM WARING YOU LIBERASL TO NOT GO TOO FAR AND STEP BACK FROM THE PRECIPITATE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE - REMEMBER YOUR BIBLE THOSE WHO REEK WHILE THEY SOW WILL END UP SMELLING IN THE WHIRLWIND
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 1:41 pm | #

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IM OKAY WITH SHEPHARD SMITH STAYING ON THE FOX NEWTORK AS LONG AS HE AGREES TO STAY CELEBRATE

THE BIBLE SAYS HATE THE SINNER LOVE THE SIN
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 1:46 pm | #

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SORRY THAT SHOULD BE HATE THE SIN LOVE THE SINNER
I ALWAYS GET THAT ONE CONFUSED ALONG WITH THE STARVE THE COLD OR FEED THE FEEDERS OR IT IS BACKWARDS
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 1:49 pm | #

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AT LEAST JUDY MILLER SUPPORTED THE TROOPS BY PUTTING THEM IN HARMS WAY WITH HER STORIES

WHERE IS YOUR SUPPORT???? ARE ANY OF YOU COMMIES ARE GOING TO WEAR THE UNIFORM THIS HOLLOWEEN???? OR PUT A MAGNATE ON YOUR BUMPER??? IVE GOT MINE ALREADY SEMPER FIE KEEP THE FATE
Merkin Patriot | 10.24.05 - 2:00 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA HA YOU ECOMMUNISTS DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BONDS OR DEFECITS OR HOW TO DEGENERATE WEALTH WHICH IS WHY WE KEEP ON WINNING ELECTIONS AND YOU ARE LOOSERS

BONDS DONT MAKE THE DEFICITS THEY MAKE DEFICITS BIGGER
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:22 pm | #

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AND YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT THE PRESENT VALUE OF MONEY WHICH MEANS THAT AT PRESENT MONEY HAS VALUE AND LATER ON IT DOESNT BECAUSE YOU NEEDED IT YESTERDAY BUT NOW YOUR BROKE
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:24 pm | #

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YOU COMMIE LIBERASL NEED TO LEARN ABOUT ECONOMICS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD DAMMIT IM TIRED OF GIVING YOU LOOSERS LIFE LESSONS ON THE INTERNEST ALL THE TIME BUT I CAN HELP IT IM SO PRODUCTIVE I CAN STIMULATE GROWTH WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:33 pm | #

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I GOTTA GO SHOPPING NOW AND HELP OUR TROOPS

BYE
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:39 pm | #

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I SUPPORT THE TROOPS

I GAVE MONEY FOR A MAGNATE AND I DONT EVEN OWN A CAR RIGHT NOW
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:12 pm | #

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FROM NOW ON IM CALLING HIM BURT BACKRAT - HES A TRATOR
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:21 pm | #

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BURT BACKRAT USED TO BE A GOOD ARTIST BUT THEN HE BECAME IRRELEGANT JUST LIKE HAROLD PINTER THE COMMIE PLAYWRITER FROM ENLGAND TO WHOM THEY GAVE THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE FOR LITERACY
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:26 pm | #

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BURT BACKRAT SHOULD BE IMPRISONED FOR SENDING CODED MESSAGES TO AL QADA HES BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS ILL BET WHO KNEW THAT WHEN HE HAD CELINE DIONNE SANG "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY JOSE" SHE WAS LAYING OUT A MAP FOR OUR DESTRUCTIONS
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:30 pm | #

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TOBY KIETH IS A GREAT GREAT AMERICAN AND HE IS WILLING TO PUT OUT MUSIC THAT IS MOVING AND IS CATARRHTIC AND PATRIOTIC TO BOOT
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:50 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA YOU HATE COUNTRY I LOVE IT

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE THE LESS I KNOW IM FREE

AND IM GLAD IT WASN'T ME WHO DIED TO GIVE US LIBERTY

AND ILL STAND UP NEXT TO YOU AND STARE UNTIL YOU SAY,

IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.... GOD BLESS THE U-S-A!!!!
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:57 pm | #

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I GOT SPURS THAT JINGO JANGLE JINGO

AS I GO SINGING MY OLD SONG

AND I SING OH AINT YOU GLAD IM SINGLE?

AND THAT SONG AINT SO FAR FROM BEING WRONG
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 5:02 pm | #

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[The post: "Who knows, maybe John Gibson is more right than he knows. With any luck Christmas WILL be overshadowed by Fitzmas this year."]

MERRY CHRISTMAS DAMMIT!!!

DROP DEAD ALL OF YOU AND PEACE ON EARTH
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:27 pm | #

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THAT REMINDS ME OF THE POEM BY THAT KRAUT PRIEST WHO GOT WASTED IN WWII SO LET ME PARROT PHRASE IT

FIRST THEY SAID SEASONS GREETINGS
BUT MY NAME WASNT JESUS SO I SAID NOTHING
THEN THEY CONDEMMED THANKSGIVING
BUT I DONT LIKE TURKS SO I SAID NOTHING
NOW THERE GUNNING FOR COLUMBUS DAY
WHOSE GOING TO STAND UP FOR THE ITALIANS?
HELL NOT ME
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:37 pm | #

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LEAVE RICK SACTORUM ALONE JUST BECAUSE HES GOING DOWN ON THE POLES DOESNT MEAN THAT ITS OVER THERES STILL SOME DOG LEFT IN THIS FIGHT
Merkin Patriot | 10.20.05 - 4:19 pm | #

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TOM DEALY IS AN INNOCENT MAN
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.05 - 3:36 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA HAVE YOUR MOMENT LIBERASL BUT BELIVE YOU ME IM UNBOWELD AND UNBLOODED I HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH AND PROUD TO BE A CONSERVATIVE AND IM PROUD TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH TOM DELAY EXCEPT OF COURSE IN ANY LEGAL SENSE OF THE WORD
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.05 - 3:43 pm | #

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I TRIED TO READ THE ARTICLE BUT YOU LOST ME AT "AMANUENSIS" I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT????? IT LOOKS GRECIAN TO ME
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.05 - 1:53 pm | #

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I LIKE MOE ROCCA BETTER WHEN HE GOT SHOT IN THE EYE AT THE END OF THE GODFATHER FOR BETRAYING MICHEAL COGLIONE AKA AL PACHINO
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.05 - 2:36 pm | #

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I DONT CARE IF THE WHIG PEOPLE PLANTED THE EVIDENCE FOR WMD - THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH FARMING A GUILTY MAN
Merkin Patriot | 10.19.05 - 2:39 pm | #

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SUPPORT THE TROOPS BUY A YELLOW RIBBON AND GO SHOPPING DAMMIT
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 2:19 pm | #

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THANK GOD WE ABANDONED CLITONOMICS IN FAVOR OF BUSHNOMICS WE NEED TO APPLY ECONOMIC STIMULUS WITH INCREASED FURRVER SO THAT WE CAN CONTINUE TO SIMULATE THE ECONOMY AND PROMOTE ROBUST GROWTH AND PROSTERITY - A RISING TIDE WETS ALL BOATS
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 2:22 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA YOU THINK IM JOKING BUT IM NOT JOKING THE JOEK IS ON YOU LIBERASL FOCUSING ON JUDY MILLER AND NOT ZELL MILLER

LIEBERMAN FOR NOMINATION IN 2008 - PRAYS JESUS
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 1:15 pm | #

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he compared the threat of Saddam's non-existent WMD program to the Cuban missle crisis!

THE CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS HAD LESS EMPIRIAL EVIDENCE OT SUPPORT IT THAN THE WND IN IRAQ ARGUMENT MADE SO ELOGANTLY BY COLIN POWELL IN THE VATICAN COUNCIL BECAUSE I DONT RECALL ANY ARTIST DRAWINGS OF CUBANS WITH MISSILES BUT AS SIGMOID FRAUD SAID SOMETIMES THEY LOOK LIKE CIGARS SO YOU CANT BE TOO COCKY ABOUT YOUR CLAIMS
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 1:19 pm | #

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KERRY CLAIMED HE WAS A CATHOLIC ALTERED BOY WHICH I DOUBT
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 1:21 pm | #

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GEORGE DUBYA BUSH WOULD OF WIPED THE FLOOR WITH BILL CLITNON IN A DEBAIT YOU KNOW BILL WOUNDT DARE TO BRING UP THE WOOD THING
Merkin Patriot | 10.17.05 - 1:32 pm | #

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YOU CAN NAIL PARIS ALL YOU WANT FOR BEING WEALTHY BUT YOU COMMIE LOOSERS HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PEOPLE LIKE HER STIMULATE GROWTH WHENEVER THEY GO OUT SHOPPING - ITS TRICKLE DOWN ECOMONICS
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 11:19 am | #

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HA HA HA THIS IS FUZZY MATH THAT WONT RESINATE WITH THE VOTERS IN THE HEARTLAND - WHAT DO ALL THESE NUMBERS AND CENTS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF CHEESE IN CHINA ANYWAY - SAY NO TO EVOLUTION
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 4:55 pm | #

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I LOVE DAVID DRIER LIKE A BROTHER IN CHRIST (GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTAR) BUT I THINK THE GOP WAS RIGHT NOT TO GIVE HIM TEH TOP POSITION BECAUSE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN A TARGET FOR BLACKMALE
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 3:25 pm | #

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I'll be 54 this month, never married, not gay.

IM CONFUSED
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 3:37 pm | #

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HEY JENNY FROM THE SSLOG I SAW YOUR PICTURE IN THE ATRIOT AND YOU LOOK REALLY CUTE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR NOT MARRIED BY NOW I MEAN BEING UNMARRIED AT 54 AND NOT BEING GAY PUTS YOU AT RISK OF A DYKOTOMY - UNFORTUANATELY FOR YOU IM NOT AVIABLE RIGHT NOW
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 3:47 pm | #

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They think I'm gay, too. It's because I have a strong personality, I think.

God knows I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Vicki | Email | 10.12.05 - 3:48 pm | #

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GOOD GOD VICKI STOP TOUCHING YOUR FEMININE SIDE THATS HOW TEH GAYNESS GETS SPREAD
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 3:52 pm | #

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Wonder what the female variation on that theme is?

THATS A QUIVER MISSING ITS ARROWS
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 4:19 pm | #

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I DONT THINK THAT HITLERY HAS A SHOT AT TEH WHITE HOUSE AND ANYWAY I PREDICT THAT JEBB BUSH WILL WIN IT IN A MANSLIDE IN 2008 HA HA HA GET IT "MAN"SLIDE LOL
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:27 pm | #

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I TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT SCALEA AND THOMAS WILL BE ON HAND TO GUIDE JUSTESS MEIERS AS SHE LEARNS THE ROPES OF JURISPRURIENCE ADN STRUCT CONSTRICTIONISM I FOR ONE CANT WAIT UNTIL ROW VS WAID GETS STRUCT DOWN
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:33 pm | #

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I AGREE WITH JUDGE ROBERTS THE JOB OF A JUSTICE IS TO CALL BALLS AND STRIKES AND NOT QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT ITS BASEBALL
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:38 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA YOU LIBERASL ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE MAINSTREME AGAIN DONT YOU REALIZE THAT THE MORE IT COSTS YOU TO BUY A HOUSE THE MORE YOU TAKE CARE OF IT????? ALSO PAYING MORE FOR HEALTH CARE MAKES YOU HEALTHYER - THATS A VERIFUTABLE FACT
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:12 pm | #

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AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE SHOULD BE SAFE LEGAL AND RARE
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:17 pm | #

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LET THE MARKET WORK ITS WONDERS ON THE HEALTH AND EDUCATION OF HTE PUBLIC AND YOULL SEE A MARKED IMPROVMENT IN ALL SORTS OF STATISTICS LIKE INFANT MORALITY AND LITREALCY

THE INVISIBLE HAND REACHES OUT FOR YOU - GRAB IT
Merkin Patriot | 10.12.05 - 2:21 pm | #

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JESUS YOU PEOPLE ACT LIKE THE DOLLS GOT A SWATSIKA OR SOMETHING ITS JUST LEGGO FOR CHRISSAKES THIS IS A LOVELY EDUCATIONAL TOY WHICH TEACHES RESPECT FOR THE LAW AND IT EVEN HAS A GAY GUY GETTING SEARCHED I WOULD THINK YOU LIBERASL WERE OKAY WITH THAT
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 4:31 pm | #

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DONT BE SILLY WERE NOWHERE CLOSE TO LIVING IN A GETSAPO STATE LIKE MEXICO YOUR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 4:43 pm | #

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Does U2 do any songs about the joys of interspecies relationships?

FOR CHRISSAKES THEY DID A HOLE ALBUM CALLED ZOOROPA DO YOU NEED TO GET HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A DONKEY KONG OR SOMETHING??!! TO HELL WITH U2 I THINK BONNO IS A COMMIE
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 4:00 pm | #

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I LIKED U2 AT FIRST BUT THEN I GOT THEM CONFUSED WITH GARY POWERS WHO MADE THAT SONG HISTORY OF ROCK AND ROLL PART II WHICH IS A GOOD SONG WHEN YOUR WATCHING A BASKETBALL GAME BUT AFTER HE WAS CONVICTED OF PEDOFEELIA IN CAMBODYA I BOYCOTTED HIM
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 4:05 pm | #

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I HEARD THERE SONG VERTICAL - THEY RUINED IT WITH THE SPAINISH STUFF I MEAN BIG DEAL SO YOU CAN QUOTE THE DAYS OF THE WEEK IN SPIANISH YOUR FREE TO DO WHAT YOU WANT IN THE PRIVACITY OF YOUR OWN HOME THATS WHY THIS COUNTRY IS CALLED AMERICA AND NOT UNAMERICA YOU KNOW BUT JUST DONT DO IT IN PUBLIC WITH KIDS KEEP IT TO YOURSELF UNLESS YOU WANT THEM TO GROW UP MEXICAN BUT I DONT WANT TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION WITH MY KIDS BEFORE IM READY
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 4:17 pm | #

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK WE DIDNT FIND WMD IN IRAQ I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU: SADDAM HUSSANE AND SARAN

ALSO HE GASSED HIS OWN PEOPLE FOLKS - GASSED. HIS. OWN. PEO.PLE.
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 1:05 pm | #

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LAUGH ALL YOU WANT BUT HTE DEADLY EFFECTS OF SARAN GAS ARE CLEARLY EVIDENT TO ALL WHO BBEEN SEALED IN ITS DEADLY GRIP
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 1:10 pm | #

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COME ON PEOPLE THE IRAQ WAR WAS INEVITABLE THE SECOND THOSE TOWERS WERE HIT ON THAT FAITHFUL DAY - HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN???? DAMN THAT WAS A GREAT SONG ALMOST AS GOOD AS THAT AMERICA SONG WITH THE DEAD NOT BEING DEAD DEAD BUT DEAD IN A DIFFERENT WAY DEAD - IT MOVED ME IN MY INNERMOST PARTS
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 1:22 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA AS I SUSPECTED YOU LIBERASL ARE PRO ADULATRY YEAH LIKE THAT WILL GO OVER WELL IN THE HERATLAND - YOU SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRAGE YOU SLIDE DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE NO OFFENSE TO JAMES YEE INTENDED BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WRONG AND MORALLY REPRESENTATIVE
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 10:21 am | #

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I FULLY SUPPORT MITCH ROMANY - HES TRYING TO WARN US OF THE DANGERS OF THEOCRITY AND IT IS ENCUMBRANT ON LIBERASL TO TELL US WHAT THERE PLAN IS TO ADDRESS THE THREAT BUT I WONT HOLD MY BREASTH - IM STILL WAITING FOR THERE POSITION ON THE DEADLY GUANO THATS ABOUT TO HIT THE HOMELAND
Merkin Patriot | 10.11.05 - 9:58 am | #

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YOU WANT TO CONDEM CHRISTIANS BUT JEWS MOHELEST THERE KIDS TOO
Merkin Patriot | 10.10.05 - 1:24 pm | #

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THE BIBLE SAYS DONT POINT OUT THE SPECK IN YOUR BOTHERS EYE WHEN YOU GOT A TWO BY FOUR IN YOUR OWN SO JUDE NOT LEST YE BE JUGDED

I STILL SAY JEWISH PEOPLE MOHELEST BOYS
Merkin Patriot | 10.10.05 - 1:38 pm | #

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HA HA HA HA HA YOUR A BUNCH OF HIPPOCRITS

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN CATS THE FRIST STONE WITHOUT DELAY
Merkin Patriot | 10.10.05 - 1:51 pm | #

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Now, more than ever: Merkin!

(Again, NSFW, but hilarious)
smitty werbenmanjensen | 10.10.05 - 1:56 pm | #

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MOCK ME ALL YOU WANT SMUTTY - I LOVE BUSH AND MY COUNTRY
Merkin Patriot | 10.10.05 - 1:58 pm | #

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JOHN WAYNE GAYCY WAS REPUBLICAN????? I THOUGHT HE WAS A CLOWN
Merkin Patriot | 10.10.05 - 2:11 pm | #

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No Merkin, but lots of talk about Merkin. We have real clues now as to the peot's identity...

So, I finally catch up a bit here and what do I find? NTodd, pantsless again of course, channeling Incog on one of his bad days. I'm headed outside to finish painting a friend's porch. When I get back, I want to see somebody try a credible Merkin. (S)he's beyond my abilities and this little plan will finally reveal who this elusive punster is!

(Did I say that out loud?)
catalexis | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:17 am | #

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When I get back, I want to see somebody try a credible Merkin. (S)he's beyond my abilities and this little plan will finally reveal who this elusive punster is!

(Did I say that out loud?)
catalexis

Merkin revealed him/herself already.
Merkin, PI | 10.08.05 - 11:21 am | #

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Merkin revealed him/herself already.

Details!!
BlakNo1 | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:23 am | #

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Merkin revealed him/herself already.

Who is it? Dish!
NTodd | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:23 am | #

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Merkin revealed him/herself already.

Who is it? Dish!
NTodd

Maybe they were lying...

I'll give you a hint... and it's a good one, the handle started with the letter "I"
Merkin, PI | 10.08.05 - 11:27 am | #

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I was thinking Merkin was Walter Neff. But I have no idea who Walter Neff is.
Moe Szyslak | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:32 am | #

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I'd say "Maybe Thomas Pynchon."
rorschach

That's it! Good guess. I told you it started with an "I".

I'd say "Maybe Thomas Pynchon" is Merkin.
Merkin, PI | 10.08.05 - 11:33 am | #

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was thinking Merkin was Walter Neff. But I have no idea who Walter Neff is.
Moe Szyslak

Their breaks did coincide....

Who's King Leopold? We always thought it was Ba'al.
NYMary | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:36 am | #

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PEOPLE THOUGHT MERKIN PATRIOT WAS ME, BUT I'M TOO STUBBLE TO WRITE SO LUSADLY LET ATONE SO HUBROUSLY.
Attaturk | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:39 am | #

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PEOPLE THOUGHT MERKIN PATRIOT WAS ME, BUT I'M TOO STUBBLE TO WRITE SO LUSADLY LET ATONE SO HUBROUSLY.
Attaturk

We are all MERKIN. MERKIN is EVERYMAN and WOMAN, except Toby.
Merkin, PI | 10.08.05 - 11:43 am | #

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I don't know-- this Merkin, PI fellow comes around saying he knows who Merkin Patriot is, then leaves without saying. Did in fact Merkin reveal himself? If so, when, and who is he?
Moe Szyslak | Email | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 11:54 am | #

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If so, when, and who is he?
Moe Szyslak

Once revealed by a name change slip up. Those who know are sworn not to name names!
A Fellow Atriot | Email | 10.08.05 - 12:01 pm | #


[End of thread]

And with that, the mystery stands.

IM ASHAMED TO BE SHARING THE SAME COUTNRY WITH YOU LIBERAL TRATORS IM WITH THE PRESIDENT COME HELL OR HIGH WATER

WE NEED TO SUPPORT HIM ALL THE WAY AND IF WE NEED TO ATTACK IRAN TO PRESERVE OUR WAY OF LIFE THEN I SAY BY THE BOWELS OF CHRIST WE SHOULD WRECK HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE LOGS OF WAR
Merkin Patriot | 10.06.05 - 11:42 am | #

Can we stop hearing about Jesus for, say, three days?

AND THEN JUST LIKE THE SOUTH HE WILL RISE AGAIN IN...YOUR...FACE!!!!! LOL OMG
Merkin Patriot | 10.06.05 - 10:19 am | #



I SAY WE AS A NATION ARE NOT SUFFICIENTLY AFFECTED WITH JESUS AT ALL WE CHRISTAINS ARE STILL PURSECUTED JUST LIKE PAUL AND JOHN ON THE ROAD TO DAMASSCUS THATS IN SIRYA FOR YOU PEOPLE IN RIO LINDA
Merkin Patriot | 10.06.05 - 10:24 am | #



AMERICA IS THE MOST WELL ENDOWED DEMOCRACY OF THE MALL
Merkin Patriot | 10.06.05 - 10:35 am | #



[Editor's note: Dave J. on a previous thread guessed that Merkin was Walter Neff, who had coincidently (or not) been in the hospital during Merkin's two-week absence. Today, Walter Neff shows up about a half-hour before Merkin.... Here is Walter Neff's blog. But while we (might) know who Merkin is, the mystery is only one step removed-- who the heck is Walter Neff?]

YOU LIBERASL ARE CLOSET RACISTS BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT ABORTION AND IF YOU DIDNT WED BE UP TO OUR EYEBALLS IN BLACK BABIES BY NOW UH WAIT A SECOND
Merkin Patriot | 10.04.05 - 3:17 pm | #



I NOW SEE WHERE BILL BENNETT IS COMING FROM BECAUSE IVE BEEN KNOWNED TO CONDUCT THOGUHT EXPERIENTS FROM TIME TO TIME BUT HOWEVER I STILL SAY THAT ABORTION IS ALWAYS WRONG ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE OTHER PROFELLACTIC WAYS OF AVOIDING PREGINANCY
Merkin Patriot | 10.04.05 - 3:22 pm | #



I SEE OUR BEVOLVED PRESIDENT BUSH IS PLANNING TO DECLARE A WAR ON ASEATIC BIRD FLU THOSE YELLOW CANARY BASTARDS WONT KNOW WHAT HIT THEM

THANK GOD WE HAVE A LEADER WHO IS TWO STEPS A HEAD OF THE GAME READY TO FIGHT THE GUANO MANO TO MANO WHILE YOUR BUSY DEBAITING THE SUPREME COURT - LOOSERS
Merkin Patriot | 10.04.05 - 3:32 pm | #



HEY LIBERASL WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE BIRD FLU MEANACE???? WHATS YOUR PLAN???

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BYRD POOP ITS A CLASH OF CIVILIZASIANS AND YOUR EITHER WITH US OR AGAINST US YOU BIRD TURD LOVING HIPPIES
Merkin Patriot | 10.04.05 - 3:38 pm | #



BIRD FLU IS NO LAUGHING MATTER A PANDEMONIC OUTBREAK WOULD MAKE THE GASSING OF JAMBALAYA BY SADDAM HUSSIEN LOOK LIKE A PICNIC AND THE FLOODING OF NEW OLREANS LOOK LIKE A POOL PARTY
Merkin Patriot | 10.04.05 - 3:47 pm | #

OMG PRESIDENT BUSH IS THE MOST BRILLANT MAN ON THE PLANET!!!!! I NEVER WOULD OF THOUGHT THAT HE COULD BEAT HAVING ROBBERTS ON THE BENCH BUT NOW HES OUTDONE HIMSELF

HARPIET MEYERS IS EMANENTLY QUALIFIED SINCE SHES NOT A JUGDE AND YOU CANT BE A JUDICIAL ACTIVIST IF YOUR NOT A JUDGE - HA HA HA HA TAKE THAT LIBERASL!!!!!! LOOSERS

I GOTTA SAY WOW = THIS GUY IS THE REAL COMEBACK KID AND THIS MAKES UP FOR KATARINA, RITA AND KAREN HUGES HELL IF HE CAN GET EALIEN GONZALEZ TO COMEBACK FROM CUBA HELL HAVE HIS TRIFECTULA
Merkin Patriot | 10.03.05 - 2:04 pm | #



I KIND OF DOUBTED THAT A WOMAN COULD SIT ON THE SCROTUS BUT I FEEL BETTER NOW KNOWING THAT HARRIAT MEYERS IS A CHRISTIAN IN GOOD STANDING AND THAT CHANEY IS BEHIND HER
Merkin Patriot | 10.03.05 - 2:06 pm | #


Eschatonians are speculating as to Merkin's identity:

Gold, Merkin!

Though I'm intrigued that Merkin reappeared the same day as WalterNeff...
Dave J. | Email | 10.03.05 - 2:11 pm | #

Actually Merkin showed up a couple of days ago. But only a couple of days ago, if I recall correctly. Hmmmm.
mer | Email | 10.03.05 - 2:24 pm | #

By the way, did we ever figure out who Merkin is? I voted for Eli myself, those puns are just too good.
catalexis | Email | Homepage | 10.03.05 - 2:36 pm | #